# Funny **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 8, 2006, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny/186699 "2006-12-08T13:52:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JC\_Turbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/958977/32.png) [@JC\_Turbo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JC_Turbo)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny/186699/1 "2006-12-08T13:52:07Z")
1. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. * * * 1. How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from. * * * 1. What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you. * * * 1. What’s the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling. * * * 1. What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. * * * 1. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. * * * 1. What is the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm. * * * What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse’s ass? A mechanic. * * * 1. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. * * * 1. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? The one who can eat that last donut. * * * 1. Jewish dilemma: Free PORK. * * * 1. The three words men hate to hear most during sex: “Are you in?” * * * 1. The three words women hate to hear most during sex: “Honey, I’m home!” ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 1:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny/186699/2 "2006-12-08T13:54:30Z")
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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 1:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny/186699/3 "2006-12-08T13:54:40Z")
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**Author:** ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 2:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny/186699/4 "2006-12-08T14:03:11Z")
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**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny/186699/5 "2006-12-08T14:07:04Z")
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**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny/186699/6 "2006-12-08T14:25:34Z")
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**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 2:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny/186699/7 "2006-12-08T14:41:33Z")
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**Author:** ![SCHMEIDER](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/schmeider/32/6032_2.png) [@SCHMEIDER](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SCHMEIDER)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 2:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny/186699/8 "2006-12-08T14:58:22Z")
> [@Sabres game re-aired anytime?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sabres-game-re-aired-anytime/26413/5): > > 🤣 🤣 🤣