# FURLOUGH!!!

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**Created:** [May 29, 2013, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/furlough/267110 "2013-05-29T12:11:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/furlough/267110/33 "2013-05-29T12:46:20Z")

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> [@Beat the caption! \*\*\*WINNER POST #97\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/15):
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> What I dont understand is why homeless people dont commit more crimes.
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> I mean if they robbed or killed somebody they would get housing and food at no cost and wouldnt have to collect bottles and eat out of dumpsters/

Exactly!

Start coming up to them and telling them the trade secret of the prison high life!

Better yet, write a book and sell it to them. Many homeless make good money by pretending to be homeless in NYC and living in apartments otherwise. They actually haw plenty of money to buy your book!

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