# FURLOUGH!!!

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**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [May 29, 2013, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/furlough/267110 "2013-05-29T12:11:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![freakLS7](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freakls7/32/6298_2.png) [@freakLS7](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/freakLS7)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 5:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/furlough/267110/66 "2013-05-29T17:45:56Z")

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> [@Beat the caption! \*\*\*WINNER POST #97\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/19):
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> 1. Don’t shower.  
> 2)Double deterrent against being raped.
> 2. Free meals
> 3. Free room
> 4. …
> 5. Profit?!??!,

> [@Wow, I'm bored... trolling the gas saving forum](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-im-bored-trolling-the-gas-saving-forum/52809/91):
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> Free education  
> Free health care  
> Free dental

im in prison everyday yes they get way too much given to them but i sure as hell like it better outside the walls as opposed to inside behind the bars id rather pay bills and be broke than live in prison without a care in the world!

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