# further proof women are crazy

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/further-proof-women-are-crazy/179064
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [December 24, 2005, 2:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/further-proof-women-are-crazy/179064 "2005-12-24T14:32:41Z")
**Posts on this page:** 9
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### Author: ![2toneishot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2toneishot/32/6010_2.png) [@2toneishot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2toneishot)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2005, 2:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/further-proof-women-are-crazy/179064/1 "2005-12-24T14:32:41Z")

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Woman swallows cell phone to end fight  
Lovers’ spat ends with woman choking on disputed device

Updated: 4:16 a.m. ET Dec. 24, 2005  
BLUE SPRINGS, Mo. - A lovers’ dispute over a cell phone ended suddenly when the woman swallowed the phone whole, police said.

Police said they received a call at 4:52 a.m. Friday from a Blue Springs man who said his girlfriend was having trouble breathing. When they arrived at the house they found the 24-year-old woman had a cell phone lodged in her throat.

“He wanted the phone and she wouldn’t give it to him, so she attempted to swallow it,” Detective Sgt. Steve Decker of the Blue Springs Police Department. “She just put the entire phone in her mouth so he couldn’t get it.”

Police said an ambulance transported the woman to St. Mary’s Medical Center in Blue Springs. A hospital spokeswoman said she couldn’t give details about the woman’s health since police have not released her identity.

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### Author: ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2005, 2:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/further-proof-women-are-crazy/179064/2 "2005-12-24T14:36:55Z")

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🤣 what a tard

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### Author: ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2005, 2:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/further-proof-women-are-crazy/179064/3 "2005-12-24T14:37:55Z")

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thats is spectacular. i wonder if they called on the fone she swallowed???

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### Author: ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2005, 2:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/further-proof-women-are-crazy/179064/4 "2005-12-24T14:39:32Z")

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does this qualify her for the special olympics? :greddy:

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### Author: ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2005, 2:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/further-proof-women-are-crazy/179064/5 "2005-12-24T14:47:19Z")

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the girl obviously cant deep throat.

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### Author: ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2005, 2:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/further-proof-women-are-crazy/179064/6 "2005-12-24T14:48:41Z")

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🤣

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### Author: ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2005, 2:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/further-proof-women-are-crazy/179064/7 "2005-12-24T14:54:55Z")

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> [@flyinglow57](#):
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> thats is spectacular. i wonder if they called on the fone she swallowed???

:kekegay: thinking that myself

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### Author: ![rmrider897](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@rmrider897](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rmrider897)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2005, 4:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/further-proof-women-are-crazy/179064/8 "2005-12-24T16:23:57Z")

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that would proboly be the first thing i would think of…

sike.

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### Author: ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2005, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/further-proof-women-are-crazy/179064/9 "2005-12-24T20:02:15Z")

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Sound’s like she’s on hold.
