# Gas Pump Humor - Stop Bitching about gas prices!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gas-pump-humor-stop-bitching-about-gas-prices/166605>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [May 19, 2004, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gas-pump-humor-stop-bitching-about-gas-prices/166605 "2004-05-19T07:18:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![fantomforce](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4bbf92/32.png) [@fantomforce](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fantomforce)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2004, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gas-pump-humor-stop-bitching-about-gas-prices/166605/1 "2004-05-19T07:18:22Z")

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You think gas is expensive?  
Compared with Gasoline you won’t think gas is that expensive after reading this! This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective.

Diet Snapple  
16 oz $1.29 … $10.32 per gallon

Lipton Ice Tea  
16 oz $1.19 …$9.52 per gallon

Gatorade  
20 oz $1.59 … $10.17 per gallon

Ocean Spray  
16 oz $1.25 … $10.00 per gallon

Brake Fluid  
12 oz $3.15 … $33.60 per gallon

Vick’s Nyquil  
6 oz $8.35 … $178.13 per gallon

Pepto Bismol  
4 oz $3.85 … $123.20 per gallon

Whiteout  
7 oz $1.39 … . $25.42 per gallon

Scope  
1.5 oz $0.99 …$84.48 per gallon

And this is the REAL KICKER…  
Evian water  
9 oz $1.49…$21.19 per gallon?! $21.19 for WATER - and the buyers  
don’t even know the source - river water?

So, the next time you’re at the pump, be glad your car doesn’t run on water,  
Scope, or Whiteout, or God forbid Pepto Bismal or Nyquil.  
Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the pump…

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2004, 7:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gas-pump-humor-stop-bitching-about-gas-prices/166605/2 "2004-05-19T07:19:35Z")

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cant compare shit like that dumbass

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**Author:** ![Sight\_N\_Sound](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sight_n_sound/32/5950_2.png) [@Sight\_N\_Sound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sight_N_Sound)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2004, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gas-pump-humor-stop-bitching-about-gas-prices/166605/3 "2004-05-19T07:28:00Z")

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Thank god I drink turners Ice tea - 1.65 a gallon 😃

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2004, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gas-pump-humor-stop-bitching-about-gas-prices/166605/4 "2004-05-19T07:28:57Z")

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> [@Sight N Sound](#):
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> Thank god I drink turners Ice tea - 1.65 a gallon 😃

x 2

great stuff :bowrofl:

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2004, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gas-pump-humor-stop-bitching-about-gas-prices/166605/5 "2004-05-19T07:39:11Z")

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:kekegay:

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2004, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gas-pump-humor-stop-bitching-about-gas-prices/166605/6 "2004-05-19T07:43:57Z")

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:slap:

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**Author:** ![Silver\_WS6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@Silver\_WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Silver_WS6)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2004, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gas-pump-humor-stop-bitching-about-gas-prices/166605/7 "2004-05-19T07:48:46Z")

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powder ice tea 1 gallon 30 cents 🙂

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2004, 7:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gas-pump-humor-stop-bitching-about-gas-prices/166605/8 "2004-05-19T07:50:10Z")

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:wtcslap:

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**Author:** ![Sight\_N\_Sound](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sight_n_sound/32/5950_2.png) [@Sight\_N\_Sound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sight_N_Sound)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2004, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gas-pump-humor-stop-bitching-about-gas-prices/166605/9 "2004-05-19T07:56:23Z")

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Turner Tea \> Powder canister from store

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**Author:** ![bobby311](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bobby311/32/5971_2.png) [@bobby311](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bobby311)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2004, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gas-pump-humor-stop-bitching-about-gas-prices/166605/10 "2004-05-19T10:44:00Z")

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[http://money.cnn.com/2004/05/18/commentary/wastler/wastler/index.htm?cnn=yes](http://money.cnn.com/2004/05/18/commentary/wastler/wastler/index.htm?cnn=yes)

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2004, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gas-pump-humor-stop-bitching-about-gas-prices/166605/11 "2004-05-19T12:18:33Z")

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> [@cracka](#):
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> [Panic about gas prices is misplaced. - May. 18, 2004](http://money.cnn.com/2004/05/18/commentary/wastler/wastler/index.htm?cnn=yes)

ha, like i said :greddy2:

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2008, 10:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gas-pump-humor-stop-bitching-about-gas-prices/166605/12 "2008-07-18T22:14:41Z")

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> [@bobby311"](#):
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> [Panic about gas prices is misplaced. - May. 18, 2004](http://money.cnn.com/2004/05/18/commentary/wastler/wastler/index.htm?cnn=yes)

Oh my the article still works.  
Fucking crazy !

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**Author:** ![4doors5gears](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/4doors5gears/32/6006_2.png) [@4doors5gears](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4doors5gears)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2008, 7:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gas-pump-humor-stop-bitching-about-gas-prices/166605/13 "2008-07-19T07:36:56Z")

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$41/barrel WTF

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**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2008, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gas-pump-humor-stop-bitching-about-gas-prices/166605/14 "2008-07-19T12:11:02Z")

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[http://www.cockeyed.com/science/gallon/liquid.html](http://www.cockeyed.com/science/gallon/liquid.html)

Interesting list of per gallon prices. 🤣 LSD

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2008, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gas-pump-humor-stop-bitching-about-gas-prices/166605/15 "2008-07-19T12:11:57Z")

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🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣  
Nice find kolar

Penicillin 8.47 $19.95 $301.49  
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^  
Mckeesport it’s $1,420 :kekegay:

$2500 for ghb wow.
