# GAY MARRIAGE JUST PASSED IN NY STATE **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 24, 2011, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gay-marriage-just-passed-in-ny-state/259093 "2011-06-24T19:31:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sketchy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sketchy/32/6378_2.png) [@Sketchy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sketchy)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gay-marriage-just-passed-in-ny-state/259093/1 "2011-06-24T19:31:01Z")
IT OFFICIAL CONGRATS TO THE GAYS AND LESBIANS! ---
**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gay-marriage-just-passed-in-ny-state/259093/2 "2011-06-24T19:39:27Z")
Are you guys gonna have “TAKE BACK NY” stickers like every woodchuck did here in VT? Then every gay/lesbian had a “TAKE VT FORWARD” sticker…lulz. ---
**Author:** ![crazybrew609](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crazybrew609/32/6319_2.png) [@crazybrew609](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crazybrew609)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 7:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gay-marriage-just-passed-in-ny-state/259093/3 "2011-06-24T19:42:49Z")
PJB is actually busy as we speaking working out how to make man/sheep marriage legal now ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gay-marriage-just-passed-in-ny-state/259093/4 "2011-06-24T19:45:14Z")
Sick. Marriage should not be a sword fight ---
**Author:** ![JVG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jvg/32/6348_2.png) [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gay-marriage-just-passed-in-ny-state/259093/5 "2011-06-24T19:45:49Z")
> [@FS: Garage sale Integra/Civic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-garage-sale-integra-civic/35460/63): > > PJB is actually busy as we speaking working out how to make man/sheep marriage legal now Don’t u wish you waited to get married brew. You could have married your knight in shining armor legally now. Patience brew patience. ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 7:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gay-marriage-just-passed-in-ny-state/259093/6 "2011-06-24T19:46:20Z")
> [@OMG Bacon..... scarf?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-bacon-scarf/43327/10): > > Sick. Marriage should not be a sword fight How do you feel about women eating each others vay-jay-jays and tossing each others salads (with bacon bits/croutons of course) ---
**Author:** ![JVG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jvg/32/6348_2.png) [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gay-marriage-just-passed-in-ny-state/259093/7 "2011-06-24T19:50:06Z")
dont forget the other super important bills posted tonight making corn ny’s state vegetable, the herkimer diamond the nys mineral and allowing disabled people the use of crossbows in archery season ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gay-marriage-just-passed-in-ny-state/259093/8 "2011-06-24T19:50:45Z")
> [@OMG Bacon..... scarf?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-bacon-scarf/43327/10): > > Sick. Marriage should not be a sword fight What should marriage be like? Producing kids and having a 60% chance of divorce? Constant bickering and fighting? Wife beaters? Rednecks joined in holy matrimony to have 13 kids running around? Tell me PJB what it SHOULD be. ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gay-marriage-just-passed-in-ny-state/259093/9 "2011-06-24T19:59:16Z")
BIG FUCKING DEAL LOL MARIED OR NOT, GAY DUDES ARE GONNA NUT IN EATCH OTHER AND LESBIANS ARE GONNA PLAY WITH FAKE DICKS AND PRETEND LIKE THATS ALL THEY NEED ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gay-marriage-just-passed-in-ny-state/259093/10 "2011-06-24T20:03:15Z")
> [@OFFICIAL '07-'08 BUFFALO SABRES SEASON THREAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-07-08-buffalo-sabres-season-thread/36504/1417): > > How do you feel about women eating each others vay-jay-jays and tossing each others salads (with bacon bits/croutons of course) Theres very few hot lesbians except in porn. Most real lesbians are overweight and trucker looking. And salad tossing is fucking nasty. The ass should never be a sexual thing. > [@Cal ' slopoke ' & shannons going away - Sunday - 10th](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cal-slopoke-shannons-going-away-sunday-10th/43198/40): > > What should marriage be like? > > Producing kids and having a 60% chance of divorce? > > Constant bickering and fighting? > > Wife beaters? > > Rednecks joined in holy matrimony to have 13 kids running around? > > Tell me PJB what it SHOULD be. Should only be a man and a woman. Kids optional. Theres just as much chance of two queers fighting and getting divorced as a normal straight couple so thats irrelevent. They dont necessarily ‘mate’ for life either. I think religion is complete bullshit so that doesnt play a part either. Nobody likes to see two dudes kissing or fudge packing except gay guys. Its not like when a guy sees two hot girls eating each other out and likes it. Ive never heard a girl say she wants to see two guys pack fudge. ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gay-marriage-just-passed-in-ny-state/259093/11 "2011-06-24T20:03:38Z")
Awaiting the first gay divorce here. ---
**Author:** ![HudsonFalcon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hudsonfalcon/32/6460_2.png) [@HudsonFalcon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HudsonFalcon)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 8:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gay-marriage-just-passed-in-ny-state/259093/12 "2011-06-24T20:04:29Z")
The influx of adopted Chinese babies will be epic. ---
**Author:** ![97cavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/c5a1d2/32.png) [@97cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97cavy)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 8:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gay-marriage-just-passed-in-ny-state/259093/13 "2011-06-24T20:10:31Z")
> [@FS: 02 Yamaha Raptor 660R. SOLD!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-02-yamaha-raptor-660r-sold/41864/6): > > Theres very few hot lesbians except in porn. Most real lesbians are overweight and trucker looking. > And salad tossing is fucking nasty. The ass should never be a sexual thing. > > Should only be a man and a woman. Kids optional. > > Theres just as much chance of two queers fighting and getting divorced as a normal straight couple so thats irrelevent. They dont necessarily ‘mate’ for life either. > > I think religion is complete bullshit so that doesnt play a part either. > > Nobody likes to see two dudes kissing or fudge packing except gay guys. Its not like when a guy sees two hot girls eating each other out and likes it. Ive never heard a girl say she wants to see two guys pack fudge. Actually PJB the divorce rate for same sex couples is DRASTICALLY lower then that of traditional marriages. Fuck it, who cares. Let em be happy and live their lives. It’s not like now that same sex marriages are legal gay guys are going to kick down your door and fuck you in the ass and mouth. You’d enjoy it to much, and that’s where NY draws the line ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 8:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gay-marriage-just-passed-in-ny-state/259093/14 "2011-06-24T20:11:32Z")
> [@FS: 02 Yamaha Raptor 660R. SOLD!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-02-yamaha-raptor-660r-sold/41864/6): > > Theres very few hot lesbians except in porn. Most real lesbians are overweight and trucker looking. > And salad tossing is fucking nasty. The ass should never be a sexual thing. > > Should only be a man and a woman. Kids optional. > > Theres just as much chance of two queers fighting and getting divorced as a normal straight couple so thats irrelevent. They dont necessarily ‘mate’ for life either. > > I think religion is complete bullshit so that doesnt play a part either. > > Nobody likes to see two dudes kissing or fudge packing except gay guys. Its not like when a guy sees two hot girls eating each other out and likes it. Ive never heard a girl say she wants to see two guys pack fudge. You realize that straight marriage is a religious thing… Right? You don’t believe in religion yet you base your ideals on the bible? Funny. ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 8:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gay-marriage-just-passed-in-ny-state/259093/15 "2011-06-24T20:12:59Z")
> [@P-shop Cobra. sweet](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/p-shop-cobra-sweet/43341/15): > > gay guys are going to kick down your door and fuck you in the ass and mouth. :rofl hahahaah i could see that happening to PJB, well up to the point where he gets grabbed and taken to the floor… then i turn the visualizations off ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 8:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gay-marriage-just-passed-in-ny-state/259093/16 "2011-06-24T20:14:19Z")
There is nothing wrong with tossing a _clean_ salad. ---
**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gay-marriage-just-passed-in-ny-state/259093/17 "2011-06-24T20:19:42Z")
> [@FS: 02 Yamaha Raptor 660R. SOLD!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-02-yamaha-raptor-660r-sold/41864/6): > > Theres very few hot lesbians except in porn. Most real lesbians are overweight and trucker looking. > And salad tossing is fucking nasty. The ass should never be a sexual thing. > > Should only be a man and a woman. Kids optional. > > Theres just as much chance of two queers fighting and getting divorced as a normal straight couple so thats irrelevent. They dont necessarily ‘mate’ for life either. > > I think religion is complete bullshit so that doesnt play a part either. > > Nobody likes to see two dudes kissing or fudge packing except gay guys. Its not like when a guy sees two hot girls eating each other out and likes it. Ive never heard a girl say she wants to see two guys pack fudge. 🤣rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl I’m fucking ROLLING over here!!! So. Much. Sig. Material. ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 8:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gay-marriage-just-passed-in-ny-state/259093/18 "2011-06-24T20:21:13Z")
Why does it have to be called “marriage”… they should be allowed to do their thing…and name it…, but a marriage is a man and a woman… call it a civil union or whatever… you cant call a honda a chevy or a truck a car… there are clear differences…the make up is different. This shouldnt be hard to understand. The fight should be that whatever name they use, is equal to that of the word marriage when it comes to civil liberties and the like. Fuckin people are redic. The majority of the American Human race finally idiotic. ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 8:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gay-marriage-just-passed-in-ny-state/259093/19 "2011-06-24T20:21:40Z")
> [@OFFICIAL '07-'08 BUFFALO SABRES SEASON THREAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-07-08-buffalo-sabres-season-thread/36504/1420): > > 🤣rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl I’m fucking ROLLING over here!!! > > So. Much. Sig. Material. He’s getting better (or worse?). Literally every recent post is sig material. ---
**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 8:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gay-marriage-just-passed-in-ny-state/259093/20 "2011-06-24T20:22:21Z")
PJB; you need to run for Governor of NY State just so others besides us here on Shift can hear your thoughts. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gay-marriage-just-passed-in-ny-state/259093.md?page=2)