# Genius Quotes. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 8, 2008, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/genius-quotes/238213 "2008-08-08T10:57:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/genius-quotes/238213/1 "2008-08-08T10:57:25Z")
Thought I’d start a thread dedicated to the amazing quotes that were caught around the world. Quotes that some of us take to heart and live by, others that are just simply hilarious or make us wonder. Do not throw in the quotes from our members of the forums, because we already have a thread for that. Try to give the honors to the person who said it, if known. * * * “Never let school interfier with your education.” -Unknown “If at first you dont succeed, bungee jumping isnt for you.” -Unknown “Losing builds character.” You know who said that? A loser. -Unknown “When in doubt, do it.” -Unknown “I don’t fail. I succeed at finding what doesn’t work.” -Christopher Titus “I’d rather regret something I did, then regret not doing something.” -Unknown “I don’t have a girlfriend, I just know a girl that would be really mad if she heard me say that” :lol -Comedy Central featured comic. ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/genius-quotes/238213/2 "2008-08-08T11:36:17Z")
I just threw up a whole book of cliches. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/genius-quotes/238213/3 "2008-08-08T11:40:06Z")
“I just threw up a whole book of cliches.” -JClark. You’re welcome thread. ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/genius-quotes/238213/4 "2008-08-08T13:05:34Z")
> [@Vovchandr](#): > > “I don’t have a girlfriend, I just know a girl that would be really mad if she heard me say that” :lol > -Comedy Central featured comic. Mitch Hedberg, greatest comedian of all time ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/genius-quotes/238213/5 "2008-08-08T13:06:33Z")
I miss Mitch. :sad ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/genius-quotes/238213/6 "2008-08-08T13:52:32Z")
I got to see him live in NYC before he passed it was a great show. A quote I heard today on NPR that a guy was addressing to law makers: Please don’t propose a law that you are not willing to die for. ---
**Author:** ![Mafdark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mafdark/32/6322_2.png) [@Mafdark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mafdark)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 2:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/genius-quotes/238213/7 "2008-08-08T14:40:59Z")
“You can sleep in your car but you can’t race your house” -Unknown I always like that one. ---
**Author:** ![SXY\_TIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sxy_time/32/6293_2.png) [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 11:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/genius-quotes/238213/8 "2008-08-08T23:30:40Z")
im sure we all know who said the following: “Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN’s aren’t able to practice their love with women all across the country.” and if you dont, here’s a hint…he’s ruling your country ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 9:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/genius-quotes/238213/9 "2008-08-09T09:18:24Z")
“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.” ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 2:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/genius-quotes/238213/10 "2008-08-09T14:31:55Z")
Everything will be okay in the end, if its not okay then its not the end. -Unknown- ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 2:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/genius-quotes/238213/11 "2008-08-09T14:38:10Z")
I like to say “Do what most people arent willing to do, so you can have the things most people dont have.” or something like that, but i been saying that one for years 🙂 The famous “live for nothing or die for something” I last heard it in rambo 😃 ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2008, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/genius-quotes/238213/12 "2008-08-10T11:23:17Z")
Democracy isn’t perfect and freedom isn’t everywhere - but we never had to build a wall to keep our people in - JFK ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2008, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/genius-quotes/238213/13 "2008-08-10T12:04:52Z")
I’ve learned that you can’t treat every situation as a life-and-death matter because you’ll die a lot of times - Van wilder Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. - Mark Twain