# Gertrude did not want xmas cookies

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gertrude-did-not-want-xmas-cookies/21870>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 19, 2006, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gertrude-did-not-want-xmas-cookies/21870 "2006-12-19T13:14:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gertrude-did-not-want-xmas-cookies/21870/1 "2006-12-19T13:14:45Z")

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He wanted sponge candy…  
 ![http://static.flickr.com/137/327501283_9e1adb1cf2_m.jpg](http://static.flickr.com/137/327501283_9e1adb1cf2_m.jpg)  
sponge candy \> cookies

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**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gertrude-did-not-want-xmas-cookies/21870/2 "2006-12-19T13:23:07Z")

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:eyebrow:

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**Author:** ![Bucker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bucker/32/7379_2.png) [@Bucker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bucker)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 2:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gertrude-did-not-want-xmas-cookies/21870/3 "2006-12-19T14:44:31Z")

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Lol, goober.

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**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 2:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gertrude-did-not-want-xmas-cookies/21870/4 "2006-12-19T14:48:15Z")

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Gertrude has a special place in my heart.

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 2:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gertrude-did-not-want-xmas-cookies/21870/5 "2006-12-19T14:49:45Z")

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Gertrude is so picky.

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 6:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gertrude-did-not-want-xmas-cookies/21870/6 "2006-12-19T18:27:18Z")

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Gertude is a fucking cunt and go right the fuck off.  
I made her chistmas cookies and she will fucking like them.

END OF STORY.

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**Author:** ![ImportMuscle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/importmuscle/32/7615_2.png) [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 7:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gertrude-did-not-want-xmas-cookies/21870/7 "2006-12-19T19:56:14Z")

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![http://i13.tinypic.com/4dg0jkx.jpg](http://i13.tinypic.com/4dg0jkx.jpg)

This is chuck the pig, circa 1952

Pig \> \*

Chuck \> \*