# Get drunk, bite a panda

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-drunk-bite-a-panda/17752>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 20, 2006, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-drunk-bite-a-panda/17752 "2006-09-20T11:31:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2006, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-drunk-bite-a-panda/17752/1 "2006-09-20T11:31:02Z")

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[http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/09/20/panda.bite.ap/index.html](http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/09/20/panda.bite.ap/index.html)

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**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2006, 11:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-drunk-bite-a-panda/17752/2 "2006-09-20T11:41:08Z")

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now that’s priceless.

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**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2006, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-drunk-bite-a-panda/17752/3 "2006-09-20T11:42:43Z")

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mmmm tasty!

gotta show youre the alpha!

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2006, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-drunk-bite-a-panda/17752/4 "2006-09-20T11:43:34Z")

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the last paragraph, a student “broke his bones in the fall”

wtf?

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2006, 11:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-drunk-bite-a-panda/17752/5 "2006-09-20T11:44:17Z")

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Maybe it was his dad going back for revenge?

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**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2006, 11:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-drunk-bite-a-panda/17752/6 "2006-09-20T11:45:09Z")

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I made the mistake of reading that while talking to someone on the phone.

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**Author:** ![Shockwave179](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shockwave179/32/7496_2.png) [@Shockwave179](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shockwave179)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2006, 1:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-drunk-bite-a-panda/17752/7 "2006-09-20T13:54:22Z")

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hahaha

“Startled, Gu Gu bit Zhang in the right leg, it said. Zhang, a 35-year-old migrant laborer from central Henan province, got angry and kicked the panda, who then bit his other leg.”

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**Author:** ![HYPEville](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hypeville/32/7226_2.png) [@HYPEville](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HYPEville)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2006, 2:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-drunk-bite-a-panda/17752/8 "2006-09-20T14:09:41Z")

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^^^^best line in the whole story lol