# Get Out of Work/School Excuses

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-out-of-work-school-excuses/37861>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 29, 2007, 10:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-out-of-work-school-excuses/37861 "2007-10-29T22:56:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 10:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-out-of-work-school-excuses/37861/1 "2007-10-29T22:56:09Z")

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> **[As a bonus Epstein’s mother will sign them](http://www.nbcnews.com/id/21459535/)**
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> Feeling like playing hooky, but nervous about getting caught? The Excused Absence Network has got your back.

Rock On…

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**Author:** ![jdmEK9gsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmek9gsr/32/4995_2.png) [@jdmEK9gsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdmEK9gsr)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 10:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-out-of-work-school-excuses/37861/2 "2007-10-29T22:58:35Z")

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haha epstein rocks

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**Author:** ![ShiftDead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shiftdead/32/7508_2.png) [@ShiftDead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShiftDead)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 11:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-out-of-work-school-excuses/37861/3 "2007-10-29T23:02:46Z")

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Ordering a copy for sure.

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**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 5:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-out-of-work-school-excuses/37861/4 "2007-10-30T05:39:16Z")

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that’s awesome

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 5:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-out-of-work-school-excuses/37861/5 "2007-10-30T05:46:06Z")

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perfect

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**Author:** ![bracketracer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bracketracer/32/15592_2.png) [@bracketracer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bracketracer)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 5:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-out-of-work-school-excuses/37861/6 "2007-10-30T05:55:15Z")

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Something is telling me that my boss would know that I was a lying sack.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-out-of-work-school-excuses/37861/7 "2007-10-30T06:22:15Z")

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[quote=“bracketracer,post:6,topic:37861"”]

Something is telling me that my boss would know that I was a lying sack.

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:word: lol

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-out-of-work-school-excuses/37861/8 "2007-10-30T07:39:17Z")

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[quote=“bracketracer,post:6,topic:37861"”]

Something is telling me that my boss would know that I was a lying sack.

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Your wife is really that perceptive? 🤣 😛

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**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 9:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-out-of-work-school-excuses/37861/9 "2007-10-30T09:57:24Z")

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if I ever miss an exam, this would be nice.