# Get to know the mysterious Tim Horton's Girl!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470>\
**Category:** SON240sx Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 31, 2005, 12:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470 "2005-10-31T00:52:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Slide](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slide/32/3301_2.png) [@Slide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Slide)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 8:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/221 "2005-11-09T20:21:07Z")

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hahahahah imma make an avatar out of it…

and if i showed my menpecs to pinky, she’d probably blast her panties with some baby juice…

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**Author:** ![PyreXXX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 8:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/222 "2005-11-09T20:51:13Z")

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I think in the spirit of this thread you have made a few spelling mistakes:

> [@Slide](#):
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> …and if i showed my **estrogen fuelled bitch-tits** to pinky, she’d probably blast **vomit all over the cardboard box I occupy in my parent’s garage** …
> 
> Take me DrifterX, I need to be loved right now…

Correction complete. :E

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**Author:** ![RS13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@RS13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RS13)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 8:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/223 "2005-11-09T20:57:51Z")

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Took some serious editing but here it is

LOOK DOWN

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**Author:** ![Pinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pinky](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pinky)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 9:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/224 "2005-11-09T21:37:53Z")

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Alright Slide and RS13, listen up you assholes. You’re not being funny, and no one appreciates you posting bullshit like that on this thread. It’s not funny - it’s rude and totally uncalled for. I’m not even going to give you the satisfaction of reading it anymore. Thanks for ruining a perfectly good thing for all of the rest of us.

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**Author:** ![DeathBy240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/258eb7/32.png) [@DeathBy240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathBy240)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 9:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/225 "2005-11-09T21:51:53Z")

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> [@Pinky](#):
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> Alright Slide and RS13, listen up you assholes. You’re not being funny, and no one appreciates you posting bullshit like that on this thread. It’s not funny - it’s rude and totally uncalled for. I’m not even going to give you the satisfaction of reading it anymore. Thanks for ruining a perfectly good thing for all of the rest of us.

…this is why girls never visit car forums. Nice work guys. :roll:

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**Author:** ![PyreXXX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 10:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/226 "2005-11-09T22:05:52Z")

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High five!

Anyone? Anyone?

Ugh… :roll:

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**Author:** ![arabian\_ryda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f1d935/32.png) [@arabian\_ryda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/arabian_ryda)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 10:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/227 "2005-11-09T22:30:21Z")

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listen pinky exuse my freinds here. i didnt mean to come of as being fixiated as u say it, let me make it up to u over coffee. ill message u my number.

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**Author:** ![DeathBy240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/258eb7/32.png) [@DeathBy240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathBy240)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 10:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/228 "2005-11-09T22:42:45Z")

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Pinky, your inbox is full now. How about you just call me. 1-900-NEED-SEX.

Oh wait, thats not my number. It belongs to half of the people who posted in this thread.

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**Author:** ![PyreXXX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 11:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/229 "2005-11-09T23:08:14Z")

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/\* _Riiiinng_

Hello? Oh, Hi Dave…

* * *

I thought you said this wasn’t your number?

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Karlie not doing it for you anymore? That’s a shame. So, wanna go get a coffee?

* * *

I mean, I’ll totally go out with you if you post pics of your tits.

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Offensive? Hardly - what’s wrong with what I said? Just because Damien told me that 12 year olds do it better…

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Ok, fine - throw a hissy fit why don’t you. Jesus, I just wanted to see some tits before I take my weekly shower. Christ!  
_Click_  
\*/

Sound like anyone you know? :E

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 11:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/230 "2005-11-09T23:35:35Z")

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im happy that the 12 year old joke made it into this.

I shall leave a legacy :butthead:

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**Author:** ![phat240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@phat240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/phat240)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 12:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/231 "2005-11-10T00:14:27Z")

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holy fuck if thats all it takes to get a gurl to stop coming to our site what would she do if we threw some pics of her up on the website?

i smell law suit.

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**Author:** ![RS13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@RS13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RS13)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 2:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/232 "2005-11-10T02:06:01Z")

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> [@Pinky](#):
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> Alright Slide and RS13, listen up you assholes. You’re not being funny, and no one appreciates you posting bullshit like that on this thread. It’s not funny - it’s rude and totally uncalled for. I’m not even going to give you the satisfaction of reading it anymore. Thanks for ruining a perfectly good thing for all of the rest of us.

BAHAHAHHAHA

This thread is GOLD.

BLING BLING

OR should i do

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**Author:** ![phat240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@phat240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/phat240)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 2:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/233 "2005-11-10T02:24:21Z")

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now thats “gold jerry gold”

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**Author:** ![PyreXXX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/234 "2005-11-10T07:47:10Z")

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Better be careful Rob - the guys that wear bling like that’d probably be liable to put a little “crunk juice” on your face. :E

Considering what a sausagefest most of our events are, I would think that you guys would encourage girls to be around the NECC. Apparently not.

It’s all well and good to have a little fun, but being overtly rude and pissing people off for no real reason is petty and stupid. I mean really, so if Erin posted pics of herself here, what would change? All you single guys that are acting like assholes seem to keep forgetting that girls always travel in packs - perhaps being nice could lead to meeting a friend perhaps?

Oh well, keep making your jokes. I’m sure eventually homo vibes from the meets will sex you up at night. Have fun sleeping with your keyboards.

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**Author:** ![MrRage](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrrage/32/5804_2.png) [@MrRage](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MrRage)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/235 "2005-11-10T09:09:14Z")

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:finga:

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**Author:** ![Orzel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/85e7bf/32.png) [@Orzel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Orzel)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 9:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/236 "2005-11-10T09:22:27Z")

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HOLY!@ I was gone for one day and this thread turned into 16pages lol, I dont even want to read it all.

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**Author:** ![MrRage](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrrage/32/5804_2.png) [@MrRage](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MrRage)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 9:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/237 "2005-11-10T09:23:54Z")

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:E

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**Author:** ![PyreXXX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/238 "2005-11-10T09:48:14Z")

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You should read it all, the vast majority of it is fucking hilarious.

I guarantee you’ll laugh at least once or your money back… 😃

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**Author:** ![baker\_jeff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/0ea827/32.png) [@baker\_jeff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/baker_jeff)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/239 "2005-11-10T09:59:52Z")

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I take it we lost Pinky? :?

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**Author:** ![PyreXXX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/240 "2005-11-10T10:26:12Z")

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Nope, she’s still around - she just probably won’t post in this thread again.

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