# Get to know the mysterious Tim Horton's Girl!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470>\
**Category:** SON240sx Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 31, 2005, 12:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470 "2005-10-31T00:52:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Slide](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slide/32/3301_2.png) [@Slide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Slide)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/241 "2005-11-10T10:37:39Z")

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"Considering what a sausagefest most of our events are, I would think that you guys would encourage girls to be around the NECC. Apparently not.

It’s all well and good to have a little fun, but being overtly rude and pissing people off for no real reason is petty and stupid. I mean really, so if Erin posted pics of herself here, what would change? All you single guys that are acting like assholes seem to keep forgetting that girls always travel in packs - perhaps being nice could lead to meeting a friend perhaps?

Oh well, keep making your jokes. I’m sure eventually homo vibes from the meets will sex you up at night. Have fun sleeping with your keyboards.  
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I hope you are absolutely joking with this one. Its hard to tell sometimes when you are being sarcastic or not or tough to figure out who’s side you are on.

I am sorry If I cracked couple of jokes that drove a girl who had no sense of humour out of a NECC thread. I didnt know you were hoping to meet her friends and get laid through a thread and a girl who you bumped into at a NECC meeting.

Usually we non-virgin people get laid by meeting girls in a much more social environment than internet online communities and message boards and this place is nothing but some good laughs and jokes. And I love how you changed the whole thing on us where you probably are gonna have internet dates with her throught private messaging anyway.

You are correct girls travels in packs but hot girls travels in hot packs and ugly girls travels in ugly packs. I never seen this “girl” but I am not pushing my chances on a girl who is obviously experienced on online communities (which is usually not a good sign)

and please, let’s lose our virginity first before cutting other people up about homosexuality or sleeping with keyboards…

This thread was pathetic and sad to begin with, we made it fun, she got mad over nothing, she can cry me a river, build me a bridge and get over it

HAH!

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**Author:** ![RS13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@RS13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RS13)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/242 "2005-11-10T10:47:20Z")

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> [@PyreXXX](#):
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> Better be careful Rob - the guys that wear bling like that’d probably be liable to put a little “crunk juice” on your face. :E
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> Considering what a sausagefest most of our events are, I would think that you guys would encourage girls to be around the NECC. Apparently not.
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> It’s all well and good to have a little fun, but being overtly rude and pissing people off for no real reason is petty and stupid. I mean really, so if Erin posted pics of herself here, what would change? All you single guys that are acting like assholes seem to keep forgetting that girls always travel in packs - perhaps being nice could lead to meeting a friend perhaps?
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> Oh well, keep making your jokes. I’m sure eventually homo vibes from the meets will sex you up at night. Have fun sleeping with your keyboards.

EDIT POSTED BEFORE I READ BORA"S LAST COMMENT

I never said a girl is a bad thing. I never asked for pictures. My point is that it is kind of funny seeing some of the comments people have made. I find some kind of funny and some comments are kind of pathetic. I can’t say i agree with Bora’s comments (eventhough tits are great :butthead: ) they were kind of rude but a nice change from all of the gay talk in here.  
And i bet if we took out the gay comments from this thread it would only be 3 pages long.

Is this the end of the big

Thread???

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**Author:** ![PyreXXX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/243 "2005-11-10T11:06:46Z")

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Actually Bora, you couldn’t possibly be more wrong.

Rob, I’ll leave you out of this because I know you had very little to do with any of the posts here.

First off - I wasn’t kidding, even though I was being sarcastic. I’m not trying to be on anyone’s side, I just don’t like it when people post asshole comments directed at ANYONE. Male, female, alien, doesn’t matter - there is a clear line where a post is no longer funny or intended to be as such. If you could kindly explain how a statement such as “Show us your tits” said without smiley or any other context is funny, I would like to hear it.

Secondly, Erin has a great sense of humor - ask Dave/Qualthar, Scott/HotWheelz, Louis/2003Specv, Damien/Icydude, Chris/Impact\_Blue etc. who have met her in person. Again, go back to the previous bit about non-funny posts and you’ll understand. They can also tell you how hot she is and pretty much the exact opposite of what you have likely pictured in your mind, and she isn’t as experienced as you think with online communities. One of the first things I told her was that she’d probably see posts requesting pictures of herself and asking if she was hot. I was half-kidding, because I’ve seen neanderthals on other forums run girls off by acting like fucking morons exactly as has been done here. I’m sorry to say that I actually didn’t expect it on here, but I suppose I shouldn’t be suprised. It does appear to be a trait of sexually frustrated young men.

This thread wasn’t pathetic - it was the most fun thread on the NECC for a long time, and you’ve pretty much managed to singlehandedly fucking ruin it. Well done. As for you making it “fun”, I feel sorry for you that you feel the need to make serious fun of others to bouy up your self-opinion. There is a big difference in the way I do it, in which I still respect the person and am only trying to make them laugh, and yours.

As for me and Erin “internet dating”, there would be no need - I’ve been dating her since the video shoot last monday. You know, in real life?

The only reason I never posted anything about this is because I didn’t want to get the stigma of being the boyfriend defending his gf. However, regrettably you’ve left me no choice. In the future Bora, when girls come online, how about acting like a gentleman for a bit until you earn their trust and then start making subtle jokes that are fun. If you are incapable of doing so, perhaps you should just keep your fucking mouth shut.

I think Dave, that you could lower the boom on this thread. I think it’s finished.

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**Author:** ![phat240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@phat240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/phat240)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/244 "2005-11-10T12:00:20Z")

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kris this is getting gay, so they madefun of some girl online big deal were all guys here basicly and were all just a bunch of **cockblockers**

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**Author:** ![CA18DET-180SX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e0b2c6/32.png) [@CA18DET-180SX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CA18DET-180SX)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/245 "2005-11-10T12:08:50Z")

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HA HA HA HA HA, this thread was funny to watch over the days he he he…

P.S. first post on this thread

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**Author:** ![DoubleDown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@DoubleDown](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DoubleDown)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/246 "2005-11-10T12:11:03Z")

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> [@Pinky](#):
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> Thanks for the warm reception everyone. I can’t wait to meet you all at the dealership while I wear my low cut top… and stilettos :chin:

ding ding… out comes the sledgehammer of fallacy. Bora was kidding with the comments… and probably assumed from the above comment from Pinky that she’s into that kind of humor. I’m not saying anyone’s right or wrong… just that it was a miscommunication and everyone but Pinky and PyreXXX are over it already.

Close the thread, and let’s all move on.

- Mike

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**Author:** ![Slide](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slide/32/3301_2.png) [@Slide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Slide)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/247 "2005-11-10T12:13:27Z")

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I am not even gonna bother explaining back. Its an online site, where I do nothing but crack jokes. You always have the ability to ignore my posts or report an admin so they can edit it. I cracked 2 jokes, everybody laughed except you and your girlfriend. I understand you are doing your boyfriend duty and backing her up but if I were you, I would take it easy with personal insults. Dont let this “sexually frustrated young boy” character fool you.

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**Author:** ![Nis240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a9a28c/32.png) [@Nis240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nis240)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/248 "2005-11-10T12:36:39Z")

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Kris if this were anyone else and not you i would have locked this shit down like 14 pages ago considering most of this thread is just 3 or 4 guys playing with the fact that they like to act like they are gay (Not that there is anything wrong with that). On this note this is an introduction thread and it got off track like 14 pages ago so lets move on. We do have a off topic section which is probably where this stuff belongs and is probably where you should start posting from now on if you just want to screw around.

I would lock this but Kris you would probably unlock it instantly because you feel threatened that you would have no other thread to vent your feelings.

So ill leave it up to you to lock it.

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**Author:** ![boost\_infested](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_infested/32/5496_2.png) [@boost\_infested](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boost_infested)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/249 "2005-11-10T12:41:15Z")

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… and the days of our lives. :axe:

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**Author:** ![MrRage](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrrage/32/5804_2.png) [@MrRage](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MrRage)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/250 "2005-11-10T12:59:18Z")

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:E

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**Author:** ![Scat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Scat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Scat)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/251 "2005-11-10T13:04:58Z")

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> [@Boost Infested](#):
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> … and the days of our lives. 🪓

Yeah, ultra dramatic! Close this thread already.

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**Author:** ![DoubleDown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@DoubleDown](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DoubleDown)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/252 "2005-11-10T13:34:13Z")

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> [@rage\_rman](#):
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> That’s stupid… Well I’m not her B/F and don’t agree with comment posted on here. I am probably the funniest person you will meet and not even I could catch the supposedly sarcastic comments. This thread should be locked to keep everyone from acting like idiots. I can’t even begin to start about people going after Kris for her being his G/F. That doesn’t matter the fact that you’re so rude to ask that questions shows no respect to the other person even if she is a girl. **GROW UP** …

Ignorance: check.  
Hypocrisy: check.  
Bias: check.

I take my statement back… only Pinky, PyreXXX, and rage\_rman are still crying about this. None of you are seeing past your obvious bias… the fact remains that Bora’s comment was a joke. He thought Pinky would be into that kind of humor because she said this:

“Thanks for the warm reception everyone. I can’t wait to meet you all at the dealership while I wear my low cut top… and stilettos”

Call it a miscommunication or whatever you want… I call it _over_. Stop crying and please, for everyone’s sake, stop posting in this thread.

- Mike

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**Author:** ![silvia\_s13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac8455/32.png) [@silvia\_s13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/silvia_s13)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/253 "2005-11-10T14:07:29Z")

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Bora is one of the funniest guys know and Mike hit it on the head. IT WAS A JOKE, just like the past 16 pages

…in b4 the lock

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**Author:** ![RS13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@RS13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RS13)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 2:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/254 "2005-11-10T14:34:38Z")

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IN4TL

Any Erin when i did meet you at the photoshoot you seem like a really nice lady. Sorry if i offended you but it was kind of funny.

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**Author:** ![qualthar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/74df32/32.png) [@qualthar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/qualthar)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 3:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/255 "2005-11-10T15:03:00Z")

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> [@PyreXXX](#):
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> Secondly, Erin has a great sense of humor - ask Dave/Qualthar, Scott/HotWheelz, Louis/2003Specv, Damien/Icydude, Chris/Impact\_Blue etc. who have met her in person. Again, go back to the previous bit about non-funny posts and you’ll understand. They can also tell you how hot she is and pretty much the exact opposite of what you have likely pictured in your mind, and she isn’t as experienced as you think with online communities. One of the first things I told her was that she’d probably see posts requesting pictures of herself and asking if she was hot. I was half-kidding, because I’ve seen neanderthals on other forums run girls off by acting like fucking morons exactly as has been done here. I’m sorry to say that I actually didn’t expect it on here, but I suppose I shouldn’t be suprised. It does appear to be a trait of sexually frustrated young men.
> 
> This thread wasn’t pathetic - it was the most fun thread on the NECC for a long time, and you’ve pretty much managed to singlehandedly fucking ruin it. Well done. As for you making it “fun”, I feel sorry for you that you feel the need to make serious fun of others to bouy up your self-opinion. There is a big difference in the way I do it, in which I still respect the person and am only trying to make them laugh, and yours.
> 
> As for me and Erin “internet dating”, there would be no need - I’ve been dating her since the video shoot last monday. You know, in real life?
> 
> The only reason I never posted anything about this is because I didn’t want to get the stigma of being the boyfriend defending his gf. However, regrettably you’ve left me no choice. In the future Bora, when girls come online, how about acting like a gentleman for a bit until you earn their trust and then start making subtle jokes that are fun. If you are incapable of doing so, perhaps you should just keep your fucking mouth shut.
> 
> I think Dave, that you could lower the boom on this thread. I think it’s finished.

That’s basically what I was going to say. Wow, things sure change in a matter of a day… :wtf:

Every time I revisit this thread there’s a ton of funny new stuff 😛 But you can’t assume everyone who posts in this thread is a desperate single guy looking for an internet date. As for anyone who wanted to see pics, if you had actually shown up to the NECC Night of Stalking or the video shoot you would have met her in person. There’s much more to a person than “are you hot” or “got pics”. If that’s all you’re looking for, the bar would be the best place to pick up superficial girls. :stupid:

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**Author:** ![DeathBy240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/258eb7/32.png) [@DeathBy240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathBy240)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 3:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/256 "2005-11-10T15:12:07Z")

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> [@Nis240](#):
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> Kris if this were anyone else and not you i would have locked this shit down like 14 pages ago considering most of this thread is just 3 or 4 guys playing with the fact that they like to act like they are gay (Not that there is anything wrong with that). On this note this is an introduction thread and it got off track like 14 pages ago so lets move on. We do have a off topic section which is probably where this stuff belongs and is probably where you should start posting from now on if you just want to screw around.
> 
> I would lock this but Kris you would probably unlock it instantly because you feel threatened that you would have no other thread to vent your feelings.
> 
> So ill leave it up to you to lock it.

Says the king of going way the fuck off topic… Anyway here is what you have all been waiting for…

**THE END**

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**Author:** ![SRBURG13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@SRBURG13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRBURG13)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 3:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/257 "2005-11-10T15:26:21Z")

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And my I present to you… the lock feature

Like what was mentioned before, this has gone far beyond the introduction of a new individual… far far beyond that, and since this is not an off-topic section, it’s being locked. If these conversations would like to be continued, PM’s or the off-topic section are where it’s at.

Enjoy.

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