# Get to know the mysterious Tim Horton's Girl!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470>\
**Category:** SON240sx Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 31, 2005, 12:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470 "2005-10-31T00:52:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![PyreXXX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 9:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/101 "2005-11-03T21:35:49Z")

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Nope, I just am so much of a loser that when she posted on here first, I was the first to hump her leg. 😃

Dave, if you want me to start a poll on who wants clean and who wants dirty, I’d be willing to do it but I think you’d know the result. 😃 Especially since I’ve been slowly corrupting the board since day one. 😃

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**Author:** ![DeathBy240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/258eb7/32.png) [@DeathBy240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathBy240)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 9:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/102 "2005-11-03T21:45:57Z")

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> [@PyreXXX](#):
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> Dave, if you want me to start a poll on who wants clean and who wants dirty, I’d be willing to do it but I think you’d know the result. 😃 Especially since I’ve been slowly corrupting the board since day one. 😃

Ever since you signed up I’ve been thinking unhealthy thoughts and I’ve noticed some peach fuzz on my palms. I really shouldn’t have bookmarked the dolphin porn website you posted up.

Thats why we need to keep everything clean now. So the disease doesn’t spread any further. No more speaking of anything past first base! :E

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**Author:** ![PyreXXX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 9:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/103 "2005-11-03T21:50:12Z")

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Dammit - because I was going to run through the NECC halls screaming like Fez from “That 70’s show”: “I FINALLY DID IT. I FINALLY DID IT.” :E

J/K? 🙂

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**Author:** ![DeathBy240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/258eb7/32.png) [@DeathBy240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathBy240)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 10:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/104 "2005-11-03T22:01:21Z")

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NECC halls? WTF are you talking about? :lol:

I think having a girl around has driven you past that fine line of insanity. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![MrRage](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrrage/32/5804_2.png) [@MrRage](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MrRage)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 10:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/105 "2005-11-03T22:08:18Z")

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Just don’t smoke Crack Kris…

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**Author:** ![PyreXXX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 10:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/106 "2005-11-03T22:11:58Z")

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Don’t smoke crack? I guess I’ll have to use a little lube next time, eh Dave? :E

Me insane? That’s unpossible. 😃

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**Author:** ![Jay\_Nismo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@Jay\_Nismo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jay_Nismo)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 11:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/107 "2005-11-03T23:03:37Z")

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> [@PyreXXX](#):
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> Dave is just being a little bitch because he wanted to be on top and I said no because he wanted to try his new king kong strap on. :E
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> Thanks for giving me some notice Dave, I already bought the ring you silly poof. 😃
> 
> And I would make fun of Pinky having scratches on her knees, but I like the condition called living and all it’s entitlements.
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> That is all. 😃
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> P.S. Louis can be your bridesmaid, Dave. :E

Remember I said we’d go drinking sometime buddy?? That’s outta the question now man!! Whatever you and Dave got goin’ on :anal is too much for me!! lol

I wonder what ever happened to VR4 girl!!??

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**Author:** ![PyreXXX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 11:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/108 "2005-11-03T23:27:25Z")

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ha ha ha, VR4 Girl. I think she’s committed suicide over the gigantic stalker thread someone started on 780Tuners. 😃

Yeah Jay, we totally need to go for a drink sometime so I can bitch about Dave and how he won’t make dinner, do my laundry, or work with me to co-ordinate the living room’s paint-energy scheme. GOD. :E

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**Author:** ![qualthar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/74df32/32.png) [@qualthar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/qualthar)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 11:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/109 "2005-11-03T23:27:41Z")

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Kris I think it’s time for a restraining order.

Look what happens to this thread when I leave for a few hours… 2 pages of crap added 😛

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**Author:** ![Jay\_Nismo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@Jay\_Nismo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jay_Nismo)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 11:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/110 "2005-11-03T23:37:39Z")

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> [@PyreXXX](#):
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> ha ha ha, VR4 Girl. I think she’s committed suicide over the gigantic stalker thread someone started on 780Tuners. 😃
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> Yeah Jay, we totally need to go for a drink sometime so I can bitch about Dave and how he won’t make dinner, do my laundry, or work with me to co-ordinate the living room’s paint-energy scheme. GOD. :E

Really, she has her own thread over there?? Whats the link??

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**Author:** ![qualthar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/74df32/32.png) [@qualthar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/qualthar)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 11:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/111 "2005-11-03T23:39:09Z")

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> [@Jay\_Nismo](#):
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> [quote=PyreXXX]ha ha ha, VR4 Girl. I think she’s committed suicide over the gigantic stalker thread someone started on 780Tuners. 😃
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> Yeah Jay, we totally need to go for a drink sometime so I can bitch about Dave and how he won’t make dinner, do my laundry, or work with me to co-ordinate the living room’s paint-energy scheme. GOD. :E

Really, she has her own thread over there?? Whats the link??[/quote]

Extremely entertaining!

[clicky](http://forums.780tuners.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=32885)

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**Author:** ![Speed\_Dreams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Speed\_Dreams](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Speed_Dreams)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 7:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/112 "2005-11-04T07:59:33Z")

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Thats some funny shit. I can’t belive some people just cause a girl pulls up in a nice car they are all drooling and fighting over them. In My experience the less you try the more you win

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**Author:** ![PyreXXX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/113 "2005-11-04T08:51:29Z")

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Sorry, Dave. I didn’t mean it. Please come home. We’ll just put in a movie and cuddle for awhile - I can’t bear the thought of losing you…

I’ll make my famous “Dave, Dave, my beefy man” beef stroganoff… :E

This is totally the funniest thread on the NECC. :E

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**Author:** ![nissanz32](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/53a042/32.png) [@nissanz32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nissanz32)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/114 "2005-11-04T09:31:46Z")

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This is one of the funniest threads that I have ever read.Keep it up :drinkers:

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**Author:** ![Jay\_Nismo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@Jay\_Nismo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jay_Nismo)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/115 "2005-11-04T11:15:10Z")

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Ok I just finally finished reading the VR4 girl thread since my last post!! lol

Some funny shit is right!! I talked to Amanda all the time, but I wasn’t like buddy over there saying that he was talking all “living one quater mile at a time” BS and she was into it!! LMAO

Sorry to get off topic here… Back to Pinky. Studying this Saturday night?? Maybe it won’t just be a couple of the NECC guys showing up, it will be them plus everyone else that posted in this thread!! lol

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**Author:** ![silvia\_s13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac8455/32.png) [@silvia\_s13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/silvia_s13)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 5:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/116 "2005-11-04T17:31:15Z")

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Kris, I went to see you today to try some of your beef stroganoff but you wernt home…Your dad said you went into town to pay a special visit…i mean a bill…He also told me that you used to ride your bike to school everyday in the winter. Maybe that has something to do with how messed up your thinking cap is now!!

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**Author:** ![PyreXXX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 8:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/117 "2005-11-04T20:10:24Z")

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My messed up thinking cap has nothing to do with the bike. It has to do with gravity affecting the bike in non-predictable ways.

Like falling flat on my ass - I mean, face. :E

I would have had the beef stroganoff ready, but Dave didn’t come home last night, and I’m really worried. I wonder if he found himself another transsexual fashion victim? 😃

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**Author:** ![G20tdriver83](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@G20tdriver83](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/G20tdriver83)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/118 "2005-11-04T20:48:03Z")

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not sure what’s going on here. but 8 pages in 5 days? That has to be a record of some sort?

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**Author:** ![PyreXXX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/119 "2005-11-05T11:58:45Z")

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Hmm…looks like Dave has lost interest in me since he hasn’t posted again.

Is it truly over? How can I explain this to **our parents** … 😉

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**Author:** ![Invalid\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecae2f/32.png) [@Invalid\_Zero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Invalid_Zero)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/120 "2005-11-05T13:02:08Z")

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> [@PyreXXX](#):
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> How can I explain this to **our parents** … 😉

Yeah, and what about the kids???

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