# Get to know the mysterious Tim Horton's Girl! **URL:** \ **Category:** SON240sx Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 31, 2005, 12:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470 "2005-10-31T00:52:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![PyreXXX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/121 "2005-11-05T13:12:00Z")
They’d probably be really ugly and like Skylines alot. Damien, have you had a paternity test lately? :E j/k… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jay\_Nismo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@Jay\_Nismo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jay_Nismo)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 1:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/122 "2005-11-05T13:15:03Z")
> [@PyreXXX](#): > > They’d probably be really ugly and like Skylines alot. > > Damien, have you had a paternity test lately? :E > > j/k… 😃 LOL!! ---
**Author:** ![PyreXXX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/123 "2005-11-05T13:28:33Z")
Ok, fun story - I’m sure Erin would tell it but she’s at work right now. She was supposed to meet me at WEM yesterday and showed up a little bit late. When she arrived, she explained her lateness thusly, and I quote: “I was stuck behind a riced out Honda with E-Z Motorsports stickers all over it.” :E On the plus side, I guess I’ve taught her well - but I warned her to watch out for that “Danger to Manifold” warning we all get so often… :E ---
**Author:** ![DeathBy240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/258eb7/32.png) [@DeathBy240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathBy240)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/124 "2005-11-05T13:41:32Z")
Kris, Dave, you guys should really make up. I can see a good future ahead you two. I think it would look something like this… ![http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/gay.jpg](http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/gay.jpg) or maybe this? ![http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/5605/swharfthreegaydalmations8bd.jpg](http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/5605/swharfthreegaydalmations8bd.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![PyreXXX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 1:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/125 "2005-11-05T13:58:13Z")
Yeah Dave - nice. Would you be willing to be the maid of honor when we get married? 😃 After all, he who wears the pink coat laughs not at all because he’s getting his ass teased by his friends. :E Dave - please come home. I’m enclosing a picture of our trip to Ibiza so you remember how much fun we used to have: ![http://nostr8.com/peruesgay/drags/Imagen-086_jpg.jpg](http://nostr8.com/peruesgay/drags/Imagen-086_jpg.jpg) I mean, seriously, would you like some cheese with that whine? :E ---
**Author:** ![arabian\_ryda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f1d935/32.png) [@arabian\_ryda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/arabian_ryda)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 2:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/126 "2005-11-05T14:33:19Z")
o0k guys gte back on topic here… pinky can u please post a pictures? thanxxx ---
**Author:** ![arabian\_ryda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f1d935/32.png) [@arabian\_ryda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/arabian_ryda)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 2:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/127 "2005-11-05T14:36:37Z")
where u at hooters on monday night? ---
**Author:** ![DeathBy240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/258eb7/32.png) [@DeathBy240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathBy240)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 2:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/128 "2005-11-05T14:38:56Z")
> [@arabian\_ryda](#): > > o0k guys gte back on topic here… pinky can u please post a pictures? thanxxx You sound creepily serious. ---
**Author:** ![RS13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@RS13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RS13)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 4:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/129 "2005-11-05T16:07:14Z")
> [@arabian\_ryda](#): > > o0k guys gte back on topic here… pinky can u please post a pictures? thanxxx Hmmmm some one wants to wack wack wack… ahhhhhhhhh ---
**Author:** ![Pinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pinky](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pinky)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/130 "2005-11-05T17:23:02Z")
> [@DeathBy240](#): > > [quote=arabian\_ryda]o0k guys gte back on topic here… pinky can u please post a pictures? thanxxx You sound creepily serious.[/quote] Yeah dude, I was totally there. It was fun, watching Scott unsuccessfully mac on the skanky waitresses… good times. About pics, I dunno guys, just come out to the meet tomorrow night and you can meet me! And Kris and Dave, if you need some councelling - though I am not quite qualified - I’d be willing to donate some time to you. I mean, you looked so happy in those pictures, I want nothing for the best for both of you. ---
**Author:** ![qualthar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/74df32/32.png) [@qualthar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/qualthar)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 5:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/131 "2005-11-05T17:26:08Z")
> [@PyreXXX](#): > > Yeah Dave - nice. Would you be willing to be the maid of honor when we get married? 😃 > > After all, he who wears the pink coat laughs not at all because he’s getting his ass teased by his friends. :E > > Dave - please come home. I’m enclosing a picture of our trip to Ibiza so you remember how much fun we used to have: > > I mean, seriously, would you like some cheese with that whine? :E Wow Kris, I seriously thought we were done with this! I’ll come home when you stop acting like such a little bitch :lol: You had to ruin my memories of out trip, now I have to burn all the stuff you left at my house… the 5 gallon bucket of Astroglide, lifesize plastic black arm, and all of the blowup farm animals. This hurts man 😢 ---
**Author:** ![silvia\_s13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac8455/32.png) [@silvia\_s13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/silvia_s13)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 6:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/132 "2005-11-05T18:37:31Z")
All i have to say about this is… :stupid: :plzdie: :jester: :cheer: :cheer: :wtf: :wtf: 💩 :yernuts: :huh: :huh: :nay: :wall: :doh: :shrug: :shrug: :eew: :huh :scared :hit :thereboy :thereboy ---
**Author:** ![qualthar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/74df32/32.png) [@qualthar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/qualthar)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 9:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/133 "2005-11-05T21:27:28Z")
:eew: He’s my favorite! ---
**Author:** ![PyreXXX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/134 "2005-11-06T08:44:59Z")
Fine then Dave, if it’s “picking up stuff” time, I want you to bring your JDM cargo van (ie. Skyline :)) over and get your custom made realdoll (or “Bubba” as you used to call him. His ass is about to fall off, you should get that fixed before you end up even more sad and lonely. :D), your Reader’s Digest “How to woo farm animals in 37 easy steps” book series, and your “Flaming Rednecks” CD collection. You can keep the Astroglide though, you know I prefer the Costco size bucket of Crisco. :E As part of the breakup, I’m keeping all the cock rings, whips, and your vintage assless chaps collection. After all, I supported your ass for years, why should it be any different after we break up? 😃 On a side note, page 10, here we come. :E ---
**Author:** ![qualthar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/74df32/32.png) [@qualthar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/qualthar)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/135 "2005-11-06T12:41:07Z")
Hahaha awesome! Kris, if there’s one thing you’re good at, it’s taking things waaaaay too far :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Hot\_Wheelz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hot_wheelz/32/5809_2.png) [@Hot\_Wheelz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hot_Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 2:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/136 "2005-11-06T14:04:10Z")
> [@2003specv](#): > > [quote=PyreXXX] How can I explain this to **our parents** … 😉 Yeah, and what about the kids???[/quote] [weaping] THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!! WONT SOMEONE FOR GOD SAKES THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!! [/weaping] :lol: BTW… PAGE 10!!! just thought id get that in there… Oh and Erin, maybe i was unsucessful with the skinny watress. Please don’t rub it in lol… I will be back tho… just you wait! iBut Kirs beware I WILL get that 5 dollers!! It will be mine… Oh yes! It will be mine… ---
**Author:** ![qualthar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/74df32/32.png) [@qualthar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/qualthar)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 2:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/137 "2005-11-06T14:12:25Z")
What was the 5 bucks for again, getting a waitress’ number? You’re going to be poor forever my friend! ---
**Author:** ![Hot\_Wheelz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hot_wheelz/32/5809_2.png) [@Hot\_Wheelz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hot_Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 2:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/138 "2005-11-06T14:43:39Z")
dave, your just jealous that its not YOUR number im trying to get… besides Kris might be sore at me for trying 😛 Pinky u gotta help me get the number … we’ll split the 5 bucks 50/50!! ---
**Author:** ![arabian\_ryda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f1d935/32.png) [@arabian\_ryda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/arabian_ryda)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 3:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/139 "2005-11-06T15:15:37Z")
u where glasses pinky? ---
**Author:** ![Pinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pinky](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pinky)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 3:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470/140 "2005-11-06T15:43:30Z")
> [@arabian\_ryda](#): > > u where glasses pinky? You’ve got a bit of a fixation don’t you? Glasses- they’re more comforable for studying than wearing my contacts all night, and that way I can just take them off and go to bed when I get home. It’s interesting that everyone else is posting racy stuff and you keep wanting to know things about me. If I ever find a decent pic of me I may post it. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470.md?page=6) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/get-to-know-the-mysterious-tim-hortons-girl/140470.md?page=8)