# Getting A Parking Ticket **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 4, 2009, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-a-parking-ticket/73073 "2009-09-04T10:45:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SpenceSpeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spencespeed/32/7355_2.png) [@SpenceSpeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SpenceSpeed)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-a-parking-ticket/73073/1 "2009-09-04T10:45:31Z")
The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, ‘Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break’? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a ‘Nazi.’ He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him a ‘doughnut eating Gestapo.’ He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue… This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn’t really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, ’ Obama ‘08.’ I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired. The doctor tells me that it’s important for my health. ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-a-parking-ticket/73073/2 "2009-09-04T10:56:11Z")
R ---
**Author:** ![Jskrapper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jskrapper/32/7570_2.png) [@Jskrapper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jskrapper)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-a-parking-ticket/73073/3 "2009-09-04T10:57:08Z")
^^ E…ally? lol. good read! ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-a-parking-ticket/73073/4 "2009-09-04T11:11:03Z")
:lol: ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 11:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-a-parking-ticket/73073/5 "2009-09-04T11:12:01Z")
Hahaha. That idea should not have been presented to me. Fuckin great. ---
**Author:** ![Cavi\_Mike](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cavi_mike/32/5217_2.png) [@Cavi\_Mike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cavi_Mike)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 11:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-a-parking-ticket/73073/6 "2009-09-04T11:12:47Z")
Ahh yes, humour at another’s expense. ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-a-parking-ticket/73073/7 "2009-09-04T11:25:49Z")
hahahaha ---
**Author:** ![Firehawk853](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/firehawk853/32/7607_2.png) [@Firehawk853](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Firehawk853)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-a-parking-ticket/73073/8 "2009-09-04T11:34:57Z")
muuaahahahaa ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-a-parking-ticket/73073/9 "2009-09-04T12:18:59Z")
heard a similar joke before… a+ ---
**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-a-parking-ticket/73073/10 "2009-09-04T12:41:03Z")
A+, would read again. almost lost me at “giving a retired person a break” I was like, there are retired people on nyspeed?? but I am not one to pass judgement so I thoroughly enjoyed it ---
**Author:** ![SpenceSpeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spencespeed/32/7355_2.png) [@SpenceSpeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SpenceSpeed)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-a-parking-ticket/73073/11 "2009-09-04T12:45:36Z")
> [@travisn](#): > > A+, would read again. > > almost lost me at “giving a retired person a break” I was like, there are retired people on nyspeed?? but I am not one to pass judgement so I thoroughly enjoyed it Retarted people retired people are retarded