# Getting hit in the nuts isn't priceless. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 11, 2007, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-hit-in-the-nuts-isnt-priceless/27465 "2007-04-11T12:55:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-hit-in-the-nuts-isnt-priceless/27465/1 "2007-04-11T12:55:26Z")
> AKRON, Ohio — A jury awarded $786,760 to an Ohio man who says he has endured years of pain and must walk bowlegged after his left testicle was struck by a broken weight-machine bar at an athletic club. :lol: Poor bastard. [http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,265308,00.html](http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,265308,00.html) ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-hit-in-the-nuts-isnt-priceless/27465/2 "2007-04-11T12:58:16Z")
o my ouch ---
**Author:** ![Schema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/779978/32.png) [@Schema](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Schema)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-hit-in-the-nuts-isnt-priceless/27465/3 "2007-04-11T13:00:33Z")
I’m dead serious, I would never trade a million bucks for something like that, or any other longterm pain/disability. Not even for my middle toe on my foot that hasnt bent since I was 3. ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-hit-in-the-nuts-isnt-priceless/27465/4 "2007-04-11T13:02:42Z")
omg, unnnghhhh that sucks. ---
**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-hit-in-the-nuts-isnt-priceless/27465/5 "2007-04-11T13:26:10Z")
[quote=“Schema,post:3,topic:27465"”] I’m dead serious, I would never trade a million bucks for something like that, or any other longterm pain/disability. Not even for my middle toe on my foot that hasnt bent since I was 3. [/quote] I’d chop off one of my littler toes for a million bucks, easy. It would make a good story at the beach or in flip flops lol. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-hit-in-the-nuts-isnt-priceless/27465/6 "2007-04-11T13:29:27Z")
i once cleared a 3 foot bong rip of cigar tobacco for $12, a pack of cigarettes, and a 12 pack of labatt ice. ahhh the good old days… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-hit-in-the-nuts-isnt-priceless/27465/7 "2007-04-11T13:30:49Z")
damn…by a workout machine no less… ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-hit-in-the-nuts-isnt-priceless/27465/8 "2007-04-11T13:31:19Z")
_sigh_ back when I was like 15 years old… a bunch of friends and I were chilling at a McDonnalds and hitting a nice, freshly waxed, curb. Well, to make a long story short… my friend was talking to his old lady, he was laying on the ground, on his back and I went to go run up and scare him. In doing so I lost my footing and in an effort to catch myself, I stepped-stomped right on the place where the sun don’t shine I still feel bad to this day… although, medically he’s fine AFAIK, but I’ll never forget the sound that came out of 'em when they got crushed ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-hit-in-the-nuts-isnt-priceless/27465/9 "2007-04-11T13:34:04Z")
my friend was spotting me once while lifting weights and i went to punch him in the stomach because he made a smart remark and i punched him right in the nuts. god i felt like an asshole. ---
**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-hit-in-the-nuts-isnt-priceless/27465/10 "2007-04-11T13:40:00Z")
[quote=“94wvwglxvr6,post:6,topic:27465"”] i once cleared a 3 foot bong rip of cigar tobacco for $12, a pack of cigarettes, and a 12 pack of labatt ice. ahhh the good old days… [/quote] I power smoked a pipe filled with cigarette tobacco for $20 once… That was so goddamn raw. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-hit-in-the-nuts-isnt-priceless/27465/11 "2007-04-11T13:49:07Z")
[quote=“vq30de,post:10,topic:27465"”] I power smoked a pipe filled with cigarette tobacco for $20 once… That was so goddamn raw. [/quote] try fucking clearing a bong of cigar tobacco. i coughed for literally 2 days ---
**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-hit-in-the-nuts-isnt-priceless/27465/12 "2007-04-11T13:50:30Z")
[quote=“94wvwglxvr6,post:11,topic:27465"”] try fucking clearing a bong of cigar tobacco. i coughed for literally 2 days [/quote] did you get a wicked buzz off of it at least?