# Getting out of Jury Duty

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-out-of-jury-duty/49521>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [June 4, 2008, 9:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-out-of-jury-duty/49521 "2008-06-04T09:00:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![jay\_g](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jay_g/32/111288_2.png) [@jay\_g](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jay_g)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-out-of-jury-duty/49521/41 "2008-06-04T11:54:22Z")

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suck it up and deal with it like the rest us NYers. Shitty thing is when you call Sunday night you might not even be called in on Monday so you will have to call again Monday night and see if you are called Tuesday…etc…You are basically on call all week.

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**Author:** ![RedrRocket](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redrrocket/32/7193_2.png) [@RedrRocket](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedrRocket)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-out-of-jury-duty/49521/42 "2008-06-04T12:03:29Z")

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I would just ask an elderly guy in a nursing home to go in for you. Old retired guys love shit like this to do.

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**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-out-of-jury-duty/49521/43 "2008-06-04T12:04:06Z")

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it should come with the system  
If your on welfare, you get jury duty, simple as that.  
It will stop people missing work, so they can pay you like crap.

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**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-out-of-jury-duty/49521/44 "2008-06-04T12:14:29Z")

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If your on welfare they should put all of them in a little box and ship them off to the middle of nowhere, somewhere where my having a job doesn’t benefit you.

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**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-out-of-jury-duty/49521/45 "2008-06-04T12:16:20Z")

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> [@turbo ls1 ss](#):
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> UGHUGHUHUHGHHGHGHGHUUHUUGHH.

Okay Helen Keller

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**Author:** ![KPTRYN](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d07c76/32.png) [@KPTRYN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KPTRYN)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-out-of-jury-duty/49521/46 "2008-06-04T12:19:04Z")

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Be glad all you got was jury duty. I got hit 2 summers ago for Grand Jury which was 3 days a week for a month. But i wont lie I kinda had a good time. It made me feel alot better about myself after hearing how f-ed up some people are.

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**Author:** ![Jeller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bc8723/32.png) [@Jeller](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeller)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-out-of-jury-duty/49521/47 "2008-06-04T12:30:06Z")

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Wear some political clothing when you go.

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**Author:** ![Bovice](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bovice/32/5084_2.png) [@Bovice](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bovice)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 2:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-out-of-jury-duty/49521/48 "2008-06-04T14:48:52Z")

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i would have said pull the racist card…buuuuut…you said you didnt want to pull that…

i would say only pull the racist card if the guy is white lol…that’ll get the prosecutor thinking, and most likely you’ll walk…

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**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 2:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-out-of-jury-duty/49521/49 "2008-06-04T14:55:39Z")

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> [@turbo ls1 ss"](#):
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> :fail:
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> breath  
> :fail:
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> here is the deal. i couldn’t go to my original date because i had an exam. so stupid me rescheduled it for june 9th. we have a big customer appreciation at work june 11th. it is sort of a big deal. we have a lot of people from out of town coming, i have a lot of people i need to be there for, etc etc etc. there are about 3-400 people coming, not to mention it’s a good time.
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> SO, im in a bit of a predicament. I am #34. WHAT are the best things to say/do to get rejected? i know the whole racist thing is played out and doesnt work, but its good to know people in law enforcement to be biased. that being said, i _know_ some cops, and am close friends with two corrections officers…
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> so any tips?
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> thanks

if you end up going, I’ll see you there

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**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 2:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-out-of-jury-duty/49521/50 "2008-06-04T14:57:00Z")

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and i also need to get out of it because i have my own court date a week later.

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**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 4:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-out-of-jury-duty/49521/51 "2008-06-04T16:03:01Z")

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Last time I was called up for jury duty, during selection I started arguing with the judge on the power of the bench in regards to defining the letter of the law to jurors. I was dismissed shortly thereafter.

She (the judge) was an idiot…

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**Author:** ![97\_B18b1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/cdc98d/32.png) [@97\_B18b1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97_B18b1)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 4:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-out-of-jury-duty/49521/52 "2008-06-04T16:59:37Z")

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tell them you believe the U.S. justice and political system is corrupt and run by the illuminati and freemasons who are striving to create a one world government…that should work

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**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 6:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-out-of-jury-duty/49521/53 "2008-06-04T18:40:41Z")

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> [@97\_B18b1](#):
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> tell them you believe the U.S. justice and political system is corrupt and run by the illuminati and freemasons who are striving to create a one world government…that should work

:angryhump:

ok i was gonna say something regarding what i quoted, then i saw this new smiley over on the right hand side of my monitor. …and i forgot what i was going to say…

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**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-out-of-jury-duty/49521/54 "2008-06-04T18:49:15Z")

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i had to report on monday for jury duty

turned out the case was a wrongful death via medical treatment deal … and my moms a nurse

they asked me if i knew any of the doctors named, i said i would probably recognize one or 2, which is true

they asked me if i had been privy to any conversations about medical treatment … which i have, moms gossip convos about this patient or that patient

they asked me if i could be impartial about the case, answer was no because i know what gets said to the patient, and ive seen what ACTUALLY gets said behind their backs

i was booted by 1230, because i told the TRUTH

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**Author:** ![Firehawk853](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/firehawk853/32/7607_2.png) [@Firehawk853](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Firehawk853)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-out-of-jury-duty/49521/55 "2008-06-04T18:56:03Z")

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> [@HotRodKid](#):
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> …moms gossip convos about this patient or that patient

glad your mom follows HIPPA :tup:

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**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-out-of-jury-duty/49521/56 "2008-06-04T19:22:02Z")

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no, my moms just a loud phone talker, and all the conversations were simply informal conversations about various treatments with other nurses, doctors, surgeons ect

shes never had conversations about patients w/ anyone outside the circle of those that are actually involved in said medical care, therefor noones privacy was actually violated

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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2008, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-out-of-jury-duty/49521/57 "2008-07-07T06:46:13Z")

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I’m in the jury meeting room right now studying this thread :tup:

edit: i did not show up naked. now what?

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**Author:** ![Firehawk853](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/firehawk853/32/7607_2.png) [@Firehawk853](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Firehawk853)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2008, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-out-of-jury-duty/49521/58 "2008-07-07T07:34:24Z")

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best thing to get out is to know someone or something related to the case, in some way shape or form that would bias your opinion of the outcome.

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2008, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-out-of-jury-duty/49521/59 "2008-07-07T08:04:32Z")

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> [@Just Karter](#):
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> it should come with the system  
> If your on welfare, you get jury duty, simple as that.  
> It will stop people missing work, so they can pay you like crap.

No they should not do that! That would mean the most inept portion of society would be deciding the fate of our country. Lame. I already feel that 1/2 the judges in this country aren’t qualified to be in the position they are.

> [@BuickGN](#):
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> If your on welfare they should put all of them in a little box and ship them off to the middle of nowhere, somewhere where my having a job doesn’t benefit you.

I really really hope that place is the bottom of the ocean.

> [@Firehawk853](#):
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> glad your mom follows HIPPA :tup:

Hippa is a load of shit. If someone tells someone you have something wrong with you who gives a shit. Last time I checked you can’t control many reasons you have to see a doctor. If someone knows about it, cry. OMG you have ED? HA

> [@Zong](#):
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> I’m in the jury meeting room right now studying this thread :tup:
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> edit: i did not show up naked. now what?

If you are not naked currently, hurry up and get naked!

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**Author:** ![NYstanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/6a8cbe/32.png) [@NYstanger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NYstanger)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2008, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-out-of-jury-duty/49521/60 "2008-07-07T12:34:01Z")

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Last time I got a notice for jury duty was years ago. I was summoned, called and resceduled, summoned again, called and this time the woman argued with me about it saying i can’t keep resceduling, told her i can’t just miss classes for this, and she told me she’ll take me off the list then. 🤣

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