# ghetto spellin words

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**Created:** [October 6, 2006, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ghetto-spellin-words/100551 "2006-10-06T10:14:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![ichi-bum](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ichi-bum/32/5543_2.png) [@ichi-bum](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ichi-bum)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2006, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ghetto-spellin-words/100551/1 "2006-10-06T10:14:02Z")

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My buddy forwarded this to me today. Thought I’d share.

GHETTO SPELLIN’  
Words:  
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader.

…

This is Leroy’s homework  
assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Rectum - I had two Cadillac’s, but my bitch rectum  
both.

4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol’ me if I  
miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a  
cup and said  
penis.

6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, “Man,  
it look fake.”  
He say, “Bullshit, that watch israel.”

7. Undermine - There’s a fine lookin’ ho living in the  
apartment  
undermine.

8. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, “How much?”  
she  
say “fortify.”

Furthering your education with Today’s Ebonic word…

Today’s word is: “OMELETTE”

Let us use it in a sentence.

“I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette  
dis one slide.”

~~~PlEaSe PaSs DiS pIs Ua EdUcAtIoN oN tO aLl yO hOmIeS~~~

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**Author:** ![cvm07](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e57/32.png) [@cvm07](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cvm07)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2006, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ghetto-spellin-words/100551/2 "2006-10-06T10:58:29Z")

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Lol…Thanks that was pretty funny.

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**Author:** ![cvm07](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e57/32.png) [@cvm07](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cvm07)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2006, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ghetto-spellin-words/100551/3 "2006-10-06T10:58:55Z")

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Lol…Thanks that was funny.

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**Author:** ![Lith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/fbc32d/32.png) [@Lith](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Lith)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2006, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ghetto-spellin-words/100551/4 "2006-10-09T11:50:17Z")

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lol  
nice 😃