# Giant Penis Shuts Down Nürburgring

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/giant-penis-shuts-down-nurburgring/229874>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\
**Created:** [April 9, 2013, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/giant-penis-shuts-down-nurburgring/229874 "2013-04-09T11:23:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/giant-penis-shuts-down-nurburgring/229874/1 "2013-04-09T11:23:10Z")

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> **[Giant Penis Shuts Down The Nürburgring](https://jalopnik.com/giant-penis-graffiti-shuts-down-the-nurburgring-471057357)**
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> The Nürburgring remained closed for a few hours this morning while crews worked to remove a gigantic white graffiti penis from the track. Seriously. This is a thing that happened.

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**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 11:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/giant-penis-shuts-down-nurburgring/229874/2 "2013-04-09T11:44:15Z")

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Judging by your thread title, I took it as a really douchy person crashed on the track.

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/giant-penis-shuts-down-nurburgring/229874/3 "2013-04-09T11:48:55Z")

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Probably the funniest news article title I’ve seen today.

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**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/giant-penis-shuts-down-nurburgring/229874/4 "2013-04-09T11:53:18Z")

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It is pretty good, especially with the interactive picture.

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**Author:** ![fairgentleman\_Z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fairgentleman_z/32/7263_2.png) [@fairgentleman\_Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fairgentleman_Z)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 1:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/giant-penis-shuts-down-nurburgring/229874/5 "2013-04-09T13:15:01Z")

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I was expecting Nissan to be testing the Delta Wing by the name of the title.

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**Author:** ![Deathproof](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@Deathproof](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Deathproof)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/giant-penis-shuts-down-nurburgring/229874/6 "2013-04-09T13:49:51Z")

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Is it said that I thought of giant penis graffiti. What can I say? I draw dicks.

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**Author:** ![08GT500](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/08gt500/32/5417_2.png) [@08GT500](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/08GT500)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 3:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/giant-penis-shuts-down-nurburgring/229874/7 "2013-04-09T15:03:24Z")

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:bigtup:

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**Author:** ![seth13](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/seth13/32/8038_2.png) [@seth13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/seth13)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 9:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/giant-penis-shuts-down-nurburgring/229874/8 "2013-04-10T09:10:18Z")

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Either in the article or in the comments on it someone pointed out that there are a ton of dicks on the ring. They just so happen to usually be driving porsches.

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 9:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/giant-penis-shuts-down-nurburgring/229874/9 "2013-04-10T09:12:42Z")

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sorry guys, my wang is one powerful beast

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/giant-penis-shuts-down-nurburgring/229874/10 "2013-04-10T11:27:18Z")

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Damn it, I was all set to make the “It must have been driving a BMW” joke and Jalopnik made it with Porsches. Boooooo