# gimme a good name for a shady used car sales man...

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gimme-a-good-name-for-a-shady-used-car-sales-man/37731>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 27, 2007, 5:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gimme-a-good-name-for-a-shady-used-car-sales-man/37731 "2007-10-27T17:09:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2007, 5:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gimme-a-good-name-for-a-shady-used-car-sales-man/37731/1 "2007-10-27T17:09:01Z")

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for my costume.

first and last name would be best, so my nametag can say (for example) bob, and i can introduce myself as:

“hi im bob smith from toms house of used cars nice car you have there looking to trade it in looking for a new car i have the perfect car for you over here 12 cup holders v6 power automatic and even comes wit our complimentary uncoating package … at additional cost of course”

and yes that was a run on sentance on purpose 🙂

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**Author:** ![FiftyCheven](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fiftycheven/32/4950_2.png) [@FiftyCheven](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FiftyCheven)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2007, 5:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gimme-a-good-name-for-a-shady-used-car-sales-man/37731/2 "2007-10-27T17:15:06Z")

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Dewey Screwem

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**Author:** ![XH\_TNTA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/e19b73/32.png) [@XH\_TNTA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XH_TNTA)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2007, 5:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gimme-a-good-name-for-a-shady-used-car-sales-man/37731/3 "2007-10-27T17:26:49Z")

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^^^ perfect

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**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2007, 5:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gimme-a-good-name-for-a-shady-used-car-sales-man/37731/4 "2007-10-27T17:38:27Z")

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bill riffino ogs will get it

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**Author:** ![redrum](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redrum/32/7398_2.png) [@redrum](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/redrum)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2007, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gimme-a-good-name-for-a-shady-used-car-sales-man/37731/5 "2007-10-27T17:51:03Z")

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Bruce McCockme

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**Author:** ![DrDoS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ccd318/32.png) [@DrDoS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DrDoS)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2007, 6:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gimme-a-good-name-for-a-shady-used-car-sales-man/37731/6 "2007-10-27T18:09:28Z")

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[quote=“nitroinsane,post:4,topic:37731"”]

bill riffino ogs will get it

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i was trying to think of that guy’s name.

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**Author:** ![SHOtime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e8cbc/32.png) [@SHOtime](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SHOtime)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2007, 6:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gimme-a-good-name-for-a-shady-used-car-sales-man/37731/7 "2007-10-27T18:50:48Z")

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deff bill ruffino  
hahaha

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2007, 9:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gimme-a-good-name-for-a-shady-used-car-sales-man/37731/8 "2007-10-27T21:32:21Z")

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Jerry Gobblecock

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**Author:** ![jkucz28](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jkucz28/32/7503_2.png) [@jkucz28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jkucz28)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 12:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gimme-a-good-name-for-a-shady-used-car-sales-man/37731/9 "2007-10-28T00:33:31Z")

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[quote=“HotRodKid”"]

for my costume.

first and last name would be best, so my nametag can say (for example) bob, and i can introduce myself as:

“hi im bob smith from toms house of used cars nice car you have there looking to trade it in looking for a new car i have the perfect car for you over here 12 cup holders v6 power automatic and even comes wit our complimentary uncoating package … at additional cost of course”

and yes that was a run on sentance on purpose 🙂

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to be funny yes but to pick up chicks. def no no. they will be like omg whats a v6

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 1:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gimme-a-good-name-for-a-shady-used-car-sales-man/37731/10 "2007-10-28T01:40:58Z")

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Bruce McCuntzly

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 5:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gimme-a-good-name-for-a-shady-used-car-sales-man/37731/11 "2007-10-28T05:20:36Z")

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mike hunt

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**Author:** ![bracketracer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bracketracer/32/15592_2.png) [@bracketracer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bracketracer)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 5:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gimme-a-good-name-for-a-shady-used-car-sales-man/37731/12 "2007-10-28T05:25:20Z")

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Shady used car salesman, you say? How about Michael Wolfberg?

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**Author:** ![double\_j](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/double_j/32/7380_2.png) [@double\_j](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/double_j)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gimme-a-good-name-for-a-shady-used-car-sales-man/37731/13 "2007-10-28T09:36:56Z")

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Adam Beck

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**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gimme-a-good-name-for-a-shady-used-car-sales-man/37731/14 "2007-10-28T09:42:16Z")

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[quote=“double j,post:13,topic:37731"”]

Adam Beck

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ahahaha

Something with the first name of Chet

Chet Stevens

I would never trust someone with two first names.

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**Author:** ![fiend540](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bcef8e/32.png) [@fiend540](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fiend540)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gimme-a-good-name-for-a-shady-used-car-sales-man/37731/15 "2007-10-28T10:42:11Z")

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cuban crisis?

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**Author:** ![Shockwave179](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shockwave179/32/7496_2.png) [@Shockwave179](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shockwave179)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gimme-a-good-name-for-a-shady-used-car-sales-man/37731/16 "2007-10-28T12:57:16Z")

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Dave Green?

(some people may get it)

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**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gimme-a-good-name-for-a-shady-used-car-sales-man/37731/17 "2007-10-28T13:34:19Z")

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^^^^ hahahah

Mike Ognibene

Joe Neri

Dave green has a jingle though.

Dave Green’s Auto Woorrrllddd where satisfaction is part of the DEAL

He got caught twice for odometer fraud, finally convicted and now sits in prison

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**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gimme-a-good-name-for-a-shady-used-car-sales-man/37731/18 "2007-10-28T13:40:41Z")

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Mike Ognibene.

edit- shit.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gimme-a-good-name-for-a-shady-used-car-sales-man/37731/19 "2007-10-28T14:07:40Z")

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[quote=“bracketracer,post:12,topic:37731"”]

Shady used car salesman, you say? How about Michael Wolfberg?

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Is that the guy who ran Village Import Auto?

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**Author:** ![llink78](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/llink78/32/8037_2.png) [@llink78](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/llink78)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 11:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gimme-a-good-name-for-a-shady-used-car-sales-man/37731/20 "2007-10-28T23:22:37Z")

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Billy Fuchello?

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