# Girl quits her job on dry erase board, emails entire office (33 Photos)

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/253857
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [August 10, 2010, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/253857 "2010-08-10T20:08:25Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2010, 5:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/253857/21 "2010-08-11T05:37:18Z")

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haha, good stuff.

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### Author: ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2010, 5:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/253857/22 "2010-08-11T05:52:35Z")

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Uh oh…

> **[Confirmed: HOPA Dry Erase Girl Is A Hoax, Identity Revealed](https://techcrunch.com/2010/08/11/elyse-porterfield/)**
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> "Girl quits her job on dry erase board, emails entire office (33 Photos)" is indeed a hoax, say its creators John and Leo Resig.
> 
> I'd love to pull out some well-worn meta-media analysis about how memes are increasingly where we get our culture and we...

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### Author: ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2010, 5:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/253857/23 "2010-08-11T05:52:42Z")

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Dbl post…

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### Author: ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2010, 6:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/253857/24 "2010-08-11T06:02:39Z")

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Plus rep to that girl, neg rep to her at the same time for being a shitty assistant

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### Author: ![imported\_ST4TUS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_st4tus/32/6290_2.png) [@imported\_ST4TUS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_ST4TUS)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2010, 6:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/253857/25 "2010-08-11T06:03:52Z")

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Yea bros…  
 ![http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_43wBZBANWlI/SW4NFs2DpjI/AAAAAAAAAbM/qhMl0EI-dQw/s320/holden_spraypaint.gif](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_43wBZBANWlI/SW4NFs2DpjI/AAAAAAAAAbM/qhMl0EI-dQw/s320/holden_spraypaint.gif)

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### Author: ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2010, 6:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/253857/26 "2010-08-11T06:07:17Z")

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looking up on facebook now!

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### Author: ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2010, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/253857/27 "2010-08-11T06:18:09Z")

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Still would smash.

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### Author: ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2010, 9:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/253857/28 "2010-08-11T09:12:54Z")

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Update with 16 pics

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### Author: ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2010, 9:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/253857/29 "2010-08-11T09:30:16Z")

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um that was fake, but i would still hit it. WOULD SMASH!!!

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### Author: ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2010, 9:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/253857/30 "2010-08-11T09:38:13Z")

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i did hit it. EMAN SMASH!!!

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### Author: ![Dread](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dread/32/6544_2.png) [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2010, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/253857/31 "2010-08-11T09:52:07Z")

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She was so much hotter when she was witty and seemed intelligent not a wannabe actress that will surely end up being nothing more than a waitress and is probably dumber then a box of rocks.

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### Author: ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2010, 10:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/253857/32 "2010-08-11T10:25:30Z")

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Who cares. Girl is gorgeous.

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### Author: ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2010, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/253857/33 "2010-08-11T10:30:12Z")

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> [@FS: 93 ninja. Just added pics and a few more details](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-93-ninja-just-added-pics-and-a-few-more-details/32847/30):
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> Who cares. Girl is gorgeous.

some of us actually like a girl with personality, not just a hot ass for you to squirt your seed into

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### Author: ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2010, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/253857/34 "2010-08-11T10:33:29Z")

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It was a hoax: [http://techcrunch.com/2010/08/11/elyse-porterfield/](http://techcrunch.com/2010/08/11/elyse-porterfield/)

I’d still smash though.

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### Author: ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2010, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/253857/35 "2010-08-11T10:40:18Z")

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> [@Favorite Meal Ideas](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/favorite-meal-ideas/34280/2):
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> some of us actually like a girl with personality, not just a hot ass for you to squirt your seed into

:rofl…I thought it was the other way around? I’m looking for the wife (personality and looks) and you guys are looking for one night stands (just looks)? :rofl

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### Author: ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
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:thumbup

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### Author: ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2010, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/253857/37 "2010-08-11T11:54:56Z")

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Wow, you fuckers need to open your eyes. Go to Crossgates on a Saturday, stand in the middle of the walkway, spin in circles and you’ll notice that you’re surrounded by women that are ‘hotter’ than this example.

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### Author: ![Dread](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dread/32/6544_2.png) [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2010, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/253857/38 "2010-08-11T12:56:43Z")

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> [@TurboTravis"](#):
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> Wow, you fuckers need to open your eyes. Go to Crossgates on a Saturday, stand in the middle of the walkway, spin in circles and you’ll notice that you’re surrounded by women that are ‘hotter’ than this example.

When I goto Crossgates all I see is CP, not that thats a bad thing

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### Author: ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
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:rofl

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### Author: ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2010, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/253857/40 "2010-08-11T19:28:32Z")

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all I ever see at Crossgates are 15 year old whores and black people

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