# Girl's Automotive Dictionary **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 5, 2012, 5:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/girls-automotive-dictionary/262165 "2012-01-05T17:43:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 5:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/girls-automotive-dictionary/262165/1 "2012-01-05T17:43:05Z")
Meant to be tongue-in-cheek; Not intended to offend any female who visit this forum. Yeah, all two of you. :rofl * * * **_Girl’s Automotive Dictionary_** H.I.D: A deadly disease. Understeer: Something you wear under your clothes. Oversteer: Something you wear over understeer. Counter Steer: When you purposely wear the understeer on the outside. Cold Air Intake: Breathing outside during winter. Timing Belt: A very up-to-date fashion belt. Direct injection: “No thanks, I am not on the pill.” Toe in: The way you stand when you need to pee. Toe out: the way you sit when you are peeing. Spoiler: A plot of a movie you haven’t seen FMIC: A brand like DKNY. Coil Over Spring: A park in Colorado. Cam Profile: The way you look while on camera. E.C.U: East Carolina University. Oil Pan: The lower pan inside an oven. Manifold: A lot of folding. Caster: The guy who interview you for a movie role. Camber: Camping equipment. Negative Camber: When you don’t have any camping equipment. G-Circle: The area around your g-spot. Heel & Toe: A ballroom dancing move. Supercharger: Someone who uses their creditcards a lot. Carburetor: The host at a cabaret club. Drive-by-wire: Wire transfer money at a bank’s drive-in counter. Trail Brake: Taking a break while on a trail. W.O.T: A slang for “Woman On Top”. Sprocket: Captain Kirk’s sidekick. Hub Centric: Someone who schedule everything around her husband’s schedule. Port & Polish: Getting your nails done during a cruise. Bottom Out: Exposing your panty while wearing a mini skirt. Normally Aspirated: When you breath normally. Non-Synchronous Transmission: The delay during a long distance phone call. Transaxle: A man who lives his life as a woman. Canards: A French pastry. Wheel Hop: A type of workout. L.S.D: A popular drug in the 60’s. Firing Sequence: The order of firing your employees. A-Arm: The arm of your dominant hand. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 6:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/girls-automotive-dictionary/262165/2 "2012-01-05T18:13:34Z")
in before John steals this and posts it on facebook ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/girls-automotive-dictionary/262165/3 "2012-01-05T19:48:44Z")
I don’t know why but > Camber: Camping equipment. > Negative Camber: When you don’t have any camping equipment. :rofl Great list. ---
**Author:** ![97civicEX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/edb3f5/32.png) [@97civicEX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97civicEX)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 9:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/girls-automotive-dictionary/262165/4 "2012-01-06T09:27:49Z")
Direct injection: “No thanks, I am not on the pill.” LMFAO ---
**Author:** ![sam2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sam2/32/6360_2.png) [@sam2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sam2)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 2:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/girls-automotive-dictionary/262165/5 "2012-01-06T14:47:39Z")
haha amazing how much most women know nothing about cars