# Glad he taught me karate and Not how to drive

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**Category:** SON240sx Automotive\
**Created:** [December 22, 2009, 9:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glad-he-taught-me-karate-and-not-how-to-drive/130405 "2009-12-22T21:54:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![nickdestcroix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nickdestcroix/32/5766_2.png) [@nickdestcroix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nickdestcroix)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 9:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glad-he-taught-me-karate-and-not-how-to-drive/130405/1 "2009-12-22T21:54:07Z")

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Well it seems my old Sense harold Howard blew a gasket or something the other night and was attempting to drift the fountain in the Casino lobby …  
[http://www.niagarafallsreview.ca/ArticleDisplay.aspx?archive=true&e=2232722](http://www.niagarafallsreview.ca/ArticleDisplay.aspx?archive=true&e=2232722)  
 ![http://gallery.niagarafallsreview.ca/cache/derivative/2/4/24806.dat](http://gallery.niagarafallsreview.ca/cache/derivative/2/4/24806.dat)

:/: All jokes aside he was a good man and a great teacher when i had him but everyone’s human, I’m sad for him but after what he did and the people he could have hurt in the progress … its just a shame he was a gental Giant when i knew him.

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**Author:** ![Polar\_s13](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/polar_s13/32/5572_2.png) [@Polar\_s13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Polar_s13)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 4:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glad-he-taught-me-karate-and-not-how-to-drive/130405/2 "2009-12-23T04:26:04Z")

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lol wtf

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**Author:** ![Philly](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/philly/32/5748_2.png) [@Philly](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Philly)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 4:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glad-he-taught-me-karate-and-not-how-to-drive/130405/3 "2009-12-23T04:47:33Z")

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That is fuckin hilarious!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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**Author:** ![BoOsT-HuNgRy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost-hungry/32/5721_2.png) [@BoOsT-HuNgRy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BoOsT-HuNgRy)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 5:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glad-he-taught-me-karate-and-not-how-to-drive/130405/4 "2009-12-23T05:24:07Z")

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watched this last night on the news … guy looked like a tool…

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 5:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glad-he-taught-me-karate-and-not-how-to-drive/130405/5 "2009-12-23T05:28:33Z")

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dude is going to go to jail for a while…

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**Author:** ![Gatecrasher3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatecrasher3/32/5617_2.png) [@Gatecrasher3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gatecrasher3)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 5:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glad-he-taught-me-karate-and-not-how-to-drive/130405/6 "2009-12-23T05:48:56Z")

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I’ve been there!

…the casino, not the try run people over part.

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**Author:** ![sharpe\_corners](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sharpe_corners/32/5767_2.png) [@sharpe\_corners](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sharpe_corners)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 6:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glad-he-taught-me-karate-and-not-how-to-drive/130405/7 "2009-12-23T06:48:14Z")

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that guy is done for a while/

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**Author:** ![240xcsv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/bbe5ce/32.png) [@240xcsv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/240xcsv)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 7:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glad-he-taught-me-karate-and-not-how-to-drive/130405/8 "2009-12-23T07:59:53Z")

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If this is the guy he looks like hill billy douche… why did he do that? I read the article he even assaulted a man and woman with a weapon wth…

![http://www.cdn.sherdog.com/fightfinder/Pictures/howard.jpg](http://www.cdn.sherdog.com/fightfinder/Pictures/howard.jpg)

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**Author:** ![91S131](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91s131/32/5732_2.png) [@91S131](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91S131)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glad-he-taught-me-karate-and-not-how-to-drive/130405/9 "2009-12-23T08:50:48Z")

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Why was he having a fit according to the story, so he tried to run someone over in the casino ? Im just gettin it

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**Author:** ![nickdestcroix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nickdestcroix/32/5766_2.png) [@nickdestcroix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nickdestcroix)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glad-he-taught-me-karate-and-not-how-to-drive/130405/10 "2009-12-23T11:34:36Z")

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I’m not sure the whole story but i’d assume it very well could’ve been just his hands there refering to as the weapons, hes like a so and so many degree black belt and so on … he did teach me my ass kicking skills back in the day haha, but yea that picture is from ufc 3 way back in the day. And as to what happened I’m not sure I’ve talked to his son and daughter but they don’t even know what happened all to much so I’ve kinda just left it at that, they don’t need any more grief for Christmas

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**Author:** ![Philly](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/philly/32/5748_2.png) [@Philly](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Philly)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glad-he-taught-me-karate-and-not-how-to-drive/130405/11 "2009-12-23T11:50:13Z")

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NO, please dont tell me that ^^^ is a picture of the guy for real. If it is then it looks like he must have been born and raised in that very pick up truck.

I assume the fighting technique he taugh was with pool cues and broken beer bottles?

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**Author:** ![nickdestcroix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nickdestcroix/32/5766_2.png) [@nickdestcroix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nickdestcroix)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glad-he-taught-me-karate-and-not-how-to-drive/130405/12 "2009-12-23T12:07:26Z")

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Yup thats him  
 ![http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll235/Lorenz_77/axekick.gif](http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll235/Lorenz_77/axekick.gif)

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**Author:** ![jzavalinsk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jzavalinsk/32/5713_2.png) [@jzavalinsk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jzavalinsk)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glad-he-taught-me-karate-and-not-how-to-drive/130405/13 "2009-12-23T12:23:25Z")

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steroids make people do crazy shit

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**Author:** ![RED\_LINE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/red_line/32/5656_2.png) [@RED\_LINE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RED_LINE)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glad-he-taught-me-karate-and-not-how-to-drive/130405/14 "2009-12-23T12:40:17Z")

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clearly he didn’t master general knowledge lol

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**Author:** ![240xcsv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/bbe5ce/32.png) [@240xcsv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/240xcsv)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glad-he-taught-me-karate-and-not-how-to-drive/130405/15 "2009-12-23T12:47:10Z")

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> [@Desiccant inline air dryers for sale](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/desiccant-inline-air-dryers-for-sale/25303/16):
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> Yup thats him  
> ![http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll235/Lorenz_77/axekick.gif](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/0/6/0642951fa5ba81c9bd778af922b580448e6b6de9.gif)
> 
> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vaw8t-wOMEA](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vaw8t-wOMEA)

hahahahahahha that was awesome fail

He’s just an overgrown fat guy… seriously… when i was like that i was fat and needed to lose fat (post-marriage fatness)… like lol. Epic fail in every sense.

And steroids dont make you do stupid stuff, you have to be stupid to begin with to do stupid stuff LOL

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**Author:** ![nickdestcroix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nickdestcroix/32/5766_2.png) [@nickdestcroix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nickdestcroix)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glad-he-taught-me-karate-and-not-how-to-drive/130405/16 "2009-12-23T12:58:21Z")

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> [@240xcsv"](#):
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> He’s just an overgrown fat guy… seriously…

This is overgrown Fat Guy but he still gets the jailbate  
 ![http://www.repubblica.it/2006/08/gallerie/gente/sumo-wrestler/ap_9090745_36_big.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/0/7/07e2918156fff83534efb6215c4a8e40dd8ffa3a.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![nickdestcroix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nickdestcroix/32/5766_2.png) [@nickdestcroix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nickdestcroix)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glad-he-taught-me-karate-and-not-how-to-drive/130405/17 "2009-12-23T21:46:16Z")

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lol

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**Author:** ![Solarian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solarian/32/5514_2.png) [@Solarian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Solarian)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glad-he-taught-me-karate-and-not-how-to-drive/130405/18 "2009-12-23T23:36:06Z")

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Aw man, why you quote the Ahmed? I went for weeks now with none of his pollution. You ruined a good thing 😛

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**Author:** ![240xcsv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/bbe5ce/32.png) [@240xcsv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/240xcsv)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 7:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glad-he-taught-me-karate-and-not-how-to-drive/130405/19 "2009-12-24T07:54:34Z")

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> [@how to get road salt out of car carpet?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-get-road-salt-out-of-car-carpet/25409/5):
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> This is overgrown Fat Guy but he still gets the jailbate  
> ![http://www.repubblica.it/2006/08/gallerie/gente/sumo-wrestler/ap_9090745_36_big.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/0/7/07e2918156fff83534efb6215c4a8e40dd8ffa3a.jpeg)

holy shit lol that must be like 600 lbs … 60% bf LOL.

_This just in: small size girl dissapeared, last seen with black fatzilla_

5 minutes later

_breaking news, girl rediscovered lost in man’s enormous fat mountains, vows never to travel this road again_

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**Author:** ![Solarian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solarian/32/5514_2.png) [@Solarian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Solarian)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2009, 5:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glad-he-taught-me-karate-and-not-how-to-drive/130405/20 "2009-12-26T17:29:26Z")

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Ahh, there just something so joyous about the knowledge that you will never receive the satisfaction of having your posts read by me.

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