# Glued to toilet seat

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glued-to-toilet-seat/4156>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 3, 2005, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glued-to-toilet-seat/4156 "2005-11-03T12:54:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glued-to-toilet-seat/4156/21 "2005-11-04T07:05:11Z")

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> [@JayS](#):
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> Man, stuff like this gets me so pissed. Home Depot should be able to go after this guy for everything he has, and everything his kids have, and everything their kids have to recover every cent they lose from bad publicity and court costs. If that was legal fuckwads like him wouldn’t dare bring stupid shit like this to court. /rant

I agree 1000000000000000%

I think more buisness should go after these people for dragging their name thru the mud and take them for everything their worth. fuck them, people always wanting handouts

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**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glued-to-toilet-seat/4156/22 "2005-11-04T07:14:33Z")

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> [@Jack](#):
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> i can’t stop watching the gif

werd, i watched it for like 5 min  
lol

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**Author:** ![Violator](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/violator/32/7278_2.png) [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glued-to-toilet-seat/4156/23 "2005-11-05T13:04:04Z")

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they left him there for a WHOLE ENTIRE 15 minutes. For all that is sacred and holy, the inhumane bastards! what a fucking fag. I guess he wasnt humiliated enough when they took a prybar to his ass.

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 5:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glued-to-toilet-seat/4156/24 "2005-11-09T05:40:35Z")

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HA! I KNEW IT. He’s a fucking scammer!

[http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/08/toilet.man.ap/index.html](http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/08/toilet.man.ap/index.html)

> A man who sued Home Depot last month claiming a prank left him glued to a toilet seat made a similar allegation about another restroom more than a year ago, an official told a newspaper.

I hope Home Depot’s legal department crushes this guy.

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**Author:** ![TrueBlue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trueblue/32/7245_2.png) [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 5:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glued-to-toilet-seat/4156/25 "2005-11-09T05:55:21Z")

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use the damn paper thingies. the ass gaskets. no more glued gluteous.

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**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 5:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glued-to-toilet-seat/4156/26 "2005-11-09T05:56:25Z")

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Shocking:cjerk:  
This guy seemed like a total creep from the interview I saw on GMA. Plus $3million is a little excessive for the amount of damage caused.

Ridiculous.

On a related note, a man who had his penis glued to his stomach and his ass glued shut by his ex is only seeking $30,000 for his damages. I think thats a little more extreme.

For more on that story:  
[http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/362414p-308439c.html](http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/362414p-308439c.html)

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**Author:** ![intense98rt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/77aa72/32.png) [@intense98rt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/intense98rt)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 5:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glued-to-toilet-seat/4156/27 "2005-11-09T05:58:43Z")

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i knew that was bs

> “It’s not about the money. I want my health back. I want to be back to normal,” Dougherty said. “I want to make sure this doesn’t happen to anybody ever, ever again.”

:roll2: well if nobody decides to wipe the toilet seat with super glue before they take a shit, they should be fine.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glued-to-toilet-seat/4156/28 "2005-11-09T06:15:11Z")

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heh… seen an interview with him last night on like inside edition or whatever.

dude does seem like a stroke. Apparently a new paper wrote something about him trying that at another store too (which he denies). I’d love to tell him what I (and a majority of america) think about him and his frivilous lawsuit.

I hope home depot makes an example out of him and counter-sues him for damages and legal fees

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