# goats stealing mazdas?
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/goats-stealing-mazdas/61909
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [January 25, 2009, 8:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/goats-stealing-mazdas/61909 "2009-01-25T20:45:25Z")
**Posts on this page:** 4
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### Author:  [@Josh](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Josh)
#### Post date: [January 25, 2009, 8:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/goats-stealing-mazdas/61909/1 "2009-01-25T20:45:25Z")
[http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090123/od\_nm/us\_goat;\_ylt=Ao1wl.1wbW0\_VSZrIh4ieeus0NUE](http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090123/od_nm/us_goat;_ylt=Ao1wl.1wbW0_VSZrIh4ieeus0NUE)
Goat detained over armed robbery
Fri Jan 23, 12:08 pm ET
LAGOS (Reuters) – Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.
Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.
“The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat,” Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.
“We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat,” he said.
Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa’s most populous nation. Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [January 25, 2009, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/goats-stealing-mazdas/61909/2 "2009-01-25T20:48:48Z")
ROFL!!! And these countries wonder why they are fucked…
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### Author:  [@Bull49](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bull49)
#### Post date: [January 25, 2009, 9:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/goats-stealing-mazdas/61909/3 "2009-01-25T21:12:03Z")
i thought this had something to do with a pontiac gto…
i was wrong, carry on.
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### Author:  [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2009, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/goats-stealing-mazdas/61909/4 "2009-01-26T11:16:51Z")
if you have the ability to shape shift then I’m sure you can come up with something better to do than attempt steal a mazda 323.