# god has special plans for yewwww

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**Created:** [November 30, 2006, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/god-has-special-plans-for-yewwww/20907 "2006-11-30T08:38:00Z")
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### Author: ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)
#### Post date: [November 30, 2006, 11:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/god-has-special-plans-for-yewwww/20907/17 "2006-11-30T11:38:06Z")

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my buddy pat tought me how to deal with these kind of women

\*ask for any “holy paperwork” … anything from church fliers to prayer sheets  
\*pull out your lighter  
\*light it on fire while you distract their attention  
\*start yelling that the papers burst into flames when you touched them

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