# God loves me! **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 26, 2009, 8:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/god-loves-me/63697 "2009-02-26T20:31:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Toda\_Party](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/toda_party/32/7354_2.png) [@Toda\_Party](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Toda_Party)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 8:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/god-loves-me/63697/1 "2009-02-26T20:31:58Z")
So I’m sitting in one of my classes, and I’m there early studying for my organic chem test. Random dude (Hatian maybe) walks in and goes “do you mind if I study here?” and I’m like whatever man just don’t distract me. So he sits down RIGHT next to me, and I’m like ok whatever, ignore it, and keep reading. then he starts talking to me “what are you studying?” “… chemistry…” “Are you a tutor???” (fuck you man just cuz I’m asian w/ glasses!) “umm…no I’m not actually” “Would you want to tutor me?” (in my head: not really. but whatever, get paid to review basic chem 101 doesn’t sound too bad so I agree) fast forward a few days later, I catch this wicked cold/flu so I text the guy “I’m real sick, don’t think I can make it today” he texts back “ok feel better. God loves you”:meh: i shoudda texted him back “ALLAH AKBAR!!!” ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/god-loves-me/63697/2 "2009-02-26T20:33:29Z")
Derka Derka? Muhammad jihad… ---
**Author:** ![misteroman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/misteroman/32/7423_2.png) [@misteroman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/misteroman)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 8:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/god-loves-me/63697/3 "2009-02-26T20:34:03Z")
you sure he wasn’t gay lol!!! ---
**Author:** ![Toda\_Party](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/toda_party/32/7354_2.png) [@Toda\_Party](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Toda_Party)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 8:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/god-loves-me/63697/4 "2009-02-26T20:51:57Z")
lol wouldn’t surprise me now that I think about it ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 8:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/god-loves-me/63697/5 "2009-02-26T20:54:07Z")
as long as he didn’t poz your neg hole you’re fine. ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/god-loves-me/63697/6 "2009-02-26T20:56:49Z")
you met jeg? ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/god-loves-me/63697/7 "2009-02-26T21:11:55Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![SoloIIscoob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@SoloIIscoob](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoloIIscoob)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 9:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/god-loves-me/63697/8 "2009-02-26T21:52:49Z")
> [@Motocrossx23](#): > > as long as he didn’t poz your neg hole you’re fine. hahahah:roflpicard: ---
**Author:** ![Violator](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/violator/32/7278_2.png) [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 12:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/god-loves-me/63697/9 "2009-02-27T00:51:47Z")
Adults should not have imaginary friends. ---
**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 5:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/god-loves-me/63697/10 "2009-02-27T05:43:51Z")
well if you wanna get out of the tutoring, now you have an out. “i cant tutor you anymore, i worship the devil” lol wonder what kind of response you would get back. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 5:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/god-loves-me/63697/11 "2009-02-27T05:51:39Z")
He had proximity AIDS. Why do you think you’re sick?