# God works at Apple **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 6, 2011, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/god-works-at-apple/217221 "2011-10-06T10:35:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/god-works-at-apple/217221/1 "2011-10-06T10:35:01Z")
[https://twitter.com/#!/MargieJPhelps/status/121734282292117505](https://twitter.com/#!/MargieJPhelps/status/121734282292117505) Westboro nut jobs are picketing Steve Job’s funeral since he is in hell for serving himself and not god. They announced it on twitter using an iPhone. They followed it up saying god created the iPhone for this purpose. Apple fans were right all along. God works at Apple. [https://twitter.com/#!/MargieJPhelps/status/121933043094142978](https://twitter.com/#!/MargieJPhelps/status/121933043094142978) ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/god-works-at-apple/217221/2 "2011-10-06T10:38:00Z")
fuckin skanks ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/god-works-at-apple/217221/3 "2011-10-06T10:48:31Z")
I love those guys They must meet up and go “Whats big in the news OK LETS HATE ON THAT” ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/god-works-at-apple/217221/4 "2011-10-06T10:49:49Z")
Why hasn’t someone gone all Virginia Tech on that church yet? ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/god-works-at-apple/217221/5 "2011-10-06T10:49:57Z")
I don’t know how those people sleep at night. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/god-works-at-apple/217221/6 "2011-10-06T10:57:49Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > I don’t know how those people sleep at night. Especially since they probably aren’t allowed to masturbate. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/god-works-at-apple/217221/7 "2011-10-06T11:03:15Z")
Blah. They don’t believe in anything but the dollars they sue for when someone stands up to their bullying. I’m sure they jerk each other off. ---
**Author:** ![Spam16v](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spam16v/32/5287_2.png) [@Spam16v](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Spam16v)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/god-works-at-apple/217221/8 "2011-10-06T12:42:26Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > Blah. They don’t believe in anything but the dollars they sue for when someone stands up to their bullying. I’m sure they jerk each other off. double dutch rudder ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/god-works-at-apple/217221/9 "2011-10-06T12:45:52Z")
All I can imagine is 1000’s of QuatroKrants (sp?) at the same event all getting angry over something stupid. ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 2:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/god-works-at-apple/217221/10 "2011-10-06T14:28:27Z")
i find them very entertaining ---
**Author:** ![08GT500](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/08gt500/32/5417_2.png) [@08GT500](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/08GT500)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/god-works-at-apple/217221/11 "2011-10-06T16:19:22Z")
> [@bing](#): > > i find them very entertaining I find this unfortunate. These fggts protest military funerals. ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 4:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/god-works-at-apple/217221/12 "2011-10-06T16:35:35Z")
Hmm their [godhatesfags.com](http://godhatesfags.com) website is back up for now… A few hackers have been keeping it offline :lol: “th3j35t3r - Havin bad day @ least: [www.godhatesfags.com](http://www.godhatesfags.com) \> [gawker.com/5847221/](http://gawker.com/5847221/) …on 8th day god created hackers. #iSad - History: bit.ly/ra3B50” ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2011, 5:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/god-works-at-apple/217221/13 "2011-10-07T05:28:56Z")
i love th3j35t3r