# Good News Bad News

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 17, 2007, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388 "2007-12-17T10:29:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 11:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/41 "2007-12-17T11:33:45Z")

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GN: skunk was my first customer for buying prints off me  
BN: that order was in 2005 and i have received NO payment  
GN: i never got them printed since there was no payment  
BN: first and worst customer eVAR

lol

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**Author:** ![dreid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dreid/32/7388_2.png) [@dreid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dreid)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 11:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/42 "2007-12-17T11:33:56Z")

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GN I started redoing my kitchen yesterday  
BN I have to have it done by christmas eve

GN christmas is here  
BN I havent started my xmas shopping and i have to work anmd find time to do my kitchen

GN I have my dads 07 mountaineer as a winter beater  
BN I spent 40 dollars worth of gas in 1 day.

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**Author:** ![woody](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/woody/32/7191_2.png) [@woody](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/woody)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/43 "2007-12-17T11:34:09Z")

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GN: i masturbated before work this morning :tup:  
BN: its 2:30 and i still smell like manjuice…

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/44 "2007-12-17T11:35:38Z")

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> [@MicaH](#):
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> GN: skunk was my first customer for buying prints off me  
> BN: that order was in 2005 and i have received NO payment  
> GN: i never got them printed since there was no payment  
> BN: first and worst customer eVAR
> 
> lol

LOL 👏

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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/45 "2007-12-17T11:35:43Z")

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[quote=“Geoff,post:26,topic:40388"”]

GN: I got this doll  
BN: But beware, it carries a terrible curse  
GN: But it comes with a free frogurt  
BN: The frogurt is also cursed  
GN: But you get your choice of toppings  
BN: The toppings contain potassium benzoate

[/quote]

well done :tup:

[quote=“drvnkd,post:29,topic:40388"”]

GN: a vendor sent me a $5 starbucks GC in an x-mas card.  
BN: my car is not cool enough to hang out with the starbucks kiddies.  
GN: my car is not cool enough to hang out with the starbucks kiddies.  
BN: its a cavalier.

[/quote]

:lolsign:

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**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/46 "2007-12-17T11:37:36Z")

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> [@woody](#):
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> GN: i masturbated before work this morning :tup:  
> BN: its 2:30 and i still smell like manjuice…

GN i was really enjoying this thread  
BN i just read your post

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**Author:** ![Supraman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/supraman/32/7307_2.png) [@Supraman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Supraman)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/47 "2007-12-17T11:40:15Z")

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GN: i got up early, fired up the snowblower and cleared the driveway before it could get slushy  
BN: i locked myself out of my apt  
GN: i had the garage open so i could get to my car  
BN: my car keys were upstairs as well  
GN: my fiance works close  
BN: cell phone also upstairs so i had to ride my bike to her work in the snow

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**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/48 "2007-12-17T11:52:31Z")

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hahaha

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**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/49 "2007-12-17T12:07:41Z")

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> [@Geoff](#):
>
> GN: I got this doll  
> BN: But beware, it carries a terrible curse  
> GN: But it comes with a free frogurt  
> BN: The frogurt is also cursed  
> GN: But you get your choice of toppings  
> BN: The toppings contain potassium benzoate

> [@Supraman](#):
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> GN: i got up early, fired up the snowblower and cleared the driveway before it could get slushy  
> BN: i locked myself out of my apt  
> GN: i had the garage open so i could get to my car  
> BN: my car keys were upstairs as well  
> GN: my fiance works close  
> BN: cell phone also upstairs so i had to ride my bike to her work in the snow

👏

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**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/50 "2007-12-17T12:08:30Z")

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> [@AFhockey31](#):
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> GN: i havent dont ANYTHING all day at work

BN: You apparently suck at the Internet too.

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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/51 "2007-12-17T12:18:11Z")

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GN: the girl working upstairs is into me and she looks like a huge slut  
BN: i have a gf  
GN: i have no morals  
BN: do i need a prescription for syphilis?

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/52 "2007-12-17T12:42:04Z")

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GN: I can work 60 hours this week if I want to  
BN: I only did 10 out of those 60 today with 2 more to come  
GN: I will make enough money to pay off all my Christmas shopping  
BN: I don’t have enough for a locker, killer off road bumper, and winch for my jeep  
GN: My jeep’s tank is full  
BN: I just put $50 in it  
GN: I had lots of baby making last night  
BD: I stayed up until 1am and got up at 4am for work ☹

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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/53 "2007-12-17T12:47:53Z")

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> [@ultradriver10000](#):
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> GN: I had lots of baby making last night  
> BD: Zong put pinholes in all my Trojans

:ohnoes:

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**Author:** ![MPD47](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mpd47/32/7383_2.png) [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/54 "2007-12-17T13:00:36Z")

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GN: I spent all night shoveling out the driveway and it is now “managable”  
BN: Buffalo doesnt plow my street.

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**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/55 "2007-12-17T13:04:31Z")

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GN: Shoveled my driveway twice already yesterday  
BN: have to shovel it again when i get home  
GN: bought a “power shovel” so i don’t have to shovel it manually anymore  
BN: it was $100 because im cheap apparently, and it probably sucks and will break.  
GN: I saw a dude using it across the street yesterday and it was working well  
BN: That was probably just a comparison to me busting my ass with a regular shovel.

new topic  
GN: this thread is funny  
BN: most people on nyspeed are not so only 10% of the posts in this thread are funny  
GN: i made a joke just there  
BN: I’m probably part of the 90%, and it sucked ☹

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**Author:** ![hondaride22](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hondaride22/32/5077_2.png) [@hondaride22](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/hondaride22)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/56 "2007-12-17T13:11:26Z")

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gn: i got a new position working for mcafee  
bn: mcafee blows ass and this new position makes me want to kill myself ☹

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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/57 "2007-12-17T13:36:35Z")

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GN: Work is almost over!  
GN: Going home is gonna be awesome!  
GN: Dinner is gonna taste so good  
GN: Washing machine is fixed! No more coin laundry!

🙂

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**Author:** ![Supraman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/supraman/32/7307_2.png) [@Supraman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Supraman)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/58 "2007-12-17T14:25:14Z")

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GN: i bought a bunch of wii’s to try and scam people out of mad loot  
BN: nintendo is offering rainchecks for the system at reg. price

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**Author:** ![Bsp\_TC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bsp_tc/32/4998_2.png) [@Bsp\_TC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bsp_TC)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 2:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/59 "2007-12-17T14:29:03Z")

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GN: My gf learned how to do splits today…  
BN:My gf…v

![http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/750/overweight2ot5.jpg](http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/750/overweight2ot5.jpg)

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**Author:** ![BigRon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/58956e/32.png) [@BigRon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BigRon)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 2:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/60 "2007-12-17T14:32:05Z")

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GN: I got a Wii from amazon  
BN: I can’t open it till Christmas

GN: I own a CTS-V  
BN: It has summer tires and will not drive it till March?

GN: I got a winter car  
BN: It’s a Taurus (and not one of those cool early 90’s yamaha engine ones)

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