# Good News Bad News **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 17, 2007, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388 "2007-12-17T10:29:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/61 "2007-12-17T15:10:19Z")
GN : I just took a huge dump after waiting on hold on the phone for 30 minutes. BN : I was still on hold at my desk when I took the dump. ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 3:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/62 "2007-12-17T15:11:31Z")
GN: civics are cheap to build BN: ![http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r241/brazen06/vtec.jpg](http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r241/brazen06/vtec.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/63 "2007-12-17T17:23:23Z")
GN:I got a $50 Visa gift card from work. BN:I blew it on pokerstars in ~10 minutes. :lol: ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 5:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/64 "2007-12-17T17:37:05Z")
GN: getting ready to watch Adaptation while doing laundry & drinking more absinthe BN: i have to work tomorrow GN: that didn’t stop me last night while watching Death Proof BN: the hangover shows up at like 11am out of fucking nowhere GN: the t/a has a shitty clutch fork & it’s getting replaced GN: that fucker’s coming home no matter what GN: i get two weeks off for this break and you don’t 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![jrod0187](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac91a4/32.png) [@jrod0187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jrod0187)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/65 "2007-12-17T17:40:00Z")
GN: Boss is coming to take Fuzzy and I out for lunch thursday BN: We havnt got a bonus yet, I think our bonus is lunch ☹ ---
**Author:** ![MiniSRT4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minisrt4/32/7225_2.png) [@MiniSRT4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MiniSRT4)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 5:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/66 "2007-12-17T17:44:49Z")
GN:today was my day off BN:was called into work for snow removal GN: the tractor blew a hydrolic line BN: i had to fix it GN: went home early after i fixed the hydrolic line BN: our lot still has a shit ton of snow ---
**Author:** ![TrueBlue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trueblue/32/7245_2.png) [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 5:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/67 "2007-12-17T17:56:56Z")
> [@Geoff](#): > > GN: I got this doll > BN: But beware, it carries a terrible curse > GN: But it comes with a free frogurt > BN: The frogurt is also cursed > GN: But you get your choice of toppings > BN: The toppings contain potassium benzoate 🤣 👏 Great episode. GN: Mustang is away, safe for the winter. BN: Mustang is away. For the winter. GN: But it will be protected from mice because the neighbor’s cat is a mouser. BN: The mice patrol the perimeter of the garage like the bridge on the river Kwai. GN: The cat is outside, even in the snow. He’s got balls. BN: The cat shouldn’t be outside, even in the snow. Because the plow has been down three times and it sure as shit looks to me like there’s a tail in the snowdrift. BN: Car will be completely eaten by spring, I will find mouse turds with locking lugs in them :tdown: ---
**Author:** ![MikeRi24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MikeRi24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeRi24)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/68 "2007-12-17T20:40:29Z")
GN: gas tank in the Jeep is full (again) BN: i pissed through 19 gallons of gas in 3 days GN: i got 270 miles out of a tank of gas, about 150 of those miles from driving back and forth to my gfs house in the snow, in 4 wheel drive the whole time, with overdrive off GN: thats a hell of a lot better than the Explorer ever got, and I think this is the most fuel efficient vehicle I have owned. GN: this will effectively save me money (maybe) so that I may put it into the Mustang BN: its 20 degrees out, theres a foot of now outside, and its December which means the Mustang isnt going anywhere for at least another 4 months. ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 8:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/69 "2007-12-17T20:42:47Z")
BN: you bought that fuckin’ jeep, didn’t you GN: i’m not you, shit yeah EDIT: GN: there is no more good news fuckin right doggy ---
**Author:** ![MikeRi24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MikeRi24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeRi24)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/70 "2007-12-17T20:53:02Z")
> [@ly555is](#): > > BN: you bought that fuckin’ jeep, didn’t you > GN: i’m not you, shit yeah GN: i got a $15,000 Jeep for $11,900 more GN: i got rid of that problem-cursed Exploder BN: as much as I deny it, i foresee mass amounts of money being spent to lift said Jeep and do other un-necessary modifications for no apparent reason GN: there is no more good news ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/71 "2007-12-17T20:56:05Z")
GN:no more polls about the explorer BN:polls about lifting the jeep ---
**Author:** ![MikeRi24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MikeRi24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeRi24)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/72 "2007-12-17T21:02:19Z")
> [@bobbyg1243](#): > > GN:no more polls about the explorer > BN:polls about lifting the jeep GN: would go with a SkyJacker 4" suspension lift, American Racing Baja rims, Interco Swamper Radial tires, and Mopar chrome front and rear tubular bumpers, so no poll needed to decide on that BN: thats gonna cost some money… ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 9:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/73 "2007-12-17T21:03:57Z")
BN: just. stop. ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/74 "2007-12-17T21:08:26Z")
GN: I got to see my friend Laura from college today BN: I didn’t get any GN: I met some of her uber hot friends BN: I was too damn shy to ask for any numbers GN: Her one friend thinks im hot BN: Shes got a bf already GN: I hear it wont be for much longer ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 9:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/75 "2007-12-17T21:09:05Z")
> [@ly555is](#): > > BN: just. stop. both of you guys ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 9:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/76 "2007-12-17T21:13:25Z")
GN:jeg might finally get laid BN:lauras uber hot friends arent so uber GN:she thinks jegs really hot BN:she just found out about how much of a redneck jeg really is ---
**Author:** ![MiniSRT4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minisrt4/32/7225_2.png) [@MiniSRT4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MiniSRT4)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 9:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/77 "2007-12-17T21:14:36Z")
> [@ly555is](#): > > both of you guys gn:joel is comming into town bn: he missed the snow storm and i wont get to snow drift his car gn:but we can still get drunk:carnut bn:i still wont get to snow drift his car gn:he gets to meet my x roomate who he looks like who also banged the same chick bn:i still wont get to snow drift his car ---
**Author:** ![forthekicks385](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/forthekicks385/32/7484_2.png) [@forthekicks385](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/forthekicks385)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 9:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/78 "2007-12-17T21:23:24Z")
> [@AFhockey31](#): > > GN: i just farted and felt great > BN: i may have shitted myself > > EDIT: > > GN: i didnt shitted myself > BN: the poor cleaning lady just came to my dest to empty my garbage can lofuckingl! gn:i get to play soccer tomarrow bd:my team sucks dick like the weater that the bills had to deal with. ---
**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 9:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/79 "2007-12-17T21:39:40Z")
GN: I’m reading Jim Cramer’s Real Money. BN: I’m not interested in it right now and I have to write a paper on it. ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 10:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388/80 "2007-12-17T22:05:22Z")
GN: I am alive. BN: I am awake. GN: I make my own hours. BN: I don’t pay attention to them. GN: I still get paid lots of $ BN: They take lots of taxes. GN: I get an OK return. BN: I have to wait until April to get it GN: Thats when the spring is. BN: My car might not be ready. GN: It willl save me on gasolines BN: I get gas for free so savings doesnt count GN: I have a huge dick BN: It doesnt fit in vagina GN: I tried Anal BN: That didnt work either. GN: I bought a blow up doll BN: She popped. GN: I came BN: She popped. GN: I bought another one. BN: She popped. GN: I tried a guy blow up doll. BN: He didnt pop. GN: It satisfies me. BN: It’s a he. GN: There are hot girls at the gym. BN: It is not the Gym in my basement. GN: I get all jacked and tan at the gym. BN: Girls have NEVER found that attractive. GN: I feel good about myself. BN: Girls have NEVER found that attractive either. GN: I am getting older. BN: Only weird gold diggers find that attractive. GN: I am very picky. BN: Noone meets my standards. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388.md?page=3) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-news-bad-news/40388.md?page=5)