# gorilla sex

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gorilla-sex/12077>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [May 15, 2006, 4:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gorilla-sex/12077 "2006-05-15T16:27:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 4:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gorilla-sex/12077/1 "2006-05-15T16:27:26Z")

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A small zoo in Arkansas received a very rare species  
of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a  
female, became very difficult to handle.  
Upon examination, the vet determined the problem.  
The gorilla was in season To make matters worse,  
there was no male gorilla available to take care of  
the situation.  
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought  
of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker  
responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee  
had little sense but possessed ample ability to  
satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper  
thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was  
approached with a proposition: Would he be willing  
to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?  
Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would  
have to think the matter over carefully. The  
following day, he announced that he would accept  
their offer, but only under four conditions.

1. “First”, Bobby Lee said, “I ain’t gonna kiss her  
on the lips.” The Keeper quickly agreed to thi s  
condition.
2. “Second”, he said, “You can’t never tell no one  
about this.” The Keeper again readily agreed to this  
condition.
3. “Third”, Bobby Lee said, “I want all the chil’run  
raised Southern Baptist.” Once again, the Keeper  
agreed
4. “And last of all”, Bobby Lee stated, “You gotta  
give me another week to come up with the $500.00.”

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**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 4:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gorilla-sex/12077/2 "2006-05-15T16:29:47Z")

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bwahahahahahahaha

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**Author:** ![1sik\_bmw](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1sik_bmw/32/7341_2.png) [@1sik\_bmw](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1sik_bmw)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 4:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gorilla-sex/12077/3 "2006-05-15T16:29:54Z")

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haha

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**Author:** ![benji86](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/benji86/32/7309_2.png) [@benji86](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/benji86)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 4:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gorilla-sex/12077/4 "2006-05-15T16:33:00Z")

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omg rofl

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**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 5:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gorilla-sex/12077/5 "2006-05-15T17:10:40Z")

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i blew my button on that one.

hahaha

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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 5:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gorilla-sex/12077/6 "2006-05-15T17:15:31Z")

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hahaha omg roffle that was funny

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**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 6:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gorilla-sex/12077/7 "2006-05-15T18:20:33Z")

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hahahhaa…good one