# Got a maid

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-maid/242842>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [March 16, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-maid/242842 "2009-03-16T18:48:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-maid/242842/1 "2009-03-16T18:48:49Z")

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So, I finally got myself a maid to clean my place. I am trying to get Rosita to take a pic holding a funny poster. I am debating some Travis or Beanie jokes for starters but I want to get creative.

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-maid/242842/2 "2009-03-16T18:49:41Z")

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dont ya have a new pic to do it wit shawn

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**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-maid/242842/3 "2009-03-16T18:50:45Z")

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I want it to be legit. No photochops.

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-maid/242842/4 "2009-03-16T18:51:35Z")

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wasnt it a nice pic

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**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-maid/242842/5 "2009-03-16T18:53:01Z")

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1. Picture of Benny  
\<- That one
2. Rasterbator [http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/wizard.gas?Phase=1](http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/wizard.gas?Phase=1)
3. Naked maid in front of image (physical appearance does not matter)

Shouldn’t cost any more than $20 from what I’ve seen online

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**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 6:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-maid/242842/6 "2009-03-16T18:58:31Z")

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LOLZ. I’d pay for her to hold a poster of Beaniez.

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**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 7:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-maid/242842/7 "2009-03-16T19:02:41Z")

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We need more lemon Pledge.

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**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-maid/242842/8 "2009-03-16T19:03:13Z")

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I use the good shit.

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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2009, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-maid/242842/9 "2009-03-16T19:51:56Z")

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Subscribed :excited

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 2:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-maid/242842/10 "2009-03-17T02:14:39Z")

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Topless maids ftw

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 5:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-maid/242842/11 "2009-03-17T05:35:08Z")

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waiting on pic. if u dont come through, we all get to disassemble your car and piss on the parts b4 we light them on fire.

pics naow and she better be at least a 6.

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 5:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-maid/242842/12 "2009-03-17T05:53:46Z")

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^^ lol I read that the first time as “she better be 6.” lol.

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**Author:** ![HANSTECH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hanstech/32/6445_2.png) [@HANSTECH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HANSTECH)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-maid/242842/13 "2009-03-17T08:37:43Z")

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here she is.

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2009, 9:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-maid/242842/14 "2009-03-17T09:18:09Z")

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> [@Ilya"](#):
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> ^^ lol I read that the first time as “she better be 6.” lol.

no pedo

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 6:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-maid/242842/15 "2009-03-18T06:08:12Z")

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hot maid pics in garter belt with feather duster or gtfo

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 6:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-maid/242842/16 "2009-03-18T06:09:08Z")

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still need pics

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 6:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-maid/242842/17 "2009-03-18T06:11:27Z")

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Maid?

Did the woman leave you and I’m not aware of it?  
Or is she just not aware that it is her job to clean the house?

:tongue

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**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 6:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-maid/242842/18 "2009-03-18T06:24:34Z")

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[quote=“n!cole,post:20,topic:15119"”]

Maid?

Did the woman leave you and I’m not aware of it?  
Or is she just not aware that it is her job to clean the house?

:tongue

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Thanks Nicole for setting your gender back 50 years. Women can have careers too now ya know. :Idiots

:rofl

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**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 6:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-maid/242842/19 "2009-03-18T06:30:24Z")

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[quote=“n!cole,post:20,topic:15119"”]

Maid?

Did the woman leave you and I’m not aware of it?  
Or is she just not aware that it is her job to clean the house?

:tongue

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Laugh. Well, I think she has accomplished enough in her life to never have to clean the house as long as she lives. She will always make more money than I and be more successful so it would be a bit wrong for me to demand **her** to clean the house. Hell, I can barely get her to cook. :lol

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-maid/242842/20 "2009-03-18T06:34:50Z")

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Well then why aren’t you cleaning the house Shawn!?

And Jesse, I have a job, and I still clean the house. Granted her job is waaaayyyyyyy better than mine but…

Just tell Newman to stop making messes!

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