# got a stupid iPhone, it's sooo buggy, WTF

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**Created:** [June 18, 2009, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-stupid-iphone-its-sooo-buggy-wtf/69371 "2009-06-18T13:28:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-stupid-iphone-its-sooo-buggy-wtf/69371/1 "2009-06-18T13:28:24Z")

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MY COMPLAINTS:

- Multimedia messaging does not support sculpture, macrame, or interpretive dance.
- Voice memo recordings totally don’t sound like me. I don’t sound like that, do I? Seriously?
- Turned on adult content filter but everybody in my videos still has their clothes on.
- Adding a task to calendar did not result in task getting done.
- Clicked this blue “compass” icon but kept getting some stupid web browser.
- Still no apps to cure the nagging feeling that I should’ve bought a Palm Pre.
- The touchscreen is now on the back of the phone instead of the front.
- Gone to the bathroom four times already today, and Remote Wipe hasn’t worked once.
- Spotlight search crashed with memory overload error trying to index my Harry Potter cosplay photo collection.
- Tried out tethering, but I think I broke my finger smacking that phone around the pole.
- Apple still hasn’t fixed the no-hardware-keyboard bug.
- “Cut” function does not apply to monthly AT&T bill.

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