# Got a ticket in Toronto

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-ticket-in-toronto/15861
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [August 12, 2006, 1:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-ticket-in-toronto/15861 "2006-08-12T01:11:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![\_nails](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/58956e/32.png) [@\_nails](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_nails)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2006, 1:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-ticket-in-toronto/15861/1 "2006-08-12T01:11:13Z")

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i went like half an hour over the parking meter ticket that i maxed out. the ticket is for $30, what should i do?

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### Author: ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2006, 1:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-ticket-in-toronto/15861/2 "2006-08-12T01:18:28Z")

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don’t pay it and never return to Canada eh

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### Author: ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2006, 1:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-ticket-in-toronto/15861/3 "2006-08-12T01:20:38Z")

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cut your neck really deep.

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### Author: ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2006, 1:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-ticket-in-toronto/15861/4 "2006-08-12T01:28:28Z")

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> [@94wvwglxvr6](#):
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> cut your neck really deep.

REALLY DEEP.  
It will fix it.

Or just fucking pay it.

Or pull out your motor and replace it with timmy.  
 ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v654/Minglor/carengine1.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/4/3/436d1869f3f7e6541e1ee92c7f9d927806b5e204.jpeg)

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### Author: ![d3x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8491ac/32.png) [@d3x](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/d3x)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2006, 7:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-ticket-in-toronto/15861/5 "2006-08-12T07:32:49Z")

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i have accumulated probably thousands of dollars in parking and speeding tickets in canada over the past 10 years and have never paid any of them. i still have no problems ever crossing the border.

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### Author: ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2006, 7:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-ticket-in-toronto/15861/6 "2006-08-12T07:35:28Z")

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![http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-4/709361/ownedHead.jpg](http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-4/709361/ownedHead.jpg)

just pay it

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### Author: ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2006, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-ticket-in-toronto/15861/7 "2006-08-12T09:06:21Z")

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it’s 30 bucks

thirty

do you ask girls if they wanna go dutch when you take them to burger king

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### Author: ![Boarderx192](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b782af/32.png) [@Boarderx192](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boarderx192)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2006, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-ticket-in-toronto/15861/8 "2006-08-12T09:35:30Z")

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> [@ghettostyleTA](#):
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> do you ask girls if they wanna go dutch when you take them to burger king

LOL

FTMFW

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### Author: ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2006, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-ticket-in-toronto/15861/9 "2006-08-12T09:41:16Z")

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> [@ghettostyleTA](#):
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> do you ask girls if they wanna go dutch when you take them to burger king

Hahahahahaha, I just can’t stop laughing. Bahahahahahaha!

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### Author: ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2006, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-ticket-in-toronto/15861/10 "2006-08-12T09:47:45Z")

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> [@FuzzyFish](#):
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> Hahahahahaha, I just can’t stop laughing. Bahahahahahaha!

+1

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### Author: ![djdstar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djdstar/32/7617_2.png) [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2006, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-ticket-in-toronto/15861/11 "2006-08-12T10:38:36Z")

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> [@d3x](#):
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> i have accumulated probably thousands of dollars in parking and speeding tickets in canada over the past 10 years and have never paid any of them. i still have no problems ever crossing the border.

hey, someone here leaves their computer :tup:

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### Author: ![MrFliGSR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrfligsr/32/3069_2.png) [@MrFliGSR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MrFliGSR)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2006, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-ticket-in-toronto/15861/12 "2006-08-12T11:15:27Z")

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Pay it. Think about if u have to go park up there again, u never know, easier to pay than deal with a possible consequence of not paying.

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### Author: ![TgDn32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tgdn32/32/7360_2.png) [@TgDn32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TgDn32)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2006, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-ticket-in-toronto/15861/13 "2006-08-12T13:23:44Z")

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> [@ghettostyleTA](#):
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> do you ask girls if they wanna go dutch when you take them to burger king

I’m sorry, but I don’t get this at all. I assume its a stab at the fact that its merely a $30 ticket, but I still don’t get the reference.

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### Author: ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2006, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-ticket-in-toronto/15861/14 "2006-08-12T13:30:40Z")

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> [@Minglor](#):
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> REALLY DEEP.  
> It will fix it.
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> Or just fucking pay it.
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> Or pull out your motor and replace it with timmy.  
> ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v654/Minglor/carengine1.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/4/3/436d1869f3f7e6541e1ee92c7f9d927806b5e204.jpeg)

yeah then go over the boarder and say something stupid so they have to check your car, and when they pop the hood timmy runs out like in jackass lol.

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### Author: ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2006, 2:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-ticket-in-toronto/15861/15 "2006-08-12T14:47:46Z")

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> [@TgDn32](#):
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> I’m sorry, but I don’t get this at all. I assume its a stab at the fact that its merely a $30 ticket, but I still don’t get the reference.

here let me help you out with this then since everyone else got it

there’s a couple concepts at play here in the background of teh funny:

1. yup it’s a pretty cheap ticket. he doesn’t wanna pay it

2. who takes a girl to burger king? = a cheap dude. $nails sounds like a cheap dude

3. yeah, pain in the ass, but i’m assuming that most everyone would just mail canada $30 just to not have to worry about it again

4. being a cheapass dude who takes a chick to burger king, you might even go that extra step in keeping out of her pants by asking her to go halves on the ‘meal’ (if you can call it that)

Not sure what there is to Not get about this. It’s not a reference to a movie or anything. Just the first thing that popped in my head.

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### Author: ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2006, 4:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-ticket-in-toronto/15861/16 "2006-08-12T16:11:57Z")

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> [@Willybeen](#):
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> +1

+2

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### Author: ![TgDn32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tgdn32/32/7360_2.png) [@TgDn32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TgDn32)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2006, 4:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-ticket-in-toronto/15861/17 "2006-08-12T16:56:43Z")

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> [@ghettostyleTA](#):
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> here let me help you out with this then since everyone else got it
> 
> there’s a couple concepts at play here in the background of teh funny:
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> 1. yup it’s a pretty cheap ticket. he doesn’t wanna pay it
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> 2. who takes a girl to burger king? = a cheap dude. $nails sounds like a cheap dude
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> 3. yeah, pain in the ass, but i’m assuming that most everyone would just mail canada $30 just to not have to worry about it again
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> 4. being a cheapass dude who takes a chick to burger king, you might even go that extra step in keeping out of her pants by asking her to go halves on the ‘meal’ (if you can call it that)
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> Not sure what there is to Not get about this. It’s not a reference to a movie or anything. Just the first thing that popped in my head.

:lol: It was the dutch part that confused me. Thanks.

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### Author: ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2006, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-ticket-in-toronto/15861/18 "2006-08-12T17:41:24Z")

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:tup:

> [@Sc1chik](#):
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> +2

+3

🙂

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### Author: ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2006, 6:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-ticket-in-toronto/15861/19 "2006-08-12T18:05:58Z")

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-1

+2

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### Author: ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2006, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-ticket-in-toronto/15861/20 "2006-08-12T18:11:37Z")

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/2

+1

☹

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