# got any good sex stories? **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 29, 2004, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-any-good-sex-stories/165270 "2004-03-29T10:49:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Sight\_N\_Sound](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sight_n_sound/32/5950_2.png) [@Sight\_N\_Sound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sight_N_Sound)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 10:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-any-good-sex-stories/165270/141 "2004-03-30T22:07:43Z")
> _Originally posted by SillaAnn23_ > **yeah…please dont** you’ll get silla all excited and she’ll need a new keyboard:D ---
**Author:** ![LS1\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/278dde/32.png) [@LS1\_Babe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LS1_Babe)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 10:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-any-good-sex-stories/165270/142 "2004-03-30T22:08:53Z")
> _Originally posted by SillaAnn23_ > **Yeah…I know when i have hot guy patients… oh wait, nevermind 😉 😉** oh’ no you didn’t…LOL ---
**Author:** ![Sight\_N\_Sound](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sight_n_sound/32/5950_2.png) [@Sight\_N\_Sound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sight_N_Sound)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 10:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-any-good-sex-stories/165270/143 "2004-03-30T22:10:10Z")
> _Originally posted by SillaAnn23_ > **Yeah…I know when i have hot guy patients… oh wait, nevermind 😉 😉** She is going to mount their face 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 10:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-any-good-sex-stories/165270/144 "2004-03-30T22:11:58Z")
> _Originally posted by HaNnIBaL64_ > **eh either way i just dont care… hearing her say she bled for 3 weeks was kinda cool though but i was like :eek3:** it was probably her first period you child raping fuck!!! ---
**Author:** ![LS1\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/278dde/32.png) [@LS1\_Babe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LS1_Babe)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 10:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-any-good-sex-stories/165270/145 "2004-03-30T22:12:14Z")
tmi= too much info. (sight n sound) It just made me laugh because i’m also a nurse. ---
**Author:** ![SillaAnn23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@SillaAnn23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SillaAnn23)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 10:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-any-good-sex-stories/165270/146 "2004-03-30T22:12:25Z")
> _Originally posted by LS1 babe_ > **oh’ no you didn’t…LOL** I stay away from all male patients…theyre all pervs! ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 10:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-any-good-sex-stories/165270/147 "2004-03-30T22:13:22Z")
> _Originally posted by Darkstar_ > **it was probably her first period you child raping fuck!!!** > +1 mike ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 10:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-any-good-sex-stories/165270/148 "2004-03-30T22:15:56Z")
> _Originally posted by SillaAnn23_ > **I stay away from all male patients…theyre all pervs!** do you have to give them sponge baths? 🤣 I would so pop a woddy if a hot nurse gave me a bath. And i wouldnt be ashamed of it either. I would try and make it wiggle so she would have to try extra hard to try and ignore it. I mean, you can you pretend to not notice an erect penis staring you right in the face? or i wonder if she would take notice and say something. At that point, you would have to be ready for her glance with a :naughty: At the least, she’s still gonna have to scrub your balls, so you get the last laugh no matter what! HA! HA!!!11one ---
**Author:** ![HaNnIBaL64](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hannibal64/32/5954_2.png) [@HaNnIBaL64](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HaNnIBaL64)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 10:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-any-good-sex-stories/165270/149 "2004-03-30T22:15:58Z")
> _Originally posted by Darkstar_ > **it was probably her first period you child raping fuck!!!** you didnt see me i was on the news… :embarass: ---
**Author:** ![Sight\_N\_Sound](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sight_n_sound/32/5950_2.png) [@Sight\_N\_Sound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sight_N_Sound)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 10:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-any-good-sex-stories/165270/150 "2004-03-30T22:18:18Z")
> _Originally posted by LS1 babe_ > **tmi= too much info. (sight n sound) It just made me laugh because i’m also a nurse.** Trust me I work with you people 24/7 the Health field employs a bunch of perves. 😃 And that includes EVERYONE in the health field 😃 Have you ever gone to EMSI Weekend at seven springs? it was this past weekend. Basically its the yearly drunken orgy for the Medical/EMS/Fire employees 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 10:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-any-good-sex-stories/165270/151 "2004-03-30T22:19:11Z")
so uh wheres the female sex stories. ---
**Author:** ![Sight\_N\_Sound](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sight_n_sound/32/5950_2.png) [@Sight\_N\_Sound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sight_N_Sound)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 10:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-any-good-sex-stories/165270/152 "2004-03-30T22:19:43Z")
> _Originally posted by Darkstar_ > **do you have to give them sponge baths?** > > > > 🤣 > > I would so pop a woddy if a hot nurse gave me a bath. And i wouldnt be ashamed of it either. I would try and make it wiggle so she would have to try extra hard to try and ignore it. I mean, you can you pretend to not notice an erect penis staring you right in the face? > > or i wonder if she would take notice and say something. At that point, you would have to be ready for her glance with a :naughty: > > At the least, she’s still gonna have to scrub your balls, so you get the last laugh no matter what! > > **HA! HA!!!11one** 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![SillaAnn23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@SillaAnn23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SillaAnn23)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 10:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-any-good-sex-stories/165270/153 "2004-03-30T22:20:44Z")
> _Originally posted by Darkstar_ > **do you have to give them sponge baths?** > > > > 🤣 > > I would so pop a woddy if a hot nurse gave me a bath. And i wouldnt be ashamed of it either. I would try and make it wiggle so she would have to try extra hard to try and ignore it. I mean, you can you pretend to not notice an erect penis staring you right in the face? > > or i wonder if she would take notice and say something. At that point, you would have to be ready for her glance with a :naughty: > > At the least, she’s still gonna have to scrub your balls, so you get the last laugh no matter what! > > **HA! HA!!!11one** Yes i have to bath people…not the best part of the job. they taught us that if some guy gets hard just to leave the room. but most of my patients are older the younger ones i get can do mostly everything themselves. let me just tell you guys this…enjoy your dicks while you can… when you get old they seem to disappear ---
**Author:** ![StangGirl5.0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@StangGirl5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/StangGirl5.0)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 10:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-any-good-sex-stories/165270/154 "2004-03-30T22:21:58Z")
> _Originally posted by Darkstar_ > **do you have to give them sponge baths?** > > > > 🤣 > > I would so pop a woddy if a hot nurse gave me a bath. And i wouldnt be ashamed of it either. I would try and make it wiggle so she would have to try extra hard to try and ignore it. I mean, you can you pretend to not notice an erect penis staring you right in the face? > > or i wonder if she would take notice and say something. At that point, you would have to be ready for her glance with a :naughty: > > At the least, she’s still gonna have to scrub your balls, so you get the last laugh no matter what! > > **HA! HA!!!11one** 🤣🤣🤣 lmao lol ---
**Author:** ![HaNnIBaL64](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hannibal64/32/5954_2.png) [@HaNnIBaL64](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HaNnIBaL64)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 10:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-any-good-sex-stories/165270/155 "2004-03-30T22:26:38Z")
> _Originally posted by SillaAnn23_ > **Yes i have to bath people…not the best part of the job. they taught us that if some guy gets hard just to leave the room. but most of my patients are older the younger ones i get can do mostly everything themselves. let me just tell you guys this…enjoy your dicks while you can… when you get old they seem to disappear** you didnt leave the room when you gave me a sponge bath ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 10:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-any-good-sex-stories/165270/156 "2004-03-30T22:34:06Z")
> _Originally posted by HaNnIBaL64_ > **you didnt leave the room when you gave me a sponge bath** she probably just thought thats how big it was supposed to be limp :eek3: ---
**Author:** ![SillaAnn23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@SillaAnn23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SillaAnn23)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 10:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-any-good-sex-stories/165270/157 "2004-03-30T22:35:34Z")
ha ha 😃 ---
**Author:** ![HaNnIBaL64](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hannibal64/32/5954_2.png) [@HaNnIBaL64](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HaNnIBaL64)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 10:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-any-good-sex-stories/165270/158 "2004-03-30T22:36:01Z")
> _Originally posted by Darkstar_ > **she probably just thought thats how big it was supposed to be limp** > > > > **:eek3:** yeah forgot to break out swedish penis pump before the bath plus it was cold :embarass: ---
**Author:** ![SillaAnn23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@SillaAnn23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SillaAnn23)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 10:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-any-good-sex-stories/165270/159 "2004-03-30T22:38:00Z")
i have heard so many horror stories from nurses who have taken care of patients with penile implants…i hope i never have to take care of one of them! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![HaNnIBaL64](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hannibal64/32/5954_2.png) [@HaNnIBaL64](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HaNnIBaL64)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 10:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-any-good-sex-stories/165270/160 "2004-03-30T22:38:58Z")
> _Originally posted by SillaAnn23_ > **i have heard so many horror stories from nurses who have taken care of patients with penile implants…i hope my day never comes! :eek:** 😕 explain [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-any-good-sex-stories/165270.md?page=7) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-any-good-sex-stories/165270.md?page=9)