# Got Married... Oh WTF did I get myself into

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**Created:** [May 28, 2009, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-married-oh-wtf-did-i-get-myself-into/202873 "2009-05-28T06:37:06Z")
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### Author: ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2009, 8:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-married-oh-wtf-did-i-get-myself-into/202873/8 "2009-05-28T08:01:43Z")

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> [@Credit Score Question.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/credit-score-question/40395/22):
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> Finally decided it was time to settle down. Got married May 9th when I was home on R&R. Didn’t have time between the honeymoon and coming back to work to post until now.
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> Future wife. No pictures of me before the wedding. We were busy drinking outside the church so no one could find us.  
> ![[http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/before](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/before) wedding.jpg]([http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/before](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/before) wedding.jpg)
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> Leaving the church…  
> ![[http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/leaving](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/leaving) the church.jpg]([http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/leaving](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/leaving) the church.jpg)
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> You know the first dance routine.  
> ![[http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/first](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/first) dance.jpg]([http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/first](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/first) dance.jpg)
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> Getting ready to take the garter off…DJ took a vote and I had to do it with my teeth  
> ![[http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/getting](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/getting) ready to bite the garter off.jpg]([http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/getting](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/getting) ready to bite the garter off.jpg)
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> Getting ready to feed her the cake and thinking to myself should I?  
> ![[http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/should](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/should) I.jpg]([http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/should](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/should) I.jpg)
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> Eh she would not open her mouth so I had to…  
> ![[http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/I](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/I) had to.jpg]([http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/I](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/I) had to.jpg)
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> Only my friends wanted to dance with me during the money dance.  
> ![[http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/money](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/money) dance.jpg]([http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/money](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/money) dance.jpg)
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> Most OGs should know the guy drinking.
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> Warming up for the at home celebrations.  
> ![[http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/showing](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/showing) her what to expect at home.jpg]([http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/showing](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/showing) her what to expect at home.jpg)
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> I have more pics but the internet connection here is soo slow. I will post more when I have time to upload more.

Welcome home, faggot. How much of your hillbilly fuckass non-taxable income did you have to give her to actually marry your dumb ass?

Also, the last pic I saw of Isaiah he was gargling on something, but it was far from champagne.

WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU ASSHOLES BEEN?

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