# Got Out Of A Speeding Ticket
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-out-of-a-speeding-ticket/67835
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [May 15, 2009, 7:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-out-of-a-speeding-ticket/67835 "2009-05-15T07:36:17Z")
**Posts on this page:** 19
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@SpenceSpeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SpenceSpeed)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2009, 7:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-out-of-a-speeding-ticket/67835/1 "2009-05-15T07:36:17Z")
Having a pretty crappy morning, heading to work on the 400. Look in my rearview mirror and see a trooper behind me with his lights on. Check my speed, 85. I say fuck it and speed-up to 100. After about a mile I think to myself WTF am i doing. So i pull over. Trooper comes up to car and asks for license and reg. I hand it to him. Then he asks me why i sped up when he was behind me with his lights on. I told him that 3 years ago my wife ran off with a state trooper and i thought he (the cop) was bringing her back. He grinned, handed me my license and reg and said “have a nice day sir”.
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### Author:  [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2009, 7:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-out-of-a-speeding-ticket/67835/2 "2009-05-15T07:36:59Z")
:lol: :tup:
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### Author:  [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2009, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-out-of-a-speeding-ticket/67835/3 "2009-05-15T07:38:09Z")
That joke is so old it used to involve a cop on horseback and a stagecoach.
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### Author:  [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2009, 7:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-out-of-a-speeding-ticket/67835/4 "2009-05-15T07:41:11Z")
This should really be in the Lame/Hack Joke thread.
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### Author:  [@somedude](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/somedude)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2009, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-out-of-a-speeding-ticket/67835/5 "2009-05-15T07:47:32Z")
I thought it was funny
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### Author:  [@ShiftDead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShiftDead)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2009, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-out-of-a-speeding-ticket/67835/6 "2009-05-15T07:56:26Z")
Made me laugh lol
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### Author:  [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2009, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-out-of-a-speeding-ticket/67835/7 "2009-05-15T07:58:38Z")
I see no pr0n!
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### Author:  [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2009, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-out-of-a-speeding-ticket/67835/8 "2009-05-15T08:00:40Z")
> [@somedude](#):
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> I thought it was funny
LoL Me too
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### Author:  [@FabesVW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FabesVW)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2009, 9:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-out-of-a-speeding-ticket/67835/9 "2009-05-15T09:11:14Z")
That worked?! How the hell did I not get out of a ticket for running a red light!?
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### Author:  [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2009, 9:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-out-of-a-speeding-ticket/67835/10 "2009-05-15T09:12:07Z")
> [@FabesVW](#):
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> That worked?! How the hell did I not get out of a ticket for running a red light!?
sigggggghhhhhhhhhh
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2009, 9:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-out-of-a-speeding-ticket/67835/11 "2009-05-15T09:12:39Z")
^ lol
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### Author:  [@FabesVW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FabesVW)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2009, 9:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-out-of-a-speeding-ticket/67835/12 "2009-05-15T09:32:51Z")
I thought it was a joke that actually worked assholes!
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### Author:  [@Afrank45](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Afrank45)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2009, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-out-of-a-speeding-ticket/67835/13 "2009-05-15T09:35:40Z")
i lolled
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### Author:  [@Rsnake91](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rsnake91)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2009, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-out-of-a-speeding-ticket/67835/14 "2009-05-15T09:40:34Z")
rofl.
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### Author:  [@slow84ta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slow84ta)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2009, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-out-of-a-speeding-ticket/67835/15 "2009-05-15T10:33:46Z")
:lol:
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### Author:  [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2009, 11:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-out-of-a-speeding-ticket/67835/16 "2009-05-15T11:10:22Z")
awsome ahahah
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### Author:  [@rdandy5875](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rdandy5875)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2009, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-out-of-a-speeding-ticket/67835/17 "2009-05-15T11:18:38Z")
> [@FabesVW](#):
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> That worked?! How the hell did I not get out of a ticket for running a red light!?
That makes up for the one I got out of the other day on bailey, in the hood…Cop was like GTF out of here white boy…
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### Author:  [@Wahoo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wahoo)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2009, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-out-of-a-speeding-ticket/67835/18 "2009-05-15T11:47:50Z")
:lol:
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### Author:  [@Mr\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr_T)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2009, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-out-of-a-speeding-ticket/67835/19 "2009-05-15T11:52:37Z")
I thought you were gonna say you showed him all of your porn collections lol.