# great google finds
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-google-finds/242192
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [February 17, 2009, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-google-finds/242192 "2009-02-17T08:38:59Z")
**Posts on this page:** 12
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### Author:  [@smithsteg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smithsteg)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2009, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-google-finds/242192/1 "2009-02-17T08:38:59Z")
[http://i.gizmodo.com/5152141/google-proves-humanity-is-sick-and-sad-yet-absolutely-hilarious](http://i.gizmodo.com/5152141/google-proves-humanity-is-sick-and-sad-yet-absolutely-hilarious)
hahah try some of them
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### Author:  [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2009, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-google-finds/242192/2 "2009-02-17T10:31:36Z")
lol awesome
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### Author:  [@GTI\_Starr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GTI_Starr)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2009, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-google-finds/242192/3 "2009-02-17T12:42:30Z")
nice! lol i love the “why do indians smell” one LOL
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 5:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-google-finds/242192/4 "2009-02-18T05:00:14Z")
hahah I found some too…
why won’t she **swallow** :732,000
Where the F **is santa** : 65,400,000
i want to be **anorexic** : 1,440,000
i want to be **anorexic again** :2,410,000
girlfriend wont **leave** : 12,900,000
girlfriend wont **put out** : 822,000
how do I **give good head** : 19,500,000 \<- bitches need more practice.
hahah this is fun
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### Author:  [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 6:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-google-finds/242192/5 "2009-02-18T06:27:43Z")
286,000: I would like to extend you an invitation to the pants party (at Jason’s house, in Jason’s pants).
that is all.
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### Author:  [@GTI\_Starr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GTI_Starr)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-google-finds/242192/6 "2009-02-18T07:08:54Z")
how do i give myself an enema 695,000 results WTF?
how do i give myself an abortion 3,730,000 results :wierd
how do i give myself a wedgie 109,000 results LOL
how do i give myself a black eye 1,170,000 results :lol
how do i give myself a facial 5,090,000 results :rofl NICE
this is amusing… LOL
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-google-finds/242192/7 "2009-02-18T08:21:42Z")
hahaha, excellent!
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-google-finds/242192/8 "2009-02-18T10:56:28Z")
hahahaahha the wedgie one. lol
I did this all day… funny shit.
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### Author:  [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-google-finds/242192/9 "2009-02-18T11:46:58Z")
I pooped a hammer 837,000
I think my sisters cute 4,040,000
My dad is a woman 20,000,000
hondas are garbage 1,040,000
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2009, 5:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-google-finds/242192/10 "2009-02-19T05:03:55Z")
is it wrong to sleep with your cousin: 9,380,000
is it wrong to like your cousin: 26,400,000
Glad to see out of the the 26million people who think their cousin is sexy, only 9 milllion want to take it up a notch.
I peed in the pool and liked it: 758,000
I peed in your pool: 435,000
Why did I poop green:4,200,000
why can I have a bowl movement: 269,000
how do i grow an afro: 2,005,000
how do girls get wet: 1,210,000
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### Author:  [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2009, 6:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-google-finds/242192/11 "2009-02-19T06:24:19Z")
> [@FS: 1995 Geo Prizm (aka toyota corolla) $600](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1995-geo-prizm-aka-toyota-corolla-600/14306/5):
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> [Google Proves Humanity Is Sick and Sad, Yet Absolutely Hilarious](http://i.gizmodo.com/5152141/google-proves-humanity-is-sick-and-sad-yet-absolutely-hilarious)
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> hahah try some of them
:haha 7,120,000: **Why do I have** to pee so much? One of those 7,120,000 was def. you Sean. You always have to pee when we go some where you worse then a female with that. HaHaHa
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### Author:  [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2009, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-google-finds/242192/12 "2009-02-19T11:15:22Z")
• 2,890,000: **I smeel like** poop.
- 338,000: **I have a big** bag of crabs here. :lmao
• 1,060,000: **Sex is for** making babies and revenge.
• 783,000: **I have one** testicle.
• 320,000: **I have three** testicles :ninja
If the guys with 3 shared that would be no searches for the one three testicle department and half for the one.