# Great Lakes AqUa Gold Mining Corp.
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-lakes-aqua-gold-mining-corp/216035
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [August 30, 2011, 3:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-lakes-aqua-gold-mining-corp/216035 "2011-08-30T15:15:05Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2011, 3:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-lakes-aqua-gold-mining-corp/216035/1 "2011-08-30T15:15:05Z")
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That’s right ladies and gentlemen. This is your chance to get in deep on the ground floor on one of the newest trends in mining. We are proud to announce that we are open to all investors and offer the opportunity to become a part of what we are calling “AqUa Mining”! The process is very similar to other forms of mining in that we employ heavy earth moving equipment and water, both key elements to a sucessful gold mining operation.
After a couple weeks seeing the very popular TV show “Gold Rush Alaska” on the Discovery Network, and with the recent spike in world gold prices, it became shockingly clear that we are sitting atop one of the greatest money making opportunities in the northeast, possibly the world! If you were frequent watchers of this show you can see just how easy it was for a small group of hard working, poorly edumacated, short tempered, inexperienced miners to bring home the bacon to their families, relatives, and investors. Now you too can become part of the action and excitement!
At this point, we have already invested just shy of a quarter million dollars in heavy equipment but it won’t be long before we hit the mother load and strike it rich! We haven’t gotten permission from any local, state, or federal agencies to perform this type of mining but we’re confident that once they see what’s going on, they’ll have little interest in having any involvement whatsoever. That being said, this is a cash cow operation with nothing but upside!
We have already hired on some current nyspeed members to head up our crack management team. _Here’s a short list of the officers:_
**ONYXZ32:** Public relations (The face of the company)
**JimShorts:** Sales and finance (Who could say “No” to a Mercedes)
**Choda:** Equipment Manager (Had some early trouble as he has already ruined two sets of dump truck tires doing burnouts down the beach)
**Jack:** Transportation (Four wheel drive vehicle great for bringing clients and catered products down to the site)
**ZPhatZ:** Head of Food Services (Hungry guys need a quick vehicle to bring short orders of Asian delicacies to the site)
**Bing:** Working on a spot for him
**Newman:** Entertainment Director (Eventually we figure we’re gonna need someone to jump off of shit to distract the attention of law enforcement from what we’re doing)
As far as results go so far, we have had our share of trouble as most start up companies do. We’ve moved a couple thousand cubic yards of material but have a nagging problem with the lake water. Seems every time we scoop a bucket, the damn water keeps rushing back into the hole. We see this as a short term problem with a long term solution. We think if we simply plug up all the tributaries to Lake Erie, especially those other damn great lakes, we should be able to drop the water level enough to be able to see some gold. Again, a couple people may have some problem with this but once they see how much “yellow cash” is coming out of this venture, they’ll quickly see the benefits…and probably jump right on board!! Hey, if you watched the TV show you can see that there’ll be some problems, but then the gold just comes a rollin’ in!
We’re making an introductory offer to the first 1,000 investors. Simply send a cash sum in the amount of $ 10,000.00 (small bills, 50’s and 20’s please), to a local PO Box number which will be made public in the next 2-3 days, in a plain unmarked brown envelope with no return address. This will secure you as one of the first people at the table for what promises to be the investment of the century! This PO Box will not be in some far away country in Africa or the far east, but right in your own back yard, with an ambiguous e-mail address that you can communicate with to see how your investment is blossoming! Don’t wait, act now and reserve your place in history!!
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### Author:  [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2011, 3:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-lakes-aqua-gold-mining-corp/216035/2 "2011-08-30T15:20:38Z")
Oops. Sorry. Image didn’t take. Maybe Bing can be head of IT.
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### Author:  [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2011, 3:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-lakes-aqua-gold-mining-corp/216035/3 "2011-08-30T15:29:45Z")
you really typed all of that?
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### Author:  [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2011, 3:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-lakes-aqua-gold-mining-corp/216035/4 "2011-08-30T15:36:05Z")
> [@Anonymity](#):
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> you really typed all of that?
Easier than you think. With great power comes great responsibility. Are you in?
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### Author:  [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2011, 3:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-lakes-aqua-gold-mining-corp/216035/5 "2011-08-30T15:36:46Z")
LoL story behind picture?
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### Author:  [@sobo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sobo)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2011, 3:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-lakes-aqua-gold-mining-corp/216035/6 "2011-08-30T15:41:29Z")
No lol.
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### Author:  [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2011, 3:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-lakes-aqua-gold-mining-corp/216035/7 "2011-08-30T15:46:17Z")
I’ve already mined that area,just a FYI.
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### Author:  [@Mike93](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike93)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2011, 3:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-lakes-aqua-gold-mining-corp/216035/8 "2011-08-30T15:48:43Z")
I’m in. I can do logos and any artwork needed for promotions. Also, if anything needs to be engineered, as an Industrial Designer I can make sure it doesn’t look like shit. I work great in teams, and I’m incredibly handsome.
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### Author:  [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2011, 4:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-lakes-aqua-gold-mining-corp/216035/9 "2011-08-30T16:11:31Z")
I wish I had this much time on my hands…more importantly is Dawn going to have any part of the food services? Sandwiches would be a great addition!
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### Author:  [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2011, 4:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-lakes-aqua-gold-mining-corp/216035/10 "2011-08-30T16:26:02Z")
> [@bobbyg1243](#):
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> I wish I had this much time on my hands…more importantly is Dawn going to have any part of the food services? Sandwiches would be a great addition!
We may need someone to supply on site living quarters. Send your deposit and you’re in.
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### Author:  [@misteroman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/misteroman)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2011, 4:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-lakes-aqua-gold-mining-corp/216035/11 "2011-08-30T16:28:31Z")
ill be in since you’ll need someone to sell the gold!
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### Author:  [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2011, 5:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-lakes-aqua-gold-mining-corp/216035/12 "2011-08-30T17:03:53Z")
> [@1QIKZ](#):
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> We may need someone to supply on site living quarters. Send your deposit and you’re in.
Dawn could work for ZPHATZ. I can’t bump him from head of his position, he might go all Bruce Lee on me and shit!
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> [@misteroman$$$](#):
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> ill be in since you’ll need someone to sell the gold!
Already thinking about Airport Plaza Jewelers. They offered to let me target practice the chicken if they could broker.
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Clever Construction…no sense of humor.
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### Author:  [@Jeller](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeller)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2011, 5:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-lakes-aqua-gold-mining-corp/216035/13 "2011-08-30T17:15:01Z")
You have entirely too much time on your hands.
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### Author:  [@gonzo891](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/gonzo891)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2011, 5:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-lakes-aqua-gold-mining-corp/216035/14 "2011-08-30T17:25:48Z")
look at NYS gold laws it will make you sad. all gold found in the state of NY belongs to the state of NY
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### Author:  [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-lakes-aqua-gold-mining-corp/216035/15 "2011-08-30T17:41:25Z")
> [@gonzo891](#):
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> look at NYS gold laws it will make you sad. all gold found in the state of NY belongs to the state of NY
what doesn’t belong to NYS? They already own my ass.
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### Author:  [@misteroman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/misteroman)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2011, 5:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-lakes-aqua-gold-mining-corp/216035/16 "2011-08-30T17:46:31Z")
I’ve bought soooo much stuff from people that took it to A.P.J. first then sold to me lol
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### Author:  [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2011, 6:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-lakes-aqua-gold-mining-corp/216035/17 "2011-08-30T18:13:08Z")
> [@misteroman$$$](#):
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> I’ve bought soooo much stuff from people that took it to A.P.J. first then sold to me lol
Yeah, I honestly can’t stand their ad campaigns or their friggin jingles. Guess that’s the point of advertising.
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### Author:  [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2011, 6:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-lakes-aqua-gold-mining-corp/216035/18 "2011-08-30T18:39:37Z")
wtf is this shit charles?
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### Author:  [@Jskrapper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jskrapper)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2011, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-lakes-aqua-gold-mining-corp/216035/19 "2011-08-30T20:40:23Z")
I would like a job please. I am very outspoken and like to strike women.
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### Author:  [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-lakes-aqua-gold-mining-corp/216035/20 "2011-08-30T20:48:11Z")
> [@Minglor](#):
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> wtf is this shit charles?
Stole the words out of my mouth.
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