# Great Sex Postion names **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 18, 2004, 2:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-sex-postion-names/167772 "2004-07-18T02:57:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 2:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-sex-postion-names/167772/1 "2004-07-18T02:57:46Z")
Ken and Barbie style - Neither partner is allowed to bend at the elbows or knees. Doggie style - The man attempts to do the impossible. Froggie style - Male and female partners in large spa. Male attempts to fertilise female using only the water as a transmission medium. For couples who don’t like each other much any more. Fish style - same as Froggie style, but neither partner may use their arms or legs. Mummy and Daddy Love Each Other Very Much, And Hug Each Other in A Special Way style - The only position in this list you won’t be embarrassed to tell the kids about when they’re five. Style style - Sex with a Vogue Living editor. Crouch position - Each partner crouches down on the ground, then simultaneously leaps up, and attempts to couple whilst in mid-air. Couch position - Same as the crouch position, but starting at opposite ends of the living room couch. Ouch position - Usual outcome of the crouch position. Lazy Susan style - Susan goes to sleep. Russian style - Partners queue for hours for enough vodka to make each other look attractive. Nostrodamus sex - Any encounter that comes as a complete surprise. Osama Bin Laden’s position - If you know this position, please contact the FBI for your $25 million reward. Bank style - Screw the customers. Missionary position - Each partner kneels and prays. Stealth style - Hide in a box, sneak around a corner, just as long as she doesn’t see you coming. Antonio Brown Matrix Style - - th partners put on sunglasses, and dress in black. They then fly around the room and run on walls in slow motion. D Seebs Marathon Style - A 3 day event featuring such events as the 23-Second-Dash, the ‘Backseat-of-the-car’ Relay and the Condom Toss D Seebs Under the Bed Style - Just as fun as on top of the bed! D Seebs “Lets Get it On” Style - One partner continously sings “Lets Get It On” by Marvin Gaye D Seebs Praying Mantis Style - When you’re done somebody gets eaten… Sleeping with Seattle Lazy Susan Style (Advanced) - Intercourse while spinning at high speed Sleeping with Seattle Carnival Style - You must be this tall to ride. Sleeping with Seattle Yoda Style - The mind trick must you use, if nookie you want Boinking In Boston Ninja Style - I go in, I go out, you never know I was there. Boinking In Boston Alaskan Style - Actually not a lot of style here, just lots of guys with blue ballz Alone in Anchorage Discovery Channel Style - Do it with the Croc Hunter filming you Danny H. R-Rated Movie on Free-To-Air Television Style - he woman feigns excitement, the man is unable to display an erection- a few seconds later, it’s over and everyone starts thinking about products. millard filmore Microsoft Style - rgasm causes fatal exception resulting in blue screen of death. Robespierre Mullet John Ashcroft Style - nvolves reading other people’s mail until climax. Robespierre Mullet Sloth Style - oreplay is done over a period of weeks while hanging from a tree. Robespierre Mullet QWERTY Style - exual intercourt atop a keyboard. Experience the rush of orgasm while flooding your favorite chat room. Robespierre Mullet Predator Style - Dress in warpaint and hide in the bushes before your partnet gets home from work. Then as they walk by, jump out screaming and have at it! D Seebs Snob Style - At the height of passion, start name dropping. Mad Gorgon Bullshit artist sex - ook I’ve liked you for a while now and I’m so happy to be lying here with you but I would love to get your phone number so I can call you and we can go out sometime. C.W. Hague Canadian style - Find a place with snow, (or go into a walk in freezer in a pinch), boink till you have frostbite, run inside and sizzle up some Canadian bacon during the afterglow… Mike Thomas Batman Style - Dress up in costume with mask, activate utility belt full of useful “gadgets”, hang by your feet from roof. Guaranteed to get a rush of blood to the head. (sidekick optional) Mad Gorgon Cowboy style - Once you’ve engaged in intercourse tell her that her sister is a better bonk than her and see if you can hang on for eight seconds! Simon T Ultra Light - Put wings on your lawnmower. Chase each other on the runway and attempt airborne intimacy. Mister Cue Decathlon style - any ten of the above in any order you choose Prez GFish DJ Style - For those not into S&M but R&B. You feel the drumming of music, see lights flashing before your eyes, your body covered in sweat, and you’re thirsty but a bottle of water is $10!!! Contraception? The rhythm method of course! Warning - you could slip your disc doing this one. mad gorgon Snail Mail Style - Like cyber-sex and phone-sex, but through the postal service. Takes a little longer, and both partners seem to lose intrest after a while. D Seebs Plumber position - you stay in all day and still no one comes. indy Going solo postition - ttempting to mate while drinking lemonade Will Harrison Mullet style - - er a hard day of diesel engine repair, it’s nice to come home to a little business in front, and party in the back. Thin-King Man Necrophiliac postion - climb on and get get off all while the partner is asleep. Alice Astraea Jedi Knight Style - Put on a glow in the dark condom. Breathe very heavily and insist your partner joins the dark side. If partner refuses then the lightsaber fight starts. Doin’ it DownUnder Saloon Style - Liquor up the front, poker round the back. Wet Willy Hoochie Style - You recognize this style when it’s like trying to throw a hotdog down a hallway. Jessica Magician Style - Propose this to a girl (or guy) and when she asks “How is that?”, you say “we have sex and then you disappear.” Master Mike Kylie style - should be so lucky Some Bozo Ozzy Osbourne Style - Start off ‘Flying High Again’ with a little ‘Sweet Leaf’. Get out your ‘Iron Man’, unless you have a ‘Mr. Tinkertrain’, then you better say ‘Goodbye To Romance’ But if your mate has ‘Desire’ give it a ‘Shot In The Dark’, just make sure you don’t take the ‘Road To Nowhere’ unless you’re a bum pirate or trying not to make any ‘Crazy Babies’. Just remember while you shag like a couple of ‘War Pigs’ that you give fair warning by yelling ‘Mama, I’m Coming Home’! Doli Capax Quantum position - One of you hides in a box with Schrodingers cat, the other decides how you’re having sex before opening the box to prove it. Merv McKibben Microsoft Windows 98 style - Everyone gets screwed. It is reported to log file 000alep9721#.txt Dex Prime Minister Howard style - you don’t know how, but people are getting screwed…your minister for defence has all the details. Dex Doggy style - where the girl rolls over and the guy begs. Jane Mckinnon Nike style - Just do it Woodsie Microsoft style - Do the same position everyweek but insist to your partner that its new and improved. Robert Nineteen Hillbilly style - sorta like doggie style just have your clothes hanging off your knees and leave your boots on. Heather C. Dolphin style - You’re goin doggy style. You skillfully pretend you slip and then try the rear entry. She turns her head with a frightened look saying uh uh… uh uh Marty Enz Big Mac - put a quarter pounder between her buns. Andi Leach Propellor-style - it allows you to feel the sensation with a twist Delilah Cabrera Diet style - Looks the same, smells the same, but just somehow aint the same. Bill Frigid Style - You lay there he lays there and nothing happens. Kylie collins Any style, as long as no body feels “shafted”. marsha cody Job interview style - you lie, cheat and pretend to be someone else to get in. lyrebird Alien abduction style - Wait til they are asleep…then swoop and probe lyrebird Construction style - Take what’s old and redo it to perfection. Kay Daye Hughes Math Class - Subtract the clothes, Add a bed, Divide the legs, and Multiply. Chester Graham Drunken sailor style - Morale goes up, skill goes down Golfish Poodle Boy Godfather Style - Wearing concrete slippers and with a horse’s head in the bed. And you don’t mess with the family. Andy The 96 - You sit back to back and fart on each other’s heads Kyle Reinke Contortionism style - oing it anyway possible in a 2’x 2’x 3’ box. NeonButterfly\_Cyanide The Rodeo Position - You mount your girl from behind as you would a horse, reach around and grab her breasts, then whisper in her ear “Hey, these feel just like your sisters!!” Then you see if you can stay on for 15 seconds wihtout getting thrown off!! Racinruss Maths (Advanced) - To teach a girl maths subtract her clothes, divide her legs and square root her. joc brown Gatorade Style - Where your have to ask the question, “Is it in you?” The Duke of York Cliff position - Gently push partner to edge of cliff while doing it, she will DEFINITLY push back. Tracy Cawkwell Jiff style - choosy moms choose Jiff. Gecy Iceiminger Self-actualization style - Scream your own name when you come. modar md Hamster Style - Wrap her up in sellotape first. Sexy Enrique Ethiopian Style - You can be sure she’ll swallow! Marshall C Porno style - Do it in front of a camera. Goldfish Poodle Boy Porno style (advanced) - Do it in front of a camera without her knowing. Then tell her. Count how many teeth you lose in the process. Goldfish Poodle Boy Sporty Sex - The female partner attempts to make love to the male partner while he is watching his favourite sport. Need imaginative girlfriend. Flexibility a plus. Captain Radar Lifestyle Programe Style - Do it yourself. Goldfish Poodle Boy Pringles style - Once you pop, you can’t stop. Shaq Hallway Sex - As you pass each other down the hallway, you face each other and say “get fucked”. frank stef Pool Style - Take your stick and push the balls around untill you get something in the hole. J Spence Scream style - The guy puts on a scary mask and cape and stabs her from behind. Ladies Man Golfer style - You could go par with 18 holes if you carefully choose your club justin compton Vancouver Canucks Style - Just like the hockey team, you always try to “come from behind” Dean Johnson Blonde Style - Have your girlfriend say “like” “like” “like” the whole time. Some Namelessfool Prince Charles style - You screw your wife, and then immediately phone the other woman Woody Allen Chicken style - Peck round till you find a big cock. CJT Drummer position - Whack it hard with your big stick Drummer Boy Waitress style - Get hit on by 25 guys a night, and go home with the guy that doesn’t. Gina C Kama Sutra Style - Have sex while reading a book . . . about having sex (possibly while reading a book). Goldfish Poodle Boy Door Knob style - Everyone gets a turn. chloe Bouncer/doorman style - Ask your partner for ID. If they don’t have any, they ain’t comin’ in! Loopy Kat Cantonese Style - Can’t support any weight on your knees. Niclas Roberts Politician Style - Similar to Job Interview Style in that you lie and cheat to get in but, by the time you’ve finished everyone’s been screwed. N. Thompson 68 style - Some one is missing. scott quick The 6.9 - A great position screwed up by a period. scott quick Village town bicycle style - Everyone gets a ride. Kreg Minute Man Cup of Sugar position - Standing up back to back. Then invite next door neighbours in. sid stepehnson Guitarist Style - Play a riff with your girl until she gets of your blistering ‘solo’ and leaves. DOODY PIE President Bush Style - Join up with Dick, get elected then screw everyone. DOODY PIE Casino Style - Liquor up front, poker in the rear chris c Osama style - Root with no bush. wanna root 99 Style - Take aging secret agent from behind. Donk Ing Missionary Position (Advanced) - You stay at home and he buggers off to Africa manky Orange Genital Style - Sit at home alone on the couch with a Playboy, a Swimsuit Video, and a big bag of “Cheesy-puffs”. scott quick Super Couple - Have the man siting on the ground and the woman ties a bungee on her hands and jumps down from a high platform on the man. Quite sensational. Beware of female’s targeting system!!! Super Girl Don’t wake dad style - Screw your girlfriend while trying not to wake her dad who’s boozed out on the couch beside you. Some Bozo Titanic Style - Sink in to your boyfriend’s crotch Mi Se Chang Military Style - The woman extends her rear end and bends forward. The man enters jumps inside a cannon and launches towards the woman. Extremely exciting! Creative Mind Something Seedy - Do what the greenies have always dreamed of. Goldfish Poodle Boy 75.9 - 69 + 10% GST. Goldfish Poodle Boy Iowa Style-In the cornfields Wanna Screw me? everybodys hugging! latoya smith Gorskys Style. Neither couple can stop laughing throughout the proceedings although no one is really sure why. Andre K Camping style - Come on her legs and let the flies do the rest. ian mac Dog In A Bathtub - Mount partner from behind similar to doggy, then insert testicles as well. It’s just about as easy as trying to get a dog in a bathtub. dirty sanchez Pearl Harbour Style - he lays down on Sunday morning and she sneaks up and blows the hell out of him. Max Politovskii Crouching Tiger Style - She gets on all fours, starts growling and he feeds her the meat. Max Politovskii Butterface Style - You’ve just been to the pub, you picked up a girl, you start banging her, then you start to sober-up and you think shes allright, but her face… (Usually involves the search for a paper bag.) Mayhem Make Believe style - You lie in bed at night imagining the things you never did with your ex, and then proceed to tell people you did them. jeremy tritt Dungeons & Dragons Style - Roll d20. Subtract your ‘To Hit Armour Class 0’. Multiply by d6 for insertion ratio. Cross-reference your Constitution score and Dexterity with your Tumbling Skill. If the score is higher than 20, you had sex. A Backroom Geek Chemical Engineer style - Do it in packed beds Matt B Maths Style - Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply. Shaun D Spaghetti style - Have your partner eat your meatballs je double F jo Twin Towers - Lean your partner on a wall while hittin’ her until both of ya’ll fall (requires strong legs). Chill chill will S.A.S. Style - In and out in three minutes without her knowing Rick Anderson The Tea-cup - Get a cup of tea, and drink it whilst it is placed on your partner’s forehead whilst going at it. Very difficult to do if she is moaning about. So better not make it too hot! Ryan Riley Married in the hall sex - Every once in a while, meet each other in the hall and say “F@%ck you.” Jaime ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 3:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-sex-postion-names/167772/2 "2004-07-18T03:14:58Z")
shaggy style - hitting it from beind with a fat man with no hair. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 3:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-sex-postion-names/167772/3 "2004-07-18T03:31:21Z")
mike style - Not getting laid, even when paying for it. ---
**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-sex-postion-names/167772/4 "2004-07-18T07:56:52Z")
bobbystyle- in the back seat of a tinted out g-body ---
**Author:** ![bobby311](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bobby311/32/5971_2.png) [@bobby311](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bobby311)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 9:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-sex-postion-names/167772/5 "2004-07-18T09:15:19Z")
> [@Shaggy](#): > > Ken and Barbie style - Neither partner is allowed to bend at the elbows or knees. > Doggie style - The man attempts to do the impossible. > Froggie style - Male and female partners in large spa. Male attempts to fertilise female using only the water as a transmission medium. For couples who don’t like each other much any more. > Fish style - same as Froggie style, but neither partner may use their arms or legs. > Mummy and Daddy Love Each Other Very Much, And Hug Each Other in A Special Way style - The only position in this list you won’t be embarrassed to tell the kids about when they’re five. > Style style - Sex with a Vogue Living editor. > Crouch position - Each partner crouches down on the ground, then simultaneously leaps up, and attempts to couple whilst in mid-air. > Couch position - Same as the crouch position, but starting at opposite ends of the living room couch. > Ouch position - Usual outcome of the crouch position. > Lazy Susan style - Susan goes to sleep. > Russian style - Partners queue for hours for enough vodka to make each other look attractive. > Nostrodamus sex - Any encounter that comes as a complete surprise. > Osama Bin Laden’s position - If you know this position, please contact the FBI for your $25 million reward. > Bank style - Screw the customers. > Missionary position - Each partner kneels and prays. > > Stealth style - Hide in a box, sneak around a corner, just as long as she doesn’t see you coming. > Antonio Brown > Matrix Style - - th partners put on sunglasses, and dress in black. They then fly around the room and run on walls in slow motion. > D Seebs > Marathon Style - A 3 day event featuring such events as the 23-Second-Dash, the ‘Backseat-of-the-car’ Relay and the Condom Toss > D Seebs > Under the Bed Style - Just as fun as on top of the bed! > D Seebs > “Lets Get it On” Style - One partner continously sings “Lets Get It On” by Marvin Gaye > D Seebs > Praying Mantis Style - When you’re done somebody gets eaten… > Sleeping with Seattle > Lazy Susan Style (Advanced) - Intercourse while spinning at high speed > Sleeping with Seattle > Carnival Style - You must be this tall to ride. > Sleeping with Seattle > Yoda Style - The mind trick must you use, if nookie you want > Boinking In Boston > Ninja Style - I go in, I go out, you never know I was there. > Boinking In Boston > Alaskan Style - Actually not a lot of style here, just lots of guys with blue ballz > Alone in Anchorage > Discovery Channel Style - Do it with the Croc Hunter filming you > Danny H. > R-Rated Movie on Free-To-Air Television Style - he woman feigns excitement, the man is unable to display an erection- a few seconds later, it’s over and everyone starts thinking about products. > millard filmore > Microsoft Style - rgasm causes fatal exception resulting in blue screen of death. > Robespierre Mullet > John Ashcroft Style - nvolves reading other people’s mail until climax. > Robespierre Mullet > Sloth Style - oreplay is done over a period of weeks while hanging from a tree. > Robespierre Mullet > QWERTY Style - exual intercourt atop a keyboard. Experience the rush of orgasm while flooding your favorite chat room. > Robespierre Mullet > Predator Style - Dress in warpaint and hide in the bushes before your partnet gets home from work. Then as they walk by, jump out screaming and have at it! > D Seebs > Snob Style - At the height of passion, start name dropping. > Mad Gorgon > Bullshit artist sex - ook I’ve liked you for a while now and I’m so happy to be lying here with you but I would love to get your phone number so I can call you and we can go out sometime. > C.W. Hague > Canadian style - Find a place with snow, (or go into a walk in freezer in a pinch), boink till you have frostbite, run inside and sizzle up some Canadian bacon during the afterglow… > Mike Thomas > Batman Style - Dress up in costume with mask, activate utility belt full of useful “gadgets”, hang by your feet from roof. Guaranteed to get a rush of blood to the head. (sidekick optional) > Mad Gorgon > Cowboy style - Once you’ve engaged in intercourse tell her that her sister is a better bonk than her and see if you can hang on for eight seconds! > Simon T > Ultra Light - Put wings on your lawnmower. Chase each other on the runway and attempt airborne intimacy. > Mister Cue > Decathlon style - any ten of the above in any order you choose > Prez GFish > DJ Style - For those not into S&M but R&B. You feel the drumming of music, see lights flashing before your eyes, your body covered in sweat, and you’re thirsty but a bottle of water is $10!!! Contraception? The rhythm method of course! Warning - you could slip your disc doing this one. > mad gorgon > Snail Mail Style - Like cyber-sex and phone-sex, but through the postal service. Takes a little longer, and both partners seem to lose intrest after a while. > D Seebs > Plumber position - you stay in all day and still no one comes. > indy > Going solo postition - ttempting to mate while drinking lemonade > Will Harrison > Mullet style - - er a hard day of diesel engine repair, it’s nice to come home to a little business in front, and party in the back. > Thin-King Man > Necrophiliac postion - climb on and get get off all while the partner is asleep. > Alice Astraea > Jedi Knight Style - Put on a glow in the dark condom. Breathe very heavily and insist your partner joins the dark side. If partner refuses then the lightsaber fight starts. > Doin’ it DownUnder > Saloon Style - Liquor up the front, poker round the back. > Wet Willy > Hoochie Style - You recognize this style when it’s like trying to throw a hotdog down a hallway. > Jessica > Magician Style - Propose this to a girl (or guy) and when she asks “How is that?”, you say “we have sex and then you disappear.” > Master Mike > Kylie style - should be so lucky > Some Bozo > Ozzy Osbourne Style - Start off ‘Flying High Again’ with a little ‘Sweet Leaf’. Get out your ‘Iron Man’, unless you have a ‘Mr. Tinkertrain’, then you better say ‘Goodbye To Romance’ But if your mate has ‘Desire’ give it a ‘Shot In The Dark’, just make sure you don’t take the ‘Road To Nowhere’ unless you’re a bum pirate or trying not to make any ‘Crazy Babies’. Just remember while you shag like a couple of ‘War Pigs’ that you give fair warning by yelling ‘Mama, I’m Coming Home’! > Doli Capax > Quantum position - One of you hides in a box with Schrodingers cat, the other decides how you’re having sex before opening the box to prove it. > Merv McKibben > Microsoft Windows 98 style - Everyone gets screwed. It is reported to log file 000alep9721#.txt > Dex > Prime Minister Howard style - you don’t know how, but people are getting screwed…your minister for defence has all the details. > Dex > Doggy style - where the girl rolls over and the guy begs. > Jane Mckinnon > Nike style - Just do it > Woodsie > Microsoft style - Do the same position everyweek but insist to your partner that its new and improved. > Robert Nineteen > Hillbilly style - sorta like doggie style just have your clothes hanging off your knees and leave your boots on. > Heather C. > Dolphin style - You’re goin doggy style. You skillfully pretend you slip and then try the rear entry. She turns her head with a frightened look saying uh uh… uh uh > Marty Enz > Big Mac - put a quarter pounder between her buns. > Andi Leach > Propellor-style - it allows you to feel the sensation with a twist > Delilah Cabrera > Diet style - Looks the same, smells the same, but just somehow aint the same. > Bill > Frigid Style - You lay there he lays there and nothing happens. > Kylie collins > Any style, as long as no body feels “shafted”. > marsha cody > Job interview style - you lie, cheat and pretend to be someone else to get in. > lyrebird > Alien abduction style - Wait til they are asleep…then swoop and probe > lyrebird > Construction style - Take what’s old and redo it to perfection. > Kay Daye Hughes > Math Class - Subtract the clothes, Add a bed, Divide the legs, and Multiply. > Chester Graham > Drunken sailor style - Morale goes up, skill goes down > Golfish Poodle Boy > Godfather Style - Wearing concrete slippers and with a horse’s head in the bed. And you don’t mess with the family. > Andy > The 96 - You sit back to back and fart on each other’s heads > Kyle Reinke > Contortionism style - oing it anyway possible in a 2’x 2’x 3’ box. > NeonButterfly\_Cyanide > The Rodeo Position - You mount your girl from behind as you would a horse, reach around and grab her breasts, then whisper in her ear “Hey, these feel just like your sisters!!” Then you see if you can stay on for 15 seconds wihtout getting thrown off!! > Racinruss > Maths (Advanced) - To teach a girl maths subtract her clothes, divide her legs and square root her. > joc brown > Gatorade Style - Where your have to ask the question, “Is it in you?” > The Duke of York > Cliff position - Gently push partner to edge of cliff while doing it, she will DEFINITLY push back. > Tracy Cawkwell > Jiff style - choosy moms choose Jiff. > Gecy Iceiminger > Self-actualization style - Scream your own name when you come. > modar md > Hamster Style - Wrap her up in sellotape first. > Sexy Enrique > Ethiopian Style - You can be sure she’ll swallow! > Marshall C > Porno style - Do it in front of a camera. > Goldfish Poodle Boy > Porno style (advanced) - Do it in front of a camera without her knowing. Then tell her. Count how many teeth you lose in the process. > Goldfish Poodle Boy > Sporty Sex - The female partner attempts to make love to the male partner while he is watching his favourite sport. Need imaginative girlfriend. Flexibility a plus. > Captain Radar > Lifestyle Programe Style - Do it yourself. > Goldfish Poodle Boy > Pringles style - Once you pop, you can’t stop. > Shaq > Hallway Sex - As you pass each other down the hallway, you face each other and say “get fucked”. > frank stef > Pool Style - Take your stick and push the balls around untill you get something in the hole. > J Spence > Scream style - The guy puts on a scary mask and cape and stabs her from behind. > Ladies Man > Golfer style - You could go par with 18 holes if you carefully choose your club > justin compton > Vancouver Canucks Style - Just like the hockey team, you always try to “come from behind” > Dean Johnson > Blonde Style - Have your girlfriend say “like” “like” “like” the whole time. > Some Namelessfool > > Prince Charles style - You screw your wife, and then immediately phone the other woman > Woody Allen > Chicken style - Peck round till you find a big cock. > CJT > Drummer position - Whack it hard with your big stick > Drummer Boy > Waitress style - Get hit on by 25 guys a night, and go home with the guy that doesn’t. > Gina C > Kama Sutra Style - Have sex while reading a book . . . about having sex (possibly while reading a book). > Goldfish Poodle Boy > Door Knob style - Everyone gets a turn. > chloe > Bouncer/doorman style - Ask your partner for ID. If they don’t have any, they ain’t comin’ in! > Loopy Kat > Cantonese Style - Can’t support any weight on your knees. > Niclas Roberts > Politician Style - Similar to Job Interview Style in that you lie and cheat to get in but, by the time you’ve finished everyone’s been screwed. > N. Thompson > 68 style - Some one is missing. > scott quick > The 6.9 - A great position screwed up by a period. > scott quick > Village town bicycle style - Everyone gets a ride. > Kreg Minute Man > Cup of Sugar position - Standing up back to back. Then invite next door neighbours in. > sid stepehnson > Guitarist Style - Play a riff with your girl until she gets of your blistering ‘solo’ and leaves. > DOODY PIE > President Bush Style - Join up with Dick, get elected then screw everyone. > DOODY PIE > Casino Style - Liquor up front, poker in the rear > chris c > Osama style - Root with no bush. > wanna root > 99 Style - Take aging secret agent from behind. > Donk Ing > Missionary Position (Advanced) - You stay at home and he buggers off to Africa > manky > Orange Genital Style - Sit at home alone on the couch with a Playboy, a Swimsuit Video, and a big bag of “Cheesy-puffs”. > scott quick > Super Couple - Have the man siting on the ground and the woman ties a bungee on her hands and jumps down from a high platform on the man. Quite sensational. Beware of female’s targeting system!!! > Super Girl > Don’t wake dad style - Screw your girlfriend while trying not to wake her dad who’s boozed out on the couch beside you. > Some Bozo > Titanic Style - Sink in to your boyfriend’s crotch > Mi Se Chang > Military Style - The woman extends her rear end and bends forward. The man enters jumps inside a cannon and launches towards the woman. Extremely exciting! > Creative Mind > Something Seedy - Do what the greenies have always dreamed of. > Goldfish Poodle Boy > 75.9 - 69 + 10% GST. > Goldfish Poodle Boy > Iowa Style-In the cornfields > Wanna Screw me? > everybodys hugging! > latoya smith > Gorskys Style. Neither couple can stop laughing throughout the proceedings although no one is really sure why. > Andre K > Camping style - Come on her legs and let the flies do the rest. > ian mac > Dog In A Bathtub - Mount partner from behind similar to doggy, then insert testicles as well. It’s just about as easy as trying to get a dog in a bathtub. > dirty sanchez > Pearl Harbour Style - he lays down on Sunday morning and she sneaks up and blows the hell out of him. > Max Politovskii > Crouching Tiger Style - She gets on all fours, starts growling and he feeds her the meat. > Max Politovskii > Butterface Style - You’ve just been to the pub, you picked up a girl, you start banging her, then you start to sober-up and you think shes allright, but her face… (Usually involves the search for a paper bag.) > Mayhem > Make Believe style - You lie in bed at night imagining the things you never did with your ex, and then proceed to tell people you did them. > jeremy tritt > Dungeons & Dragons Style - Roll d20. Subtract your ‘To Hit Armour Class 0’. Multiply by d6 for insertion ratio. Cross-reference your Constitution score and Dexterity with your Tumbling Skill. If the score is higher than 20, you had sex. > A Backroom Geek > Chemical Engineer style - Do it in packed beds > Matt B > Maths Style - Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply. > Shaun D > Spaghetti style - Have your partner eat your meatballs > je double F jo > Twin Towers - Lean your partner on a wall while hittin’ her until both of ya’ll fall (requires strong legs). > Chill chill will > S.A.S. Style - In and out in three minutes without her knowing > Rick Anderson > The Tea-cup - Get a cup of tea, and drink it whilst it is placed on your partner’s forehead whilst going at it. Very difficult to do if she is moaning about. So better not make it too hot! > Ryan Riley > Married in the hall sex - Every once in a while, meet each other in the hall and say “F@%ck you.” > Jaime terrible… and yea i quoted the whole fuckin thing ---
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