# great way to pick up the girls! **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 11, 2009, 2:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-way-to-pick-up-the-girls/73396 "2009-09-11T14:00:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 2:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-way-to-pick-up-the-girls/73396/1 "2009-09-11T14:00:21Z")
this is great!!! > [FONT=Arial]The story is this: a girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in Toronto ). This guy approaches her and won’t leave her alone -saying how cute she is. She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card to get rid of him. > The attached is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left. This goes down in the history books - especially the second voice mail. > After hearing them you can clearly see why she didn’t call him back - instead **she called in to the Z103.5 morning show & had them play this** **on the air.** > Ladies: He is out there… 🙂 > [/FONT] follow the link for the voicemails. [http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny](http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny) ---
**Author:** ![RedSSNA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ac8455/32.png) [@RedSSNA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedSSNA)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 2:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-way-to-pick-up-the-girls/73396/2 "2009-09-11T14:34:13Z")
Wow that guy has some issues haha ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 2:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-way-to-pick-up-the-girls/73396/3 "2009-09-11T14:40:18Z")
“Believe it or not, I’m a complete catch” “There’s nothing wrong with me” :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 2:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-way-to-pick-up-the-girls/73396/4 "2009-09-11T14:53:51Z")
LOL what a stud ---
**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 4:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-way-to-pick-up-the-girls/73396/5 "2009-09-11T16:09:54Z")
“I’m Greek” nuff said ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 4:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-way-to-pick-up-the-girls/73396/6 "2009-09-11T16:16:58Z")
God, I wish I gave this guy my number. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 6:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-way-to-pick-up-the-girls/73396/7 "2009-09-11T18:09:10Z")
Comments say its fake, a Viral Marketing skit. Still hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 6:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-way-to-pick-up-the-girls/73396/8 "2009-09-11T18:15:15Z")
Marketing what? Pepperspray? Restraining orders? ---
**Author:** ![klug](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/klug/32/5222_2.png) [@klug](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/klug)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-way-to-pick-up-the-girls/73396/9 "2009-09-11T18:45:31Z")
> [@Avatar](#): > > Marketing what? Pepperspray? Restraining orders? abortion ---
**Author:** ![klug](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/klug/32/5222_2.png) [@klug](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/klug)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-way-to-pick-up-the-girls/73396/10 "2009-09-11T19:07:05Z")
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**Author:** ![JSTANEON](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jstaneon/32/7267_2.png) [@JSTANEON](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JSTANEON)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2009, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-way-to-pick-up-the-girls/73396/11 "2009-09-12T08:13:57Z")
fuck…how did my shit get posted online. This is so embarrasing. Where did you guys get this from? ---
**Author:** ![JSTANEON](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jstaneon/32/7267_2.png) [@JSTANEON](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JSTANEON)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2009, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-way-to-pick-up-the-girls/73396/12 "2009-09-12T08:14:12Z")
fuck…how did my shit get posted online. This is so embarrasing. Where did you guys get this from? ---
**Author:** ![tour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f07891/32.png) [@tour](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tour)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2009, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-way-to-pick-up-the-girls/73396/13 "2009-09-12T08:33:04Z")
uh wow ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2009, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-way-to-pick-up-the-girls/73396/14 "2009-09-12T12:16:53Z")
Is this guy from this board? ---
**Author:** ![08GT500](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/08gt500/32/5417_2.png) [@08GT500](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/08GT500)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2009, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-way-to-pick-up-the-girls/73396/15 "2009-09-12T13:27:41Z")
It is me… ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2009, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-way-to-pick-up-the-girls/73396/16 "2009-09-12T13:34:29Z")
maybe your mom has cancer… ugh… ---
**Author:** ![klug](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/klug/32/5222_2.png) [@klug](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/klug)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2009, 5:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-way-to-pick-up-the-girls/73396/17 "2009-09-12T17:31:59Z")
Patrick Bateman has gone to Canada. ---
**Author:** ![Beck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beck/32/28683_2.png) [@Beck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Beck)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2009, 6:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-way-to-pick-up-the-girls/73396/18 "2009-09-12T18:15:46Z")
it works for me :gotme: ---
**Author:** ![skylinez07](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skylinez07/32/4993_2.png) [@skylinez07](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/skylinez07)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2009, 6:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-way-to-pick-up-the-girls/73396/19 "2009-09-12T18:27:31Z")
Lol this is so funny “i’m great in bed! Im one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him.” ---
**Author:** ![spinall4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@spinall4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/spinall4)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2009, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/great-way-to-pick-up-the-girls/73396/20 "2009-09-12T19:18:17Z")
Kinda sounded like Dos 🤣