# Grow the fuck up \[split\]
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grow-the-fuck-up-split/263482
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [April 21, 2012, 7:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grow-the-fuck-up-split/263482 "2012-04-21T07:07:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 6
### Author:  [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2012, 6:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grow-the-fuck-up-split/263482/101 "2012-04-23T06:14:07Z")
\<---- Drives a stock base RSX. Where’s my trophy for most feminine ride on shift? I was thinking like a tampon mounted to a nail file or something.
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### Author:  [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2012, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grow-the-fuck-up-split/263482/102 "2012-04-23T12:57:25Z")
Fuck that shit. I got the best chicks car. Everybody knows that EVERY trailer park chick has at one point owned a neon. Trailer park chicks put out. I WIN.
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### Author:  [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2012, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grow-the-fuck-up-split/263482/103 "2012-04-23T13:07:55Z")
I went from a Nissan sentra to a 96 Subaru legacy lesbo sled to a dodge neon to a Honda fit to the rsx. I’m amazed I haven’t sprouted a vagina yet.
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### Author:  [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2012, 1:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grow-the-fuck-up-split/263482/104 "2012-04-23T13:15:28Z")
You won’t actually grow a vagina… you just start to use your asshole for extracurricular activity.
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2012, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grow-the-fuck-up-split/263482/105 "2012-04-23T13:17:13Z")
Are prostate massages from a hot bitch considered gay?
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### Author:  [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2012, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grow-the-fuck-up-split/263482/106 "2012-04-23T13:17:58Z")
depends on if the “hot bitch” gave the massage with a penis.
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2012, 1:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grow-the-fuck-up-split/263482/107 "2012-04-23T13:22:06Z")
Index finger… no dick.
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### Author:  [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2012, 1:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grow-the-fuck-up-split/263482/108 "2012-04-23T13:22:43Z")
i’ll allow it!
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2012, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grow-the-fuck-up-split/263482/109 "2012-04-23T13:23:21Z")
:number1
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### Author:  [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2012, 2:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grow-the-fuck-up-split/263482/110 "2012-04-23T14:36:03Z")
Banging A tranny is totally acceptable.
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2012, 6:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grow-the-fuck-up-split/263482/111 "2012-04-23T18:31:11Z")
I had a Neon and it had a gay pride interior with little rainbow confetti designs all over the seats.
It was an Expresso with an automatic transmission.
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### Author:  [@Eatonualive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eatonualive)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2012, 8:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grow-the-fuck-up-split/263482/112 "2012-04-23T20:58:51Z")
^Paul “too much information” J. B.
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### Author:  [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2012, 9:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grow-the-fuck-up-split/263482/113 "2012-04-23T21:59:18Z")
> [@Evo= GTI](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-gti/49008/94):
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> meh, I only got a halfsie
:rofl
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### Author:  [@1stgen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1stgen)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2012, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grow-the-fuck-up-split/263482/114 "2012-04-24T06:51:59Z")
Fuck you all…I own 2 new beetles…can’t get gheyer than that…\<\>
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### Author:  [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2012, 9:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grow-the-fuck-up-split/263482/115 "2012-04-24T09:30:01Z")
I own a miata with plaid interior and a dildoe shift know. I FUCKING WIN. Whens the girls car meet? And are we kicking people out whose cars aren’t girly enough? I hate hipsters trying to fit in.
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### Author:  [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2012, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grow-the-fuck-up-split/263482/116 "2012-04-24T09:52:21Z")
Wait a literal dildo? Or the knob resembles a dildo?
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### Author:  [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2012, 2:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grow-the-fuck-up-split/263482/117 "2012-04-24T14:09:56Z")
Probably a bubble knob. Not a real dildo. That’d be hilarious.
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### Author:  [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2012, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grow-the-fuck-up-split/263482/118 "2012-04-24T16:53:03Z")
yea buble knob, but everyone just calls it a dildo.
that thing. i’m waiting for the day i walk out to my car and it’s missing cause the top is down.
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### Author:  [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2012, 4:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grow-the-fuck-up-split/263482/119 "2012-04-24T16:56:31Z")
> [@SOLD: 2003.5 G35 Coupe 6mt - EVERY OPTION, Navi](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sold-2003-5-g35-coupe-6mt-every-option-navi/49009/23):
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> yea buble knob, but everyone just calls it a dildo.
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> that thing. i’m waiting for the day i walk out to my car and it’s missing cause the top is down.
Or some chick is in your car goin to town on it…:lol
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### Author:  [@AVB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AVB)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2012, 5:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grow-the-fuck-up-split/263482/120 "2012-04-24T17:08:53Z")
> [@FS: Best Buy Gift card](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-best-buy-gift-card/49035/7):
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> Or some chick is in your car goin to town on it…:lol
Was gonna say the exact same thing rofl
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