# grrls r dum **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 3, 2008, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460 "2008-06-03T10:28:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/1 "2008-06-03T10:28:41Z")
[13:19] dumbass: my microwave just went crazy, and an egg blew up in my face [13:19] dumbass: now my eye is all burnt [13:19] dumbass: it was so scary. [13:20] dumbass: and now there is egg everywhere [13:20] dumbass: :’( I really can believe how scary that was [13:21] dumbass: ehhh I hate burns, its the most uncomfortable. [13:21] dumbass: this is why I dont cook, [13:21] dumbass: I CANT [13:23] dumbass: I was busy getting egg faced [13:24] dumbass: I should have sent you disaster pics. [13:24] dumbass: egg is literally everywhere. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/2 "2008-06-03T10:29:47Z")
LOL WOW ---
**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/3 "2008-06-03T10:30:50Z")
I was busy getting egg faced…HAA HAAA HAAA… Wonder if she likes cum faced ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/4 "2008-06-03T10:31:39Z")
now you’re mom can’t use a microwave either?? ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/5 "2008-06-03T10:32:09Z")
way to microwave the egg still in its shell. haha ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/6 "2008-06-03T10:32:36Z")
replace egg with cum the story reads much better ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/7 "2008-06-03T10:32:46Z")
> [@Nikuk](#): > > now you’re mom can’t use a microwave either?? hahaha. you’re mom? this is some 21y/o broad. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/8 "2008-06-03T10:33:19Z")
> [@LZ](#): > > replace egg with cum > > the story reads much better LOL…it really does make it that much better ---
**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/9 "2008-06-03T10:35:22Z")
that really sounds like skunk is talking there i can picture him wording a story like that ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/10 "2008-06-03T10:35:46Z")
I don’t know why but this girl just seems like the swallowing type. ---
**Author:** ![Treads4Heads](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/treads4heads/32/7416_2.png) [@Treads4Heads](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Treads4Heads)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/11 "2008-06-03T10:36:03Z")
is she a hottie to make up for it? noodz? ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/12 "2008-06-03T10:36:13Z")
is this “daddies lil angel”? ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/13 "2008-06-03T10:36:37Z")
Simultaneous posts #9 and #10 were a fantastic sequence. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/14 "2008-06-03T10:36:40Z")
> [@newman](#): > > hahaha. > > you’re mom? doh. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/15 "2008-06-03T10:39:00Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > Simultaneous posts #9 and #10 were a fantastic sequence. die ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/16 "2008-06-03T10:40:47Z")
Someday Christian…Someday ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/17 "2008-06-03T10:44:03Z")
> [@SkunkApe](#): > > die :lol: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/18 "2008-06-03T10:45:40Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > is this “daddies lil angel”? hahah. not her. ---
**Author:** ![woz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/woz/32/7605_2.png) [@woz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/woz)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/19 "2008-06-03T10:49:28Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/20 "2008-06-03T10:53:30Z")
> [@Nikuk](#): > > now you’re mom can’t use a microwave either?? lol was waiting for that one [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460.md?page=2)