# grrls r dum

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [June 3, 2008, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460 "2008-06-03T10:28:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![bracketracer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bracketracer/32/15592_2.png) [@bracketracer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bracketracer)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/21 "2008-06-03T12:14:25Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> this is some 21y/o broad.

Sigh.

There was a day long ago that I was interested in such a thing.

Then I realized that one day, they get to be in their 30’s, have good paying jobs, are self-reliant, and can put an English sentence together.

A similar IM from my wife would go like:  
bracketswife: there’s some sort of fluid leaking from under the Jeep  
bracketswife: I just jacked it up, and found a front differential pinion seal leaking  
bracketswife: would you mind bringing one home from the shop  
bracketswife: I’ve already gotten the front driveshaft out  
bracketswife: I’ll probably mow the lawn in the meantime  
bracketswife: oh yeah, while we’re at it, let’s install a better exhaust

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/22 "2008-06-03T12:17:13Z")

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> [@bracketracer](#):
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> Sigh.
> 
> There was a day long ago that I was interested in such a thing.
> 
> Then I realized that one day, they get to be in their 30’s, have good paying jobs, are self-reliant, and can put an English sentence together.
> 
> A similar IM from my wife would go like:  
> bracketswife: there’s some sort of fluid leaking from under the Jeep  
> bracketswife: I just jacked it up, and found a front differential pinion seal leaking  
> bracketswife: would you mind bringing one home from the shop  
> bracketswife: I’ve already gotten the front driveshaft out  
> bracketswife: I’ll probably mow the lawn in the meantime  
> bracketswife: oh yeah, while we’re at it, let’s install a better exhaust

How much for her? Take trades?

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/23 "2008-06-03T12:17:32Z")

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hahah that rules!

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**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/24 "2008-06-03T12:18:24Z")

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> [@bracketracer](#):
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> A similar IM from my wife would go like:  
> bracketswife: there’s some sort of fluid leaking from under the Jeep  
> bracketswife: I just jacked it up, and found a front differential pinion seal leaking  
> bracketswife: would you mind bringing one home from the shop  
> bracketswife: I’ve already gotten the front driveshaft out  
> bracketswife: I’ll probably mow the lawn in the meantime  
> bracketswife: oh yeah, while we’re at it, let’s install a better exhaust

Damn! 👏

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/25 "2008-06-03T12:22:33Z")

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> [@bracketracer](#):
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> Sigh.
> 
> There was a day long ago that I was interested in such a thing.
> 
> Then I realized that one day, they get to be in their 30’s, have good paying jobs, are self-reliant, and can put an English sentence together.

eh, i just kicked a hot 24 year old w/ her own car, her own condo and her own career to the curb. Too SERIOUS.

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/26 "2008-06-03T12:25:10Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> eh, i just kicked a 24 year old w/ her own car, her own condo and her own career to the curb. Too SERIOUS.

SHE WANTED YOU TO SHOWER!!! DO NOT LIE ABOUT YOUR REAL REASON

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/27 "2008-06-03T12:25:54Z")

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You can’t tie down C-trev…

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/28 "2008-06-03T12:26:32Z")

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no you can’t

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**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/29 "2008-06-03T12:26:42Z")

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> [@EvilJay](#):
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> You can’t tie down C-trev…

Back to the Ritz? hahah.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/30 "2008-06-03T12:28:32Z")

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fuck that shit. i live on my own. it’s the best.

no one knows what goes on. 🙂

(insert gay joke here i guess)

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/31 "2008-06-03T12:28:57Z")

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no more janny

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/32 "2008-06-03T12:29:28Z")

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![http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/startracks/070507/seal.jpg](http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/startracks/070507/seal.jpg)

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**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/33 "2008-06-03T12:29:48Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> fuck that shit. i live on my own. it’s the best.

:bigclap:

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**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/34 "2008-06-03T12:30:29Z")

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> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> ![http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/startracks/070507/seal.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/7/3/73971d63e8a74f679811feec040c4d5dd0157cd2.jpeg)

Does not compute…Inside joke?

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**Author:** ![bracketracer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bracketracer/32/15592_2.png) [@bracketracer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bracketracer)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/35 "2008-06-03T12:40:19Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> eh, i just kicked a hot 24 year old w/ her own car, her own condo and her own career to the curb. Too SERIOUS.

Ok, so you’re a reasonably smart guy from what little I know of you. That said, there’s going to be some point in the future where you’ll tire of:

newmanschickoftheweek: i just can’t take it!  
newmanschickoftheweek: everything is getting blurry  
newmanschickoftheweek: and my face is a strage shade of blue  
newmanschickoftheweek: i’m sweating a lot  
newmanschickoftheweek: I don’t know what to do  
newmanschickoftheweek: oh…hehe…that’s better  
newmanschickoftheweek: forgot to breathe again  
newmanschickoftheweek: silly me

And figure out that finding someone with similar tastes, and similar mental capacity…someone that can verbally spar with you, and yet still be outstanding in the sack, is a MUCH better alternative.

You’ll think of this post in about 10 years.

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**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/36 "2008-06-03T12:41:15Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> eh, i just kicked a hot 24 year old w/ her own car, her own condo and her own career to the curb. Too SERIOUS.

LOL I hope she’ll be okay…

[high-five]

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/37 "2008-06-03T12:42:57Z")

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> [@bracketracer](#):
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> newmanschickoftheweek: i just can’t take it!  
> newmanschickoftheweek: everything is getting blurry  
> newmanschickoftheweek: and my face is a strage shade of blue  
> newmanschickoftheweek: i’m sweating a lot  
> newmanschickoftheweek: I don’t know what to do  
> newmanschickoftheweek: oh…hehe…that’s better  
> newmanschickoftheweek: forgot to breathe again  
> newmanschickoftheweek: silly me

omfg :lol: 🤣

Not at the newmanschickoftheweek part, since I don’t actually know the guy. That’s just the best description of a ditz that I have ever read. 👏

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/38 "2008-06-03T12:43:39Z")

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> [@RuBiCaNT](#):
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> Does not compute…Inside joke?

And you never will…

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**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/39 "2008-06-03T12:46:57Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> hahaha.
> 
> you’re mom?
> 
> this is some 21y/o broad.

I call bluff , you don’t talk to any girls who are out of highschool.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grrls-r-dum/49460/40 "2008-06-03T12:51:03Z")

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RE: bracketracer… maybe at some point i’ll want to settle down, however, right now. My awesomeness cannot be concentrated on one particular person. I do what i want, when i want.

LOL.

> [@Just Karter](#):
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> I call bluff , you don’t talk to any girls who are out of highschool.

this would be funny if maybe you knew me.

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