# Guts vs. Balls

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guts-vs-balls/48309>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [May 12, 2008, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guts-vs-balls/48309 "2008-05-12T13:39:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guts-vs-balls/48309/1 "2008-05-12T13:39:22Z")

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Guts Vs. Balls

There is a medical distinction. We’ve all heard about people having  
guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In  
an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being  
met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ‘Are you  
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?’

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer,  
lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: ‘You’re next, fatty.’

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately  
result in death.

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**Author:** ![RLB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rlb/32/5196_2.png) [@RLB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RLB)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guts-vs-balls/48309/2 "2008-05-12T14:06:42Z")

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haha

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**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guts-vs-balls/48309/3 "2008-05-12T14:07:53Z")

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LOL

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 2:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guts-vs-balls/48309/4 "2008-05-12T14:30:01Z")

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rofl

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 3:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guts-vs-balls/48309/5 "2008-05-12T15:07:45Z")

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hahaha

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**Author:** ![Bull49](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bull49/32/7381_2.png) [@Bull49](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bull49)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guts-vs-balls/48309/6 "2008-05-12T19:45:04Z")

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thanks for coming out :bigclap:

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**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 7:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guts-vs-balls/48309/7 "2008-05-12T19:56:11Z")

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LMAO