# guy in a minivan
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guy-in-a-minivan/15887
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [August 12, 2006, 8:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guy-in-a-minivan/15887 "2006-08-12T20:49:51Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2006, 8:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guy-in-a-minivan/15887/1 "2006-08-12T20:49:51Z")
Story of the night. Im driving from Famous daves to taco bell on XXX. I fly around a guy in a silver minivan since hes doing 40 on XXX road. and get back in front of him. simple one lane weave. come to a light, he pulls up next to me, and says something that i cant hear. Im blasting Rammstein. I look over and see his mouth moving. So i mute the stereo, and hes like. HEY your driving like a fucking Idiot…i give him a blank look with a angry eyebrow. YELL FUCK YOU! and pretend to throw something, he flinches like a girl and I laugh and take off nice and easy while turning my system back on. Next light. He again is at my side. screaming obscenities. I dont turn of the stereo this time. I just stare and laugh in a very psycotic way. He drives away pissed off and squeals his tires. A cop going buy pulls him over LOL!!!, and i drive away in absolute hysterics.
This made my night. Saturdays are just full of fun
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### Author:  [@MikeRi24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeRi24)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2006, 8:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guy-in-a-minivan/15887/2 "2006-08-12T20:54:07Z")
HAHAHA thats funny, but in all honestly, it sounds like u were driving like an ass. what was thw speed limmit, and were you tailgating him or anything before you passed him?
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### Author:  [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2006, 9:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guy-in-a-minivan/15887/3 "2006-08-12T21:13:16Z")
speed limit is 40. everyone does 50 and i wanted to. its 3 lanes. and i neede to make a turn in the lane he was in. I had a good carlength or more when i came out and when i went in on both moves. They were fast, but i had more than enough room.
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### Author:  [@MikeRi24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeRi24)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2006, 9:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guy-in-a-minivan/15887/4 "2006-08-12T21:25:21Z")
> [@The\_Russian](#):
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> speed limit is 40. everyone does 50 and i wanted to. its 3 lanes. and i neede to make a turn in the lane he was in.
sooo y couldnt you just wait it out and stay behind him to make your tun? and if he was doing the speed limmit, theres nothing wrong with that, espially if it was at night.
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### Author:  [@articzap](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/articzap)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2006, 9:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guy-in-a-minivan/15887/5 "2006-08-12T21:26:33Z")
who cares if he was driving like an ass. pt is the minivan driver had no reason to be pissed and got pulled ova for it
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### Author:  [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2006, 9:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guy-in-a-minivan/15887/6 "2006-08-12T21:27:14Z")
I saw him flailing his arms when the cop turned his lights on 🙂 LOL
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### Author:  [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2006, 9:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guy-in-a-minivan/15887/7 "2006-08-12T21:55:22Z")
You know, you def. pulled a dick move, haha, but it still is pretty funny.
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### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2006, 9:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guy-in-a-minivan/15887/8 "2006-08-12T21:59:28Z")
!!!
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### Author:  [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2006, 10:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guy-in-a-minivan/15887/9 "2006-08-12T22:01:29Z")
[http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7976&highlight=police](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7976&highlight=police)
I don’t feel like makeing a real reply so I’ll just quote myself a few times. From your last road-rage thread.
> [@FuzzyFish](#):
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> I lol in the general direction this thread it going. 🚽
> [@FuzzyFish](#):
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> Got anger management?
But getting the dude pulled over is classic. :tup:
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### Author:  [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2006, 10:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guy-in-a-minivan/15887/10 "2006-08-12T22:25:42Z")
> [@The\_Russian](#):
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> Im blasting Rammstein.
:poke:
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### Author:  [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2006, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guy-in-a-minivan/15887/11 "2006-08-13T10:36:29Z")
yes, but did you manage to pull the man out of a burning car and diagnose him with 12344322 multiple fractures in every bone in his body
:bsflag: your stories to get attention are getting old. Is your life really that dull and boring that you have to come onto an online forum and brag about your ficticious escapades
Kthnxbye
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2006, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guy-in-a-minivan/15887/12 "2006-08-13T10:59:44Z")
What ended up happening with this?
[http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14464](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14464)
I take it you still have your license?
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### Author:  [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2006, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guy-in-a-minivan/15887/13 "2006-08-13T11:46:37Z")
good story :tup:
but you’re gonna get more tickets with that driving attitude, mark my words
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### Author:  [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2006, 2:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guy-in-a-minivan/15887/14 "2006-08-13T14:09:12Z")
One its not ficticious, 2, I have yet to go to court for that. 3. I am driving less and less like an ass, some people just think its still too much.
And all of these events have happened. So go boost your ego somewhere else.
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### Author:  [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2006, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guy-in-a-minivan/15887/15 "2006-08-13T14:25:16Z")
guess you told us 🙂
be careful out there bro, don’t wanna see a fellow nyspeeder get into some really bad road rage shit or more tickets, neither is cool. that’s all.
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### Author:  [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2006, 2:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guy-in-a-minivan/15887/16 "2006-08-13T14:27:05Z")
I hear ya. Not trying to get aggressive on here either. Sure i dont always do the most intelligent things, but im far from road rage. Its more mear annoyances that i find amuzing after the fact and decide to share.
I cant get another ticket for 18 months so im being very careful 🙂
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### Author:  [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2006, 9:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guy-in-a-minivan/15887/17 "2006-08-13T21:25:53Z")
> [@The\_Russian](#):
>
> I fly around a guy in a silver minivan since hes doing 40 on XXX road. and get back in front of him. simple one lane weave.
>
> speed limit is 40. everyone does 50 and i wanted to. its 3 lanes. and i needed to make a turn in the lane he was in.
>
> i give him a blank look with a angry eyebrow. YELL FUCK YOU! and pretend to throw something, he flinches like a girl and I laugh and take off nice and easy while turning my system back on.
>
> I just stare and laugh in a very psycotic way.
> [@FuzzyFish](#):
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> Road-Rage
.
Boosting my ego? Sounds like the pot calling the kettle black on this one. It seems like many of your posts include a one in a million chance occurance where you either show someone up/ end up as being the totally cool awesome guy who everyone will love and whom the bitches will sackride on the drop of the hat. I dont think its me boosting my ego as much as I truly despise people who fabricate stories in order to feel better about themselves/ fill some large emotional void/attention whore.
20 Bucks says you cut the guy off and were assclowning when he started screaming at you, so either you
1.) Sat in your car on the verge of pissing your pants and ignored him while praying he didnt come out of his minivan and beat your ass
2.) Sat there and didnt say anything, but decided to post up on the interweb how you totally showed his old ass up because all you other freinds got sick of hearing your retarded stories. :bloated:
My guess is number 2, hence I still raise the :bsflag:
shouldnt you be outside attempting to resuce a busload of nuns and orphans thats teetering on the edge of a cliff, while on fire?
> [@nitroinsane](#):
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> no ur goal was to look like some bad ass but ur pathalogical lying went a little to far so u = teh suck
yep
Kthnxbye
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### Author:  [@Shrives](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shrives)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2006, 9:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guy-in-a-minivan/15887/18 "2006-08-13T21:30:21Z")
owned.
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2006, 9:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guy-in-a-minivan/15887/19 "2006-08-13T21:30:25Z")
> [@The\_Russian](#):
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> 1994 Buick Lesabre daily
>
> Possible project, not sucking so fucking bad…
status: not going so well
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### Author:  [@Shrives](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shrives)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2006, 9:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guy-in-a-minivan/15887/20 "2006-08-13T21:31:44Z")
> [@Shrives](#):
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> owned.
and again
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