# GUYS... Would you Eat shit or suck a dick? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 14, 2008, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guys-would-you-eat-shit-or-suck-a-dick/56466 "2008-10-14T20:24:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guys-would-you-eat-shit-or-suck-a-dick/56466/1 "2008-10-14T20:24:56Z")
In the spirit of me being called a shit eater all night… I ask you to answer this honestly. You must choose one or the other. so… suck a dick… or eat a terd. Me… Id rather eat a terd. **_A man could cure aids, but if he sucked one dick in his lifetime, he will forever be known as a cock sucker._** ---
**Author:** ![forthekicks385](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/forthekicks385/32/7484_2.png) [@forthekicks385](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/forthekicks385)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 8:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guys-would-you-eat-shit-or-suck-a-dick/56466/2 "2008-10-14T20:29:46Z")
turd! ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 8:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guys-would-you-eat-shit-or-suck-a-dick/56466/3 "2008-10-14T20:31:12Z")
what movie is that from? ---
**Author:** ![itsJim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@itsJim](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/itsJim)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 8:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guys-would-you-eat-shit-or-suck-a-dick/56466/4 "2008-10-14T20:31:58Z")
Do you have to spit or swallow? ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 8:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guys-would-you-eat-shit-or-suck-a-dick/56466/5 "2008-10-14T20:34:38Z")
i think we should specify what kind of turd. I dont think anyone would eat a long lumpy turd that was green and had corn pieces in it but i will not suck a dick. and what are the circumstances under having to choose between dick and poop ---
**Author:** ![ericvw7989](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ericvw7989/32/5070_2.png) [@ericvw7989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ericvw7989)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 8:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guys-would-you-eat-shit-or-suck-a-dick/56466/6 "2008-10-14T20:34:45Z")
omg the week long conversation of bubble tea and southgate im saying dick only two people have chosen shit so far before this poll ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 8:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guys-would-you-eat-shit-or-suck-a-dick/56466/7 "2008-10-14T20:37:03Z")
**“A man spends his whole life building bridges, builds some the greatest bridges in the world, but one day, gets caught with a cock in his mouth, now he will never be remembered as a bridge builder, hes remembered as a cock sucker”.** thats the real quote… not sure where its from … i just remember it. :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 8:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guys-would-you-eat-shit-or-suck-a-dick/56466/8 "2008-10-14T20:37:26Z")
Btw, it says nothing about the guy blowing it in your mouth… you just have to suck on it. ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guys-would-you-eat-shit-or-suck-a-dick/56466/9 "2008-10-14T20:39:34Z")
:io: ---
**Author:** ![ericvw7989](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ericvw7989/32/5070_2.png) [@ericvw7989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ericvw7989)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guys-would-you-eat-shit-or-suck-a-dick/56466/10 "2008-10-14T20:39:59Z")
haha like me and pat said last night a dick is just skin shit can get stuck in your teeth …and the rule is the dick or shit is coming from a big black guy ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 8:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guys-would-you-eat-shit-or-suck-a-dick/56466/11 "2008-10-14T20:42:22Z")
EAT YOUR HEART OUT PAT… theres a ton of turd munchers on NYspeed… looks like you and eric are some of the few cock suckers. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 8:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guys-would-you-eat-shit-or-suck-a-dick/56466/12 "2008-10-14T20:42:27Z")
> [@turbo ls1 ss](#): > > what movie is that from? i know this line was said in the movie “play it to the bone” with antonio banderas and woddy harrelson. took me a minute to remember. ---
**Author:** ![MPD47](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mpd47/32/7383_2.png) [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 8:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guys-would-you-eat-shit-or-suck-a-dick/56466/13 "2008-10-14T20:42:44Z")
The VW owner said he’d suck dick. :picard: ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 8:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guys-would-you-eat-shit-or-suck-a-dick/56466/14 "2008-10-14T20:43:53Z")
this is why we can’t have nice things will… in my pants! ---
**Author:** ![ericvw7989](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ericvw7989/32/5070_2.png) [@ericvw7989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ericvw7989)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 8:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guys-would-you-eat-shit-or-suck-a-dick/56466/15 "2008-10-14T20:44:48Z")
hahah ii dont own a vdub i did 3 years ago ☹ just wait until more people view there iwll be a lot more dick suckers over shit eaters ---
**Author:** ![Sansone](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sansone/32/4970_2.png) [@Sansone](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sansone)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guys-would-you-eat-shit-or-suck-a-dick/56466/16 "2008-10-14T20:53:52Z")
some girls do both at once 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![psychopjv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psychopjv/32/7251_2.png) [@psychopjv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psychopjv)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guys-would-you-eat-shit-or-suck-a-dick/56466/17 "2008-10-14T21:01:35Z")
i’d take a dick. i’ve had vag and boobs and labia’s in my mouth. it’s prob near that. but shit? i can’t even handle a shitty diaper. ---
**Author:** ![ericvw7989](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ericvw7989/32/5070_2.png) [@ericvw7989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ericvw7989)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 9:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guys-would-you-eat-shit-or-suck-a-dick/56466/18 "2008-10-14T21:05:03Z")
jokes on the rest of ya when you have corn stuck in your teeth ---
**Author:** ![MPD47](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mpd47/32/7383_2.png) [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guys-would-you-eat-shit-or-suck-a-dick/56466/19 "2008-10-14T21:08:03Z")
9 Guys 1 Cup? ---
**Author:** ![psychopjv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psychopjv/32/7251_2.png) [@psychopjv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psychopjv)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 9:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guys-would-you-eat-shit-or-suck-a-dick/56466/20 "2008-10-14T21:21:38Z")
> [@MPD47](#): > > 9 Guys 1 Cup? only if you hold the cup!!! :mamoru: [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guys-would-you-eat-shit-or-suck-a-dick/56466.md?page=2)