# HackAbuse's Intro

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hackabuses-intro/39570>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 1, 2007, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hackabuses-intro/39570 "2007-12-01T13:16:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2007, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hackabuses-intro/39570/1 "2007-12-01T13:16:00Z")

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Hey guys, I’m Jeff, from Syracuse NY.

I drive a 2005 Four Door Chevy Cobalt, yeah, i know it’s not fast and doesn’t look the greatest but I wanted a domestic and a four door, so this was my choice.

**Current Mods:**  
LE5 Intake Manifold  
LE5 Throttle Body (62mm)  
LSJ Exhaust Manifold (2.5")  
LSJ Downpipe (2.5")  
Pacesetter 2.5" Cat-back  
3.5" Ebay Fart Cannon

B&M Shiftplus

Eibach Sportline Springs  
DC Sports Front Strut Bar  
Torque Forward Rear Stabilizer

16" Rims wrapped in 205/55/16 Falken Ziex 512

**Pics:**

![http://cobaltss.net/gallery/files/4/1/6/5/DSC01721.jpg](http://cobaltss.net/gallery/files/4/1/6/5/DSC01721.jpg)

![http://cobaltss.net/gallery/files/4/1/6/5/DSC01719.jpg](http://cobaltss.net/gallery/files/4/1/6/5/DSC01719.jpg)

![http://cobaltss.net/gallery/files/4/1/6/5/DSC01720.jpg](http://cobaltss.net/gallery/files/4/1/6/5/DSC01720.jpg)

 ![http://cobaltss.net/gallery/files/4/1/6/5/DSC01722.jpg](http://cobaltss.net/gallery/files/4/1/6/5/DSC01722.jpg)

![http://cobaltss.net/gallery/files/4/1/6/5/DSC01711.jpg](http://cobaltss.net/gallery/files/4/1/6/5/DSC01711.jpg)

![http://cobaltss.net/gallery/files/4/1/6/5/DSC01705.jpg](http://cobaltss.net/gallery/files/4/1/6/5/DSC01705.jpg)

![http://cobaltss.net/gallery/files/4/1/6/5/DSC01740.jpg](http://cobaltss.net/gallery/files/4/1/6/5/DSC01740.jpg)

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**Author:** ![articzap](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/articzap/32/7361_2.png) [@articzap](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/articzap)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2007, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hackabuses-intro/39570/2 "2007-12-01T13:26:07Z")

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Hi fellow CCS’er.

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**Author:** ![matter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/97f17d/32.png) [@matter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/matter)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2007, 2:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hackabuses-intro/39570/3 "2007-12-01T14:04:44Z")

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nice, clean, no gaudy huge fucking rims, :tup: welcome

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2007, 2:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hackabuses-intro/39570/4 "2007-12-01T14:10:37Z")

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[quote=“matter,post:3,topic:39570"”]

nice, clean, no gaudy huge fucking rims, :tup: welcome

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Haha thanks, I like looks and functionality. Large rims have too much rotational mass, kills the acceleration, plus with a larger sidewall they are much more durable, no denting and rarely scraped.

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**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2007, 2:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hackabuses-intro/39570/5 "2007-12-01T14:14:54Z")

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are you really a hacker?

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**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2007, 2:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hackabuses-intro/39570/6 "2007-12-01T14:15:27Z")

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[quote=“Locutus,post:5,topic:39570"”]

are you really a hacker?

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:rx3:

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2007, 2:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hackabuses-intro/39570/7 "2007-12-01T14:20:59Z")

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Hahaha, I got the name from Hacky Sack, if you serve the sack to yourself it’s called Hackabuse

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**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2007, 2:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hackabuses-intro/39570/8 "2007-12-01T14:23:46Z")

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welcome 👋

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**Author:** ![Skurge](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skurge/32/7285_2.png) [@Skurge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skurge)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2007, 2:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hackabuses-intro/39570/9 "2007-12-01T14:27:57Z")

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welcome…glad to see a non-riced cobalt 🙂

:tup: looks pretty good imo

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**Author:** ![hummingbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hummingbird/32/5163_2.png) [@hummingbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/hummingbird)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2007, 2:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hackabuses-intro/39570/10 "2007-12-01T14:36:46Z")

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dang sigs be blazin…

shoulda got a srt-4 if you wanted dumbestic sedan

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2007, 2:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hackabuses-intro/39570/11 "2007-12-01T14:42:57Z")

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[quote=“hummingbird,post:10,topic:39570"”]

dang sigs be blazin…

shoulda got a srt-4 if you wanted dumbestic sedan

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Yeah I looked at a skittle, but the insurance was a little crazy for an 16 year old (at the time).

Plus, power windows in front and crank in back? wtf were they thinking?

I’ve got every option except sunroof and leather. Including the one that lets me wind that speedo out to 125+

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**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2007, 7:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hackabuses-intro/39570/12 "2007-12-01T19:05:02Z")

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welcome 👋

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**Author:** ![maybe\_memories](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maybe_memories/32/5053_2.png) [@maybe\_memories](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/maybe_memories)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2007, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hackabuses-intro/39570/13 "2007-12-01T20:08:35Z")

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Car looks nice, welcome!

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**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2007, 8:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hackabuses-intro/39570/14 "2007-12-01T20:58:33Z")

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Nice Plate.  
Welcome Aboard 👋

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**Author:** ![JustinH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JustinH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JustinH)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hackabuses-intro/39570/15 "2007-12-02T06:41:09Z")

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Nice econo car dude…

Did they finally put 5 lugs on those?

My ion has 4 lug…

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 7:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hackabuses-intro/39570/16 "2007-12-02T07:41:29Z")

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Welcome. Clean looking ride.

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**Author:** ![articzap](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/articzap/32/7361_2.png) [@articzap](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/articzap)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 8:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hackabuses-intro/39570/17 "2007-12-02T08:17:00Z")

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[quote=“JustinH,post:15,topic:39570"”]

Nice econo car dude…

Did they finally put 5 lugs on those?

My ion has 4 lug…

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I believe 08’s switched to 5 lugs on all but LT’s. Might have been 07. Still the gay 5x110.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hackabuses-intro/39570/18 "2007-12-02T10:26:42Z")

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[quote=“JustinH,post:15,topic:39570"”]

Nice econo car dude…

Did they finally put 5 lugs on those?

My ion has 4 lug…

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Mines Four lug, but the 2007+ now have 5 lug

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hackabuses-intro/39570/19 "2007-12-02T10:28:55Z")

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[quote=“JayS,post:16,topic:39570"”]

Welcome. Clean looking ride.

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Thanks, nice goat :tup:

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**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hackabuses-intro/39570/20 "2007-12-02T10:36:00Z")

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[quote=“HackAbuse,post:11,topic:39570"”]

Including the one that lets me wind that speedo out to 125+

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what option is that?.. lol… why are you going 125 in a cobalt lol? ever take it to the 1/4…?

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