# haha car hit hsbc!!!!!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haha-car-hit-hsbc/21619>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 13, 2006, 8:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haha-car-hit-hsbc/21619 "2006-12-13T20:05:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![forthekicks385](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/forthekicks385/32/7484_2.png) [@forthekicks385](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/forthekicks385)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haha-car-hit-hsbc/21619/21 "2006-12-14T07:43:50Z")

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> [@Skurge](#):
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> wow people in this world are pretty dumb, how do you hit a building that big lol

maybe the same way that they hit parked cars?

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**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haha-car-hit-hsbc/21619/22 "2006-12-14T07:45:46Z")

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they are investigating whether Alcohol was involved

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**Author:** ![Adictd2b00st](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/adictd2b00st/32/7625_2.png) [@Adictd2b00st](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Adictd2b00st)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haha-car-hit-hsbc/21619/23 "2006-12-14T07:49:53Z")

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theres no way that you miss that HUGE BUILDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU lol theres gotta be a side story to this

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 7:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haha-car-hit-hsbc/21619/24 "2006-12-14T07:50:01Z")

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this just in:

Car was driven by Dale Earnhardt Jr. He was apparently baffled by this sign.  
 ![http://www.gophersign.com/m23ProductImages/small/R3-2.jpg](http://www.gophersign.com/m23ProductImages/small/R3-2.jpg)  
and thinking he had no other options, proceeded straight into the building. The building is now in protective custudy, due to massive amounts of death threats from fans angered at the loss of another hero.

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**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haha-car-hit-hsbc/21619/25 "2006-12-14T07:52:53Z")

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haaa haaa ahaaaaa haaaaaa… that mde me LOL

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**Author:** ![forthekicks385](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/forthekicks385/32/7484_2.png) [@forthekicks385](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/forthekicks385)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haha-car-hit-hsbc/21619/26 "2006-12-14T07:53:42Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> this just in:
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> Car was driven by Dale Earnhardt Jr. He was apparently baffled by this sign.  
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> and thinking he had no other options, proceeded straight into the building. The building is now in protective custudy, due to massive amounts of death threats from fans angered at the loss of another hero.

nope that would be mark martin because he is so old that he can’t see a big ass sign

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haha-car-hit-hsbc/21619/27 "2006-12-14T08:27:57Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> this just in:
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> Car was driven by Dale Earnhardt Jr. He was apparently baffled by this sign.  
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> and thinking he had no other options, proceeded straight into the building. The building is now in protective custudy, due to massive amounts of death threats from fans angered at the loss of another hero.

Obviously.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haha-car-hit-hsbc/21619/28 "2006-12-14T08:44:04Z")

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Am I the only one waiting for a hillarious photochop of this from Fuzzy?

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haha-car-hit-hsbc/21619/29 "2006-12-14T08:47:32Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> this just in:
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> Car was driven by Dale Earnhardt Jr. He was apparently baffled by this sign.  
>   
> and thinking he had no other options, proceeded straight into the building. The building is now in protective custudy, due to massive amounts of death threats from fans angered at the loss of another hero.

:lol:

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**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haha-car-hit-hsbc/21619/30 "2006-12-14T08:52:33Z")

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lol now that’s pretty sweet.

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**Author:** ![j\_espo1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/j_espo1/32/7291_2.png) [@j\_espo1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/j_espo1)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haha-car-hit-hsbc/21619/31 "2006-12-14T08:55:04Z")

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> [@Itagaki](#):
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> I didn’t know j\_espo drove a Saab :gotme:

🤣 i was waiting for a Leafs reference somewhere, so i guess this will do.

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**Author:** ![forthekicks385](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/forthekicks385/32/7484_2.png) [@forthekicks385](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/forthekicks385)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haha-car-hit-hsbc/21619/32 "2006-12-14T09:01:50Z")

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> [@j\_espo1](#):
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> 🤣 i was waiting for a Leafs reference somewhere, so i guess this will do.

it might have been…darn you, you killed my joke!

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 9:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haha-car-hit-hsbc/21619/33 "2006-12-14T09:18:45Z")

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> [@BikerFry](#):
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> Am I the only one waiting for a hillarious photochop of this from Fuzzy?

As much as I want to make a picture of Dale Earnhardt nailing that wall. I’m too busy at work right now. That and I used to be quite the nascar fan oddly enough.

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**Author:** ![Skurge](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skurge/32/7285_2.png) [@Skurge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skurge)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haha-car-hit-hsbc/21619/34 "2006-12-14T09:37:43Z")

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> [@Adictd2b00st](#):
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> theres no way that you miss that HUGE BUILDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU lol theres gotta be a side story to this

:word:

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**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haha-car-hit-hsbc/21619/35 "2006-12-14T09:49:20Z")

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> [@forthekicks385](#):
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> nope that would be mark martin because he is so old that he can’t see a big ass sign

??? if he couldnt read the sign he would have turned left and be fine considering it says NO left turn…pretty sure the joke went right over your head

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**Author:** ![airhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/airhead/32/7471_2.png) [@airhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/airhead)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haha-car-hit-hsbc/21619/36 "2006-12-14T09:59:43Z")

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> [@wickedcivy](#):
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> whys the gas tank open? haha

You think someone dumb enough to hit an arena would have the brains to close their gas door? I’m surprised the gas pump nozzle isn’t there too.😃 Probably force of the crash.

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**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haha-car-hit-hsbc/21619/37 "2006-12-14T10:02:20Z")

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They were in a Saab.

That building didn’t have a chance…

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haha-car-hit-hsbc/21619/38 "2006-12-14T10:02:59Z")

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> [@FuzzyFish](#):
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> As much as I want to make a picture of Dale Earnhardt nailing that wall. I’m too busy at work right now. That and I used to be quite the nascar fan oddly enough.

Well then just throw the Kool-Aid man on it and call it a day! 😛

I guess I’ll just have to use my imagination…Oh no! Oh No! Oh No! _cue kool-aid man_ OH YEAH!!! 🤣 OK good enough…

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**Author:** ![forthekicks385](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/forthekicks385/32/7484_2.png) [@forthekicks385](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/forthekicks385)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haha-car-hit-hsbc/21619/39 "2006-12-14T10:34:54Z")

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> [@K Cuv](#):
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> ??? if he couldnt read the sign he would have turned left and be fine considering it says NO left turn…pretty sure the joke went right over your head

nope sorry the joke is on you because mark martin spends his life turning right and has no idea except at the glen and infineon how to turn left so he would just sit there going i hope there are no cops i hope there are no cops

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**Author:** ![eMKay](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/emkay/32/7428_2.png) [@eMKay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eMKay)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haha-car-hit-hsbc/21619/40 "2006-12-14T10:47:59Z")

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> [@forthekicks385](#):
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> nope sorry the joke is on you because mark martin spends his life turning right and has no idea except at the glen and infineon how to turn left so he would just sit there going i hope there are no cops i hope there are no cops

Sooo, what…He drives the track BACKWARDS?!? I’m sure people would have noticed that. Or maybe you just don’t know your right from your left?

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