# Hahah, Idiot **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 30, 2009, 2:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-idiot/67067 "2009-04-30T14:31:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 2:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-idiot/67067/1 "2009-04-30T14:31:19Z")
> **[Laptop Burglar Caught After Owner Mocks Him Remotely](https://gizmodo.com/5234529/laptop-burglar-caught-after-owner-mocks-him-remotely)** > > Newsweek's Joshua Alston got his laptop stolen when he was in the shower. Sounds like the beginning of a porn movie, but it's one about detectives. Cyberdetectives that mock their suspects before sending the police. ---
**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 2:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-idiot/67067/2 "2009-04-30T14:39:34Z")
lol awesome ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 2:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-idiot/67067/3 "2009-04-30T14:46:12Z")
Hmm. Now I’m glad I have that program. lol ---
**Author:** ![BillysRevenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@BillysRevenge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BillysRevenge)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 2:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-idiot/67067/4 "2009-04-30T14:54:18Z")
Black People:picard: ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 2:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-idiot/67067/5 "2009-04-30T14:55:56Z")
that article is very frustrating… HOW DID THE STORY END? ---
**Author:** ![BillysRevenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@BillysRevenge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BillysRevenge)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 3:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-idiot/67067/6 "2009-04-30T15:02:15Z")
Yeah logmein isn’t a GPS so it really isn’t able to “pinpoint” a location. Unless the remote user does an IP address check and traces it that way. I’ve been meaning to install this on my laptop/desktop. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 3:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-idiot/67067/7 "2009-04-30T15:58:42Z")
Surprise… he’s black. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 4:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-idiot/67067/8 "2009-04-30T16:16:20Z")
If you have access to the computer it’s not too hard to figure out where of is. A few things I can think of on my computer that would give up my location… Google maps search history Any order confirmations in my email Documents that contain my address Bills I have paid online ---
**Author:** ![suzukiriderman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/suzukiriderman/32/7421_2.png) [@suzukiriderman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/suzukiriderman)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 4:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-idiot/67067/9 "2009-04-30T16:22:56Z")
A program that would allow you to overheat the laptop and start it on fire remotely would be nice for a situation like this. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 4:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-idiot/67067/10 "2009-04-30T16:25:21Z")
I just keep porn on my laptop. External HD’s keep you safe. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 4:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-idiot/67067/11 "2009-04-30T16:37:21Z")
Keep the racism coming, I’ll keep the infractions coming. :tup: ---
**Author:** ![BillysRevenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@BillysRevenge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BillysRevenge)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 4:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-idiot/67067/12 "2009-04-30T16:38:13Z")
I don’t see any racism? ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 4:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-idiot/67067/13 "2009-04-30T16:44:11Z")
I’m not taking the bait. ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 4:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-idiot/67067/14 "2009-04-30T16:50:49Z")
> [@BillysRevenge](#): > > I don’t see any racism? Really? I am not as nice as Fry. I will hand out Bans instead of infractions. ---
**Author:** ![BillysRevenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@BillysRevenge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BillysRevenge)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 4:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-idiot/67067/15 "2009-04-30T16:51:33Z")
What bait there is no bait? It’s not racism if it’s a fact. I’m sure evolve can show you that. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 5:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-idiot/67067/16 "2009-04-30T17:58:20Z")
This isn’t the first time you’ve made racist comments on here. I can’t really think of a good reason to not permaban you. Keep pushing. ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 6:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-idiot/67067/17 "2009-04-30T18:13:41Z")
> [@BillysRevenge](#): > > I don’t see any racism? No one should have to spell it out for you. But if you really need it. > [@BillysRevenge](#): > > Black People:picard: > [@Gus](#): > > Surprise… he’s black. Those are both racist comments. There really isn’t a gray area there. You said black PEOPLE. Not “Oh that silly black guy.” ---
**Author:** ![akkord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/65b543/32.png) [@akkord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/akkord)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 6:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-idiot/67067/18 "2009-04-30T18:13:51Z")
… ---
**Author:** ![BillysRevenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@BillysRevenge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BillysRevenge)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-idiot/67067/19 "2009-04-30T19:00:18Z")
You know what, fine. I won’t argue it everybody take care. Have a great day. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-idiot/67067/20 "2009-04-30T19:21:20Z")
> [@Paulo](#): > > No one should have to spell it out for you. But if you really need it. > > Those are both racist comments. There really isn’t a gray area there. You said black PEOPLE. Not “Oh that silly black guy.” Hahahhahahahahhahahahhahahaha I got an infraction for this by Uncle Fry. Paulo, Isn’t “black” used as adjectives in both your example. It’s either racist or not racist anyway you use the work black. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-idiot/67067.md?page=2)